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aw heckz yeah~! a Charles Barkley RPG~!!! OP updated: game patch


#1 JEKKI   JEKKI WOO FOO FOO CAGiversary!   7044 Posts   Joined 19.1 Years Ago  

Posted 23 January 2008 - 04:28 AM

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Barkley V108b download:

http://www.tomatolan...BarkleyV108.zip

Changes:
- Fixed a bunch of game glitches
- Joypad no longer supported (Some people had problems, anyone with the 6969696 glitch this was the game trying to emulate a non-existant joypad). Use something like joy2key if you want this
- Music error fixed

How to use:
Replace the old Barkley EXE with the new Barkley EXE and ensure the dll is in the same folder as the EXE. You still need the Barkley resources, so use the topic download link if you don't have them.

Notes:
Anyone who had problems running the game should download this. The game may have one or two instances in the game where it may not play music correctly. Report if you think there is something wrong with the music playback. This is technically beta but I think it works right.

For monitors that don't support 320x240 and you downloaded the earlier version, delete your config.txt and controls.txt if it exists.

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http://www.gamingw.n...p?topic=68488.0

Tales of Game's Studios Presents: Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht". Thousands upon thousands of the world's greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the "Verboten Jam"...

Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.

Features

- Incredible B.A.B.B.Y. System gives you complete control over your combat actions.

- Get out your easter basket and get ready to go hunting, because there’s Easter eggs galore in BSU&J:G! Prepare for a cavalcade of easter eggs, ranging from the mysterious to the unique.

- One of the first games to fully utilize DirectX 10.

- Game fully playable in both English and Al Bhed.

- Riveting story that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the very end. See the Post-Cyberpocalypse like you’ve never seen it before.

- Beautiful soundtrack composed by none other than Nobuo Uematsu exclusively for BSU&J:G!

- Block paragraphs about basketball monsters.

A tale of zaubers, b-balls, and atonement; brave dangers unheard of, face spectacular challenges that even the greatest ballers could not overcome, and maybe... just maybe... redeem basketball once and for all in:

Tales of Game's Studios Presents Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa


Controls
z - action
x - run and cancel
c - start

You can change the controls in the configuration menu, as well a lot of other things! If you want to play in windowed mode, you should probably play in scaling x2.

It will take a minute when you're starting it up, so wait a second.

Tales of Game's Studios Presents Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden - Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa
The Main Dudes
bort
Chef Boyardee
Drule
GZ

Everyone Who Helped Out
Bunnymilk
Jester
Kaworu
Konix
Medieve
Psychoskull
Ramci
RPG
Skie Fortress
Steel
Waluigi Soap
Probably more

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omg, this is pretty much the greatest thing since sliced bread rite here...

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easily an early contender for GOTY, shyt is straight up EPIC!!

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trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F1cOvZ3nS8

link to more screenshots and (full! complete!) game download:

http://www.gamingw.n...p?topic=68488.0

arrgh! I jus CANNOT WAIT!!

all this was found vis joystiq: http://www.joystiq.c...s-full-release/

#2

Guest_Apossum_*

Posted 23 January 2008 - 04:44 AM

It's. fucking. on.


downloaded. much love for this jekki!

#3 InuFaye   Banned Banned   7069 Posts   Joined 17.7 Years Ago  

Posted 23 January 2008 - 04:47 AM

O hells yea.

I need this shit $$$$GAS!

#4 Strell   LOBSTERS!....IN MY PANTS! CAGiversary!   26583 Posts   Joined 19.4 Years Ago  

Posted 23 January 2008 - 04:47 AM

Did everyone else know this was a Jekki post by title alone?

I'm not the only one, right?

#5 RelentlessRolento   Conversation Comedy CAGiversary!   29352 Posts   Joined 18.8 Years Ago  

RelentlessRolento

Posted 23 January 2008 - 04:53 AM

I saw this a year or two ago, but it's definitely worth anyone's time.

#6 mykevermin   Queen of Scotland CAGiversary!   37011 Posts   Joined 18.7 Years Ago  

Posted 23 January 2008 - 05:01 AM

Did everyone else know this was a Jekki post by title alone?

I'm not the only one, right?


No doubt. He's like a hip, urban slidecage...with the exception that slidecage can't switch into coherent English if he needed to.

#7 Moxio   Supervillain CAGiversary!   35394 Posts   Joined 19.3 Years Ago  

Posted 23 January 2008 - 05:50 AM

Looks like the product of RPGmaker. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

#8 zerowing   makiri ♥ CAGiversary!   877 Posts   Joined 16.4 Years Ago  

Posted 23 January 2008 - 10:50 AM

DOWNLOADING NOW

This is gonna be awesome, I just know it.

#9 Backlash   www.thecoverproject.net CAGiversary!   4794 Posts   Joined 18.7 Years Ago  

Posted 23 January 2008 - 01:12 PM

Tales of Game's


*cries*

#10 Rei no Otaku   Rei's love CAGiversary!   10309 Posts   Joined 19.1 Years Ago  

Rei no Otaku

Posted 23 January 2008 - 01:21 PM

I need to play this...

#11 RKasa   The Artist Formerly Known as ブルー神羅 CAGiversary!   4452 Posts   Joined 16.9 Years Ago  

Posted 23 January 2008 - 02:09 PM

This is fucking hilarious, not to mention awesome.

#12 tiredfornow   Banned Banned   35417 Posts   Joined 17.0 Years Ago  

tiredfornow

Posted 23 January 2008 - 02:12 PM

<3 Jekki.

