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WWF's former Chyna really does have a penis!


#1 GameDude   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1614 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:25 PM

Anyone watch the chyna porno? Amazing! Ok, I don't think it's really a penis, but really looks like one.
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#2 BLarR   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   713 Posts   Joined 10.8 Years Ago  

Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:27 PM

Didn't even know she had a porno, was anyone really begging her/him to release this?

#3 Moxio   Supervillain CAGiversary!   35394 Posts   Joined 11.4 Years Ago  

Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:27 PM

Anyone watch the chyna porno? Amazing! Ok, I don't think it's really a penis, but really looks like one.


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#4 GameDude   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1614 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:29 PM

Didn't even know she had a porno, was anyone really begging her/him to release this?


It's called One Night in China, I think.
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#5 yogi99   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   487 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:30 PM

Really? That is disgusting. Isn't she on one of Playboy's issue? So is it a she or he?

#6 GameDude   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1614 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:33 PM

Really? That is disgusting. Isn't she on one of Playboy's issue? So is it a she or he?


Yeah, she was in playboy. It's just a messed up part of her private area. I heard it's from steroid use. But, it really does look like a small penis.
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#7 pimp tyranny   Banned Banned   3627 Posts   Joined 11.4 Years Ago  

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:34 PM

that's disgusting
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#8 Murcielago77   bam CAGiversary!   4408 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:35 PM

Ok

1) This is the stupidest topic in the world
2) How many of us do you think care about this
3) WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING A PORNO WITH CHYNA IN IT???!?!?!!?!!!?
4) Someone lock this please


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#9 bignick   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   6637 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:36 PM

could be a big clit

#10 GameDude   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1614 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:37 PM

Ok

1) This is the stupidest topic in the world
2) How many of us do you think care about this
3) WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING A PORNO WITH CHYNA IN IT???!?!?!!?!!!?
4) Someone lock this please


1) Subjective
2)There are a bunch of wrestling fans here.
3) Curiousity is a wonderful thing
4)How am I breaking any rules. I didn't post a pic.
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#11 greydemise   Forever Furby CAGiversary!   2866 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:37 PM

Anyone watch the chyna porno? Amazing! Ok, I don't think it's really a penis, but really looks like one.


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i second that
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#12 Wshakspear   Worst. Post. Ever. CAGiversary!   5610 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:37 PM

Stphen Lynch - Hermaphrodite


She's part girl,
she's part boy.
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.

She's got more,
she's got less.
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.

Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl,
yea, she's my little guy.
When I try to please I get poked in the eye.

She wears lace and she wears flannel.
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.

What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite.

Somethings are white,
somethings are black.
Some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back.

She is still beautiful,
she is still fine.
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.

She can't help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphrodite.

Yea, hermaphrodite.

#13 Murcielago77   bam CAGiversary!   4408 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:39 PM

Stphen Lynch - Hermaphrodite


She's part girl,
she's part boy.
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.

She's got more,
she's got less.
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.

Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl,
yea, she's my little guy.
When I try to please I get poked in the eye.

She wears lace and she wears flannel.
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.

What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite.

Somethings are white,
somethings are black.
Some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back.

She is still beautiful,
she is still fine.
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.

She can't help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphrodite.

Yea, hermaphrodite.


:rofl:


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#14 greydemise   Forever Furby CAGiversary!   2866 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:39 PM

^^..wow..u can write songs about anything nowadays :)
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i rock your face.

#15 Wshakspear   Worst. Post. Ever. CAGiversary!   5610 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:41 PM

Stephen lynch...he's kinda that guy from Choir who is leaning towards gay and has way to many skills as a musician...TURNED EVIL. He's freakin hilarious...seriously...check him out www.stephenlynch.com

#16 Chris in Cali   Mr. Negativity CAGiversary!   2636 Posts   Joined 10.7 Years Ago  

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:43 PM

She doesn't have a dick, when a female use steroids her testosterone levels go un-naturally high causing her clitors to enlarge. It's gross looking, but it's not a penis.

#17 yogi99   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   487 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:48 PM

She doesn't have a dick, when a female use steroids her testosterone levels go un-naturally high causing her clitors to enlarge. It's gross looking, but it's not a penis.


How about when a guy takes steroids, does the penis get bigger? I heard men who take steriods have really small or smaller penis.

#18 Trakan   Mark IV Style Motherfucker! Super Moderators   18086 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:52 PM

She doesn't have a dick, when a female use steroids her testosterone levels go un-naturally high causing her clitors to enlarge. It's gross looking, but it's not a penis.


