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Contest (CAGcast #108) Win Devil May Cry 4 (PS3) w/Art Book!


#91 GodlyOne   波動拳! CAGiversary!   979 Posts   Joined 7.7 Years Ago  

Posted 22 February 2008 - 08:05 PM

A devil would probably cry if it saw a video of itself intoxicated and eating a burger off the floor while murmuring incoherently. Maybe.

#92 spamfree2   cheap but tasteful ;P CAGiversary!   1339 Posts   Joined 9.7 Years Ago  

Posted 22 February 2008 - 08:09 PM

Poopie diaper duty for a week... :P~~~

#93 DiddlyKong   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   79 Posts   Joined 8.0 Years Ago  

Posted 22 February 2008 - 08:30 PM

I'd give that devil a purple nurple.

#94 ISHCM   B. Luu and the B. Cats! CAGiversary!   128 Posts   Joined 8.8 Years Ago  

Posted 22 February 2008 - 08:38 PM

The Devil May Cry....

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#95 sublime90   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1142 Posts   Joined 7.6 Years Ago  

Posted 22 February 2008 - 08:38 PM

id make him watch transformers on dvd

#96 razor05x   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   1 Posts   Joined 8.3 Years Ago  

Posted 22 February 2008 - 08:49 PM

Play hide the banana.

#97 JMEPO   Drakes Deception CAGiversary!   1718 Posts   Joined 7.6 Years Ago  

Posted 22 February 2008 - 08:53 PM

Make him let Jesus take over hell.

#98 AttackingHobo   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   1 Posts   Joined 7.2 Years Ago  

AttackingHobo

Posted 22 February 2008 - 08:59 PM

I would replace the graphics of the sharks in my game with devils and PANCH them hard.

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#99 Dave4086   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   133 Posts   Joined 7.4 Years Ago  

Posted 22 February 2008 - 09:10 PM

Two words:

Turkish Prison

#100 Hostile   Dark Evangel CAGiversary!   3149 Posts   Joined 8.9 Years Ago  

Posted 22 February 2008 - 09:23 PM

I'd read "Old Yeller" to the devil.

#101 katzd2007   It's a me katzd woo hoo!! CAGiversary!   233 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

katzd2007

Posted 22 February 2008 - 09:24 PM

Simply put Womat if he can make little kids cry he can make a devil cry.
J/K though Wombat

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#102 Raider   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   170 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 22 February 2008 - 09:38 PM

Make him play Devil May Cry 4. ouch. :)

#103 keyweez360   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   159 Posts   Joined 9.7 Years Ago  

Posted 22 February 2008 - 09:42 PM

I'd whip out the Auto-9 and blow one of his horns off.

Yup.

#104 buzzcola   Extra layer of cheese CAGiversary!   349 Posts   Joined 7.7 Years Ago  

Posted 22 February 2008 - 09:52 PM

make him listen to major nelson

#105 tsunami_bomb3r   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   510 Posts   Joined 9.7 Years Ago  

tsunami_bomb3r

Posted 22 February 2008 - 09:57 PM

talk about his dead human mother.

#106 doraemonkerpal   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   4753 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

doraemonkerpal

Posted 22 February 2008 - 10:04 PM

I would force him to argue in threads on gamefaqs. :lol:

Well, to be honest, it's hard for people to be outraged about something once they know the facts. And it takes more effort to dig up facts than be outraged. ;)

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#107 kube00   Keeping in Cheap since 2005 CAGiversary!   9056 Posts   Joined 8.5 Years Ago  

Posted 22 February 2008 - 10:10 PM

Well here are a few things I would do, go make him play Looney Tunes Acme Arsenal for Wii while I kick him in the nuts repeatably.

Or make him surf the gamefaqs social boards until he cries due to the lack of grammar, general order, and/or anything that makes sense.

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#108 LedZep1   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   13 Posts   Joined 7.3 Years Ago  

Posted 22 February 2008 - 10:22 PM

It's easy to make the devil cry, just take one from Valve's playbook;

make him incinerate his companion cube.

#109 wsninja   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   18 Posts   Joined 7.6 Years Ago  

Posted 22 February 2008 - 10:39 PM

Id tell em his mom wears combat boots...and then say how do ya like them apples!

#110 PenguinoMF   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   3411 Posts   Joined 11.2 Years Ago  

Posted 22 February 2008 - 10:52 PM

Kick his ass at fiddling.

#111 fieldkillah   Bleeds Black & Gold CAGiversary!   1596 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

fieldkillah

Posted 22 February 2008 - 11:06 PM

Sodomize him with a crucifix lubed up with holy water
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#112 COLTSbaby1   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   4 Posts   Joined 7.9 Years Ago  

COLTSbaby1

Posted 22 February 2008 - 11:10 PM

If you bought an HD DVD player the Devil "inside" will cry! :applause:Posted Image

#113 H.Cornerstone   LaserCannonDethSentence CAGiversary!   2149 Posts   Joined 8.3 Years Ago  

H.Cornerstone

Posted 22 February 2008 - 11:23 PM

make him watch Old Yeller.

#114 Rig   Rig = Lunar CAGiversary!   13287 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago   Has been playing Bayonetta 2
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Posted 22 February 2008 - 11:36 PM

Make him listen to Soulja Boy.

#115 Jake_Jenova   Don't Dream It, Be It! CAGiversary!   532 Posts   Joined 7.7 Years Ago  

Jake_Jenova

Posted 22 February 2008 - 11:55 PM

Tie him up in a chair while holding his eyes up watching re-runs of "The Golden Girls" on Lifetime!

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#116 Porksta   Sillier Mofo CAGiversary!   1659 Posts   Joined 9.6 Years Ago  

Posted 23 February 2008 - 12:02 AM

Buy him this:

http://flickr.com/ph...ura/2282088722/
I am famous for getting CheapyD to watch Swollen Tip while he was broadcasting live.

#117 primedrctv   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   468 Posts   Joined 8.5 Years Ago  

Posted 23 February 2008 - 12:08 AM

and then lock him in my room, with only the worst games for each system, like: Kriss-Kross, make my video, Atari Pac-Man, Shaq Fu, Drake, Kabuki Warriors, and Bomberman Act Zero. Eventually, He would cry, just to be let out.

#118 controlcommerce   My Sega CD broke CAGiversary!   683 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

controlcommerce

Posted 23 February 2008 - 12:10 AM

Tell him he invested all his money into HD-DVD.

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#119 pablo_vllj   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   92 Posts   Joined 7.9 Years Ago  

pablo_vllj

Posted 23 February 2008 - 12:30 AM

Give him a puppy for a month or two so becomes attached to it, then install a time bomb on the puppy, tell the devil that the bomb is connected to a nintendo 64 and the only way to pause the timer is by playing superman 64 over and over...

#120 xraytd   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   175 Posts   Joined 10.3 Years Ago  

Posted 23 February 2008 - 12:38 AM

Holy water in the face!