Contest (CAG Foreplay #31): Win Phoenix Wright: Trials & Tribulations

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As detailed in CAG Foreplay Podcast #31, CAG terpkristin was kind enough to donate a brand new copy of Phoenix Wright: Trials & Tribulations for the Nintendo DS.

Listen to the show for details on how to win (or just copy the trend that you see forming of those that actually listened)! Winner will be announced on the next CAG Foreplay.

Good luck everyone and thanks again, terpkristin!
 
Lindsey McDonald from Angel.

Hopefully not putting any spoilers in, I like the fact that he was literally an evil lawyer. Also, his story in the last season is a nice counterpoint to the Bad-Guy-Is-Now-Good-Because-He-Said-He-Is cliche.
 
Without a doubt, Lionel Hutz.

Why? Well he's a ridiculously funny character and was voiced by one of my favorite comedians.
 
She Hulk is my favorite.

Because not only is the character funny (current comic is has some great funny scenes in it) but she can also punch a whole through a wall and can go toe to toe with the Hulk in a fist fight
 
Atticus Finch from To Kill a Mockingbird. His name is bad ass, and above all he is the greatest lawyer ever.

And tied for First. Cliff McCormack of Veronica Mars fame....'cause he is funny and from one of the greatest t.v. shows ever.
 
Lionel Hutz is a great answer, but I'm going to go with Vincent ‘Vinny’ LaGuardia Gambini from "My Cousin Vinny". I probably wouldn't like that movie now, but it was pretty funny when I saw it.
 
damn; lionenal hutz is taken. er.... how about that other purple-haired ''serious'' lawyer in the simpsons?

also:

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My favorite: The Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer from SNL by the late, great Phil Hartman.

"I'm just a caveman, your world frightens and confuses me."


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[quote name='Mysticheat']Matlock, he has a kickass theme song, wins his cases with style and loves eating hotdogs.[/QUOTE]
:rofl: +5 points for mentioning Matlock and his theme.

For me I'd probably pick the Birdman, I never watched the show until this past weekend after playing through the Wii game. Entertaining stuff.
 
I'm going to go with Jackie DiNorscio from the movie Find Me Guilty (played by Vin Diesel with hair!). He represents himself in court, and the movie is based on a real story, but I'm sure that counts, lol. Anyways, he tells the most inappropriate jokes and stories during the court. It's a pretty good movie, and I don't say that often (probably because I don't watch movies often, lol).
 
When will you humans learn that your *feelings*, as you call them, can stand in the way of Big Cash Payoffs?” - Divorce lawyer on the Simpsons
 
Easily Ben Matlock from Matlock. That show is amazing, and I continue to watch it whenever I get a chance!

Why I like him. He has a soft heart, honest good ole southern boy, and he loves his hotdogs. Plus being 60 years old, he continues to love his job, and is sneakier than ever when catching criminals and sly as a fox. Oh yeah, and as much as he is proper and by the book, he always wears that grey suit! Silver Fox FTW!
 
Myron Reducto from Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law

Why do I like him? Who dosn't like a paranoid lawyer that brandishes a shrink ray and is voiced by Stephen Colbert. "Back off!"
 
Dan "Reinhold" Feilding from Night Court.

Name me one other lawyer that scored with that many chicks. He was the Capt. Kirk of the DA's office.
 
Louis Tully because of his reaction when he wins the case in Ghostbusters 2 (and because I wanted one no one had picked yet.)
 
Old Man Waterfall: a bisexual, Satan worshipping, polygamist libertarian disabled veteran lawyer

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That and he likes flags. "Old Freebie" never had it so good.
 
Favorite Fictional Lawyer: Jack Thompson

A great lawyer, or the GREATEST lawyer?

Born from humble beginnings in 1951, Jack Thompson was a young child destined for great things. He first grew up in Cleveland, Ohio, and later attended Eric Zoolander's Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good. He first became a media attention whore when he hosted his own political talk show on the college radio station during a gay parade. He went to law school at Vanderbilt University, where he met his life partner, Pat.

In 1976 they moved to Florida, where Thompson, working as a lawyer and then a fundraiser for a Nazi ministry, began attending the Kanye West Presbyterian Church as born-again Muppet, going so far as to re-enter and exit the womb of his mother, Papa Smurf. Thompson admits to having a “colorful disciplinary history” as an attorney, particularly a few select incidents involving "black peoples".

Below is a short clip from the young hero's past, a most pivotal stage in the Mr. Thompson's life. When destiny reached down from the Heaven's and graced his soul with a bright future in the porn industry.

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And that is why, my hero Jack Thompson, who once inserted into the ass of Harrison Ford, will simultaneously solve the Iraq War, balance the National Budget, and cure Dandruff.

Only he is a hero worthy of the praise earned by "Favorite Fictional Lawyer"

~HotShotX
 
Hows about Harvey Dent aka Two-Face from Batman. also to be featured in the new movie although Aaron Eckhart cannot compare to Tommy Lee Jones.
 
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Denny Crane--c'mon, the guy has alzheimer's and he's never lost a case. Plus he gets to bang midgets... er "little people" in his office. I mean, who can't admire that? Did I mention that he had sex in the coat check room with one of the waitresses at his own wedding reception? AND he didn't get taken to the cleaner's in the subsequent inevitable divorce. After all, she did give him permission to stray.

Boy, I hope Mrs. Shipwreck isn't picking the winners to this contest. I'd lose in a heartbeat.

Something tells me that my post won't be getting read on CAGforeplay no matter what happens...:)
 
I choose Ainsley Hayes(played by Emily Procter), White House Associate Counsel(later Deputy Counsel) on "The West Wing".

I liked her because:

ONE, she was a brilliant, talented, and sexy conservative with top credentials, and...

B) I always like stories that include mythological characters(and really, how much more mythological can you get than a conservative who's brilliant, talented and sexy?).

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Ja ne! :p
 
Jackie Chiles from Seinfeld because he was a great parody of both your typical 'ambulance chaser' and Johnny Cocoran as well. Always made me laugh.
 
I first thought of the hyperchicken from Futurama (which had been previously mentioned) but then I decided to go historical with Clarence Darrow not only because he was defense counsel for the Scopes "monkey trial" and but also because he delivered a twelve-hour closing argument (Leopold & Loeb) to successfully save his obviously guilty clients from the death penalty.
 
Mitch McDeere from John Grisham's "The Firm."

It's not that I particulary loved the character, but I loved the book.
 
Vinny Gambini. ..from My Cousin Vinny...can you possibly get a better cast in a movie?

Vinny, "Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?"

Ms Vito, "You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight."

Judge, "Do you two know each other?"

Vinny, "Yeah, she's my fiancée."

Judge, "Well, that would certainly explain the hostility."
 
I'm gonna go with Perry Masonary from the Flintstones. Obviously a ploy on Perry Mason. Perry Masonary was the lawyer hired by the rich folks to keep Bam Bam from being adopted by a childless Barney and Betty Rubble (fortunately the rich couple found out they were expecting and recinded the decision in their favor).
 
Ugh, not to sound like a copy cat but I'd have to say Lionel Hutz too. Very good quotes; Hartman's delivery was tops.

"Well, replace the word 'dog' with 'son', and the word 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly'."
 
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