How about when a guy takes steroids, does the penis get bigger? I heard men who take steriods have really small or smaller penis.


Yeah, if you're a guy, you REALLY don't want to be taking steroids.

#19 Wshakspear   Worst. Post. Ever. CAGiversary!   5610 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 07:56 PM

For some reason, this reminds me when i was at the post office yesterday...there was an old man wearing on of those hats with the mesh on the back half, it was blue, and read "WARNING: I'm on the pill"

#20 opportunity777   Disco Fever CAGiversary!   4807 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 08:01 PM

She doesn't have a dick, when a female use steroids her testosterone levels go un-naturally high causing her clitors to enlarge. It's gross looking, but it's not a penis.


How about when a guy takes steroids, does the penis get bigger? I heard men who take steriods have really small or smaller penis.


Yeah, if you're a guy, you REALLY don't want to be taking steroids.


If you take steroids you get a Super Saiyan Penis ... you should do it :wink:

#21 Trakan   Mark IV Style Motherfucker! Super Moderators   18086 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

Posted 18 December 2004 - 08:06 PM

She doesn't have a dick, when a female use steroids her testosterone levels go un-naturally high causing her clitors to enlarge. It's gross looking, but it's not a penis.


How about when a guy takes steroids, does the penis get bigger? I heard men who take steriods have really small or smaller penis.


Yeah, if you're a guy, you REALLY don't want to be taking steroids.


If you take steroids you get a Super Saiyan Penis ... you should do it :wink:


Or the complete opposite.

#22 yogi99   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   487 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

Posted 18 December 2004 - 08:09 PM

She doesn't have a dick, when a female use steroids her testosterone levels go un-naturally high causing her clitors to enlarge. It's gross looking, but it's not a penis.


How about when a guy takes steroids, does the penis get bigger? I heard men who take steriods have really small or smaller penis.


Yeah, if you're a guy, you REALLY don't want to be taking steroids.


If you take steroids you get a Super Saiyan Penis ... you should do it :wink:


Take steroids plus viagra to turn into Super Saiyan 2. :D

#23 opportunity777   Disco Fever CAGiversary!   4807 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 08:11 PM

She doesn't have a dick, when a female use steroids her testosterone levels go un-naturally high causing her clitors to enlarge. It's gross looking, but it's not a penis.


How about when a guy takes steroids, does the penis get bigger? I heard men who take steriods have really small or smaller penis.


Yeah, if you're a guy, you REALLY don't want to be taking steroids.


If you take steroids you get a Super Saiyan Penis ... you should do it :wink:


Take steroids plus viagra to turn into Super Saiyan 2. :D


The pubes go blond too otherwise it will look more like Gohans Mystic Saiyan, which isn't very cool looking :o

#24 Scrubking   Feels the Force CAGiversary!   4804 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 08:11 PM

To quote a ped from GTA:SA

"Steroids make your dick do WHAT??!!"

Gameplay is what makes a game worth playing - not story or graphics


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#25 cheapass Gundam   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1052 Posts   Joined 10.8 Years Ago  

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 08:24 PM

Ok

1) This is the stupidest topic in the world
2) How many of us do you think care about this
3) WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING A PORNO WITH CHYNA IN IT???!?!?!!?!!!?
4) Someone lock this please


1) Agreed
2) Apparently fewer than he thinks
3) That's his thing, don't ya know? :puke:
4) This thread will die from lack of interest sooner than it gets locked
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#26 guessed   Newbie CAGiversary!   8051 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 18 December 2004 - 08:34 PM

So, steroids will give you a small penis whether you are a man or a woman?

#27 GameDude   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1614 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

Posted 18 December 2004 - 09:03 PM

So, steroids will give you a small penis whether you are a man or a woman?

:lol:
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#28 Moxio   Supervillain CAGiversary!   35394 Posts   Joined 11.4 Years Ago  

Posted 18 December 2004 - 09:03 PM

So, steroids will give you a small penis whether you are a man or a woman?


:rofl:

#29 CouRageouS   Rootbeer=Superwater CAGiversary!   6848 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

Posted 18 December 2004 - 09:17 PM

You could always just enlarge your penis like all those Spam emails encourage you to do. Anyone ever see those and say 'Okay, Good advice'?
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#30 evilmax17   Yardsaling CAG CAGiversary!   7480 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

Posted 18 December 2004 - 09:27 PM

Haha! X-Pac is in it too!

http://www.avn.com/i...ntent_ID=207655

(Mods can remove the link if they see fit. There's little to no nudity, its a video review)

I want to get it just to see if Chyna has bigger genitalia than X-Pac.
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