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Contest (CAGcast #110) Win Kingdom Under Fire: Circle of Doom (360)


#31 dacool561   Take a Look at This CAGiversary!   249 Posts   Joined 8.4 Years Ago  

Posted 07 March 2008 - 02:00 PM

Cause i got 2hours of sleep due to this crappy flu =(

#32 DrunkMasterChief   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   83 Posts   Joined 7.3 Years Ago  

DrunkMasterChief

Posted 07 March 2008 - 02:02 PM

My Kingdom Is Under Fire because I yelled at my Xbox 360 because it scratched my disc. Then all of a sudden it fire attacked me. Three red lights came upon me and my castle came Under Fire:(. Now the battle of the red lights begins.

#33 Don Chubo   Defund NPR & CPB. CAGiversary!   1123 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

Posted 07 March 2008 - 02:11 PM

Because my neighbors are out to get me. It's me vs. them.
From the Book of Deluded and/or Ridiculous, Vol. 1, page 1, paragraph 1:

Oh, any ideology has people who speak quite crassly or aren't intellectually deep. Us on the left are proud of the fact that, despite knowing we have them, we don't elect them to office or treat them as vanguards of a movement.


Should we start with Biden, Hank Johnson, Sheila Jackson Lee, and Tony Wiener and work from there? Dumbass.

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#34 Hoffer   I've got a 10" CAG CAGiversary!   1068 Posts   Joined 8.3 Years Ago  

Posted 07 March 2008 - 02:25 PM

My kingdom is under fire because I got some kindling too close to shipwreck's crotch. :hot:

#35 fullmetalfan720   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1688 Posts   Joined 8.5 Years Ago  

fullmetalfan720

Posted 07 March 2008 - 02:29 PM

My kingdom is under fire because I tried to do the towel trick with tin foil.
The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either.
-Ben Franklin
The humblest citizen in all the land, when clad in the armor of a righteous cause, is stronger than all the hosts of error. - William Jennings Bryan

#36 sublime90   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1143 Posts   Joined 7.7 Years Ago  

Posted 07 March 2008 - 02:31 PM

my kingdom is under fire because we are rioting! how fucking dare youtube close cheapy's account because of some stupid old school trademarks from 1980.

#37 moleson   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   66 Posts   Joined 9.0 Years Ago  

Posted 07 March 2008 - 02:40 PM

Flicked cigar ash on pile of leaves....

#38 FoxHoundADAM   Super Zissou Bros. CAGiversary!   1780 Posts   Joined 8.8 Years Ago  

FoxHoundADAM

Posted 07 March 2008 - 02:54 PM

My kingdom is underfire because I'm married. It's a battle just to stay alive.......FREEEEDDDOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!

#39 pzivh   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   27 Posts   Joined 7.6 Years Ago  

Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:02 PM

My kingdom is under fire because my employer is closing down in 2 months.

#40 Vakir   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   40 Posts   Joined 8.2 Years Ago  

Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:06 PM

My kingdom is under fire cause my best friend is PMSing. It sucks.

#41 chris mrozek   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   99 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

chris mrozek

Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:07 PM

My kingdom is under fire because I ate day old mexican food and I've got a river of lava and flames shooting out of my @ss

#42 CouRageouS   Rootbeer=Superwater CAGiversary!   6848 Posts   Joined 11.2 Years Ago  

Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:19 PM

The Kingdom is under fire because it couldn't stand the heat from the kitchen.
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#43 BlueWingX   Master of Trivia CAGiversary!   1112 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

BlueWingX

Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:21 PM

My kingdom is under fire because someone lit up a dumpster. No, seriously, I just watched the fire dept. put out a fire in the dumpster outside my house. What a classy kingdom I live in...
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#44 vstag   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   7 Posts   Joined 7.3 Years Ago  

Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:25 PM

My kingdom is under fire because I found out too late napalm is not the best thing to build a home from.

#45 Walt Jay   Gamerscore Whore CAGiversary!   1471 Posts   Joined 9.6 Years Ago  

Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:27 PM

Thai hookers set my kindgom on fire!

#46 Johnny Postman   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1038 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

Johnny Postman

Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:44 PM

My kingdom is under fire because it's been redeployed to Iraq for the 3rd time.
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#47 Bojizzle   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   212 Posts   Joined 7.8 Years Ago  

Bojizzle

Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:45 PM

I think it was that prostitute from a few months back

#48 xrayzwei   is ready to believe you CAGiversary!   307 Posts   Joined 9.4 Years Ago  

Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:51 PM

...because my 17 month old son found the matches.

#49 GLOCKGLOCK   Guardians Make Their Own Fate CAGiversary!   3946 Posts   Joined 8.1 Years Ago  

Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:54 PM

Because my furnace blew up.

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Used to chase gamerscore, now playing too much Destiny


#50 SnotRocket   $20? To much! CAGiversary!   344 Posts   Joined 7.8 Years Ago  

SnotRocket

Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:58 PM

Due to a drought, our lands were dry and we've been importing wine and booze to help fertilize our pumpkin farms. A small kitchen fire started in a farm house nearby which lit poor Pamela Forstes apron on fire and when she ran outside to drop and roll, she rolled in the wine soaked farm lands. Setting the greatest blaze in our lands to date.

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#51 SteveDaWonder   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   618 Posts   Joined 8.0 Years Ago  

SteveDaWonder

Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:59 PM

Jock itch.

#52 DarkYoda   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   74 Posts   Joined 9.2 Years Ago  

Posted 07 March 2008 - 04:03 PM

Because my socio-economic and foreign policies have caused great angst among certain demographics(that I don't care about at all) making them go all Emo. Which after a large amount of repression and a few political imprisonments along with enacting martial law we have come under fire by other kingdoms for our treatment of badgers.

The only thing I have to say to that is...

We don't neeed no stinking badgers.

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#53 tinman_licks   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   381 Posts   Joined 11.2 Years Ago  

tinman_licks

Posted 07 March 2008 - 04:08 PM

That hot girl last night set my kingdom under fire, not to mention my pants.

#54 nadsofed   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   177 Posts   Joined 9.2 Years Ago  

nadsofed

Posted 07 March 2008 - 04:09 PM

Cause it's not over water

#55 Duddy07   Its how you play the game CAGiversary!   172 Posts   Joined 7.9 Years Ago  

Posted 07 March 2008 - 04:12 PM

Due to the use of Icy Hot. ;):D
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#56 fieldkillah   Bleeds Black & Gold CAGiversary!   1596 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

fieldkillah

Posted 07 March 2008 - 04:14 PM

My kingdom is under fire because I work retail/food service and I deal with Idiot customers everyday who constantly attack with stupidity.
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#57 beniah   I'm a venture capitalist? CAGiversary!   156 Posts   Joined 9.1 Years Ago  

Posted 07 March 2008 - 04:16 PM

Mine is on fire cause the story I'm writing is at a standstill!

#58 atchisonk   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   19 Posts   Joined 8.2 Years Ago  

atchisonk

Posted 07 March 2008 - 04:19 PM

My kingdom is under fire because Chuck Norris...(insert Chuck Norris joke here).


#59 TheBryanTarlowski   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   79 Posts   Joined 8.4 Years Ago  

TheBryanTarlowski

Posted 07 March 2008 - 04:38 PM

because Johnny Cash pushed me

#60 Machine   Welcome to the Machine CAGiversary!   757 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

Posted 07 March 2008 - 04:45 PM

because I ran out of vaseline and things started chaffing