#13 Mr. Beef   7777777 CAGiversary!   8098 Posts   Joined 16.1 Years Ago  

Posted 23 January 2008 - 08:00 PM

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

#14 JEKKI   JEKKI WOO FOO FOO CAGiversary!   7044 Posts   Joined 19.1 Years Ago  

Posted 23 January 2008 - 08:27 PM

omg... I got to the first save point last nite...

I havent even gotten ito a fight yet but the game is already SO GOOD!!

freakin Michael Jordan man! what a sell out!!

#15 tiredfornow   Banned Banned   35417 Posts   Joined 17.0 Years Ago  

tiredfornow

Posted 23 January 2008 - 08:32 PM

:rofl:

#16 Zenxyz   Berserk!! CAGiversary!   474 Posts   Joined 18.1 Years Ago  

Posted 23 January 2008 - 08:35 PM

LMAO! Is that guy fighting Kratos(God of War) at the end of the trailer?

#17 souljah420   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   906 Posts   Joined 18.1 Years Ago  

Posted 23 January 2008 - 08:40 PM

fucking sweet - downloading now THANKS

#18 suko_32   (soo-koh-32) - noun CAGiversary!   6476 Posts   Joined 19.2 Years Ago  

Posted 24 January 2008 - 01:19 AM

How do you make the the game bigger? Like in terms of resolution because it's like a tiny box on my screen.

#19 Poor2More   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   4008 Posts   Joined 16.2 Years Ago  

Posted 24 January 2008 - 01:35 AM

FTW, that game posses more Creative Juice then the Whole library of EA Games in 2007

#20 cochesecochese   corrompido e imoral CAGiversary!   4894 Posts   Joined 17.7 Years Ago  

cochesecochese

Posted 24 January 2008 - 02:33 AM

How do you make the the game bigger? Like in terms of resolution because it's like a tiny box on my screen.


At the start menu screen, go to configuration and put it in window with scaling at x2.

#21 suko_32   (soo-koh-32) - noun CAGiversary!   6476 Posts   Joined 19.2 Years Ago  

Posted 24 January 2008 - 03:31 AM

At the start menu screen, go to configuration and put it in window with scaling at x2.


I did that once in Full Screen mode and nothing happened. Then I did it in window mode and now everything is fine. Thanks.

#22 basilofbkrst   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1320 Posts   Joined 16.8 Years Ago  

basilofbkrst

Posted 25 January 2008 - 05:40 AM

OMG this games looks sweet as hell.

#23 sonicfreak5   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   849 Posts   Joined 17.7 Years Ago  

sonicfreak5

Posted 25 January 2008 - 07:50 AM

i cant take this seriously. im gonna crack of absolute laughter of a 5 minute duration soooner or later.

#24 born free   Old School CAGiversary!   4981 Posts   Joined 15.3 Years Ago  

Posted 25 January 2008 - 07:59 AM

OMG, This is crazy funny :D

#25 JEKKI   JEKKI WOO FOO FOO CAGiversary!   7044 Posts   Joined 19.1 Years Ago  

Posted 27 January 2008 - 07:38 PM

I beat No More Heroes so I am back on this game!!

the battle system is so tite!! I mean damn, they put a lot of thought into it!!

unfortunately the game froze on me... I dont kno why it did that.

so..... I downloaded the latest patch/update... so far working all good, but you can no longer use a joypad anymore...

it's OK coz the game only has 3 buttons anyways. I hear the game is only ~5 hours so I can deal with it.

patch details are in the link in the OP, and also here:

Barkley V108b download:

http://www.tomatolan...BarkleyV108.zip

Changes:
- Fixed a bunch of game glitches
- Joypad no longer supported (Some people had problems, anyone with the 6969696 glitch this was the game trying to emulate a non-existant joypad). Use something like joy2key if you want this
- Music error fixed

How to use:
Replace the old Barkley EXE with the new Barkley EXE and ensure the dll is in the same folder as the EXE. You still need the Barkley resources, so use the topic download link if you don't have them.

Notes:
Anyone who had problems running the game should download this. The game may have one or two instances in the game where it may not play music correctly. Report if you think there is something wrong with the music playback. This is technically beta but I think it works right.

For monitors that don't support 320x240 and you downloaded the earlier version, delete your config.txt and controls.txt if it exists.


edit: OP has been updated with more info...

and I swear no other game coming out this year is going to have as many quotables as this one!!

I gotta start posting all the best ones!!

Spoiler


#26 souljah420   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   906 Posts   Joined 18.1 Years Ago  

Posted 17 February 2008 - 08:08 AM

updated link not working

#27 RelentlessRolento   Conversation Comedy CAGiversary!   29352 Posts   Joined 18.8 Years Ago  

RelentlessRolento

Posted 17 February 2008 - 08:15 AM

I've been intrigued by this ever since seeing the 1up show impressions.

#28 Rodimus   I'm Different CAGiversary!   12855 Posts   Joined 19.2 Years Ago  

Posted 17 February 2008 - 02:57 PM

will this work on a Mac?

#29 JEKKI   JEKKI WOO FOO FOO CAGiversary!   7044 Posts   Joined 19.1 Years Ago  

Posted 17 February 2008 - 08:38 PM

updated link not working

got damn!!

I still have the zip file tho... do u have any preferred or recommended online hosting site I can upload it to??

o yeah. and f*ck intrigue... just play!!

or better yet... SHUT UP AND JAM!!!

I donno if it work on mac tho... sorry...

EDIT: updated patch link: http://games.interno...ledetails=15001

I beat the game... to put it bluntly it was AWESOME!! cant wait for part 2... my full impressions may come later...