Contest (CAGcast #108) Win Devil May Cry 4 (PS3) w/Art Book!

first i would take out a klondike ice cream bar then i would make him go to church for 1 month then after he did so and came back down to hell i would tell him the klondike bar was eaten by me out of boredom and he should have shelled out the $1.98 for his own klondike bar.
 
To make a devil cry is to play heavy metal & rock music with the loudest speakers to break his giant horns. Then stick a Lightsaber into his eyes so the devil can bleed his eyes out. Probably in the end make him watch disney/ gayporn/ Soap opera forever until the devil cries.

P.S. if the devil still can't cry then he must enter a church and maybe he will cry. throw water into his face.
 
I would make a devil cry by tying him down and keeping his eyes wide open and making him watch a very painful [SIZE=-1]Uwe Boll[/SIZE] movie marathon followed by a movie discussion by people who think his movies are godly.
 
I would kick him in the balls, spit in his face and then send him pictures of Wombat in High School Musical cosplay. TAKE THAT!
 
I'd have him talk to famous Scientologist Tom Cruise. Tom would explain Scientology and its beliefs. The Devil would then start laughing so much that tears would start coming out of his eyes. "Man, that shit is so funny, Tom!" replied the Devil as tears rolled down his cheeks.
 
Submit him to the worst gaming marathon ever, starting all the way back with E.T. on the Atari 2600. Then he could work his way up through classics like Superman 64, Pulse Racer, all of the Petz games, Super Rub-a-Dub, and multiple other selections from Hell's very own bargain bin. He would either die trying to complete all of these games or decide it's not worth it and just commit suicide. Either way, I win.
 
First of all, I am convinced that Britney Spears is the devil so I would first entice her free booze and alcohol and right before consumption I would rip the contraband from her hands and flush them down the toilet.

In the video game world, however, I would have to pull out his nose hairs to make the devil cry. The pulling of nose hairs immediately brings tears to anyone’s eyes.
 
[quote name='zerowing']Steal his solid gold fiddle.[/quote]
EDIT: steal his BIG ASS (solid gold fiddle-shaped) CHAINZ!
 
Explain how great this game make him play the first 3 games and then give him devil may cry 4 he puts it in to his PS3 so excited to play it and a 20 minute load time pop's up...he breaks down.
 
bread's done
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