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Contest (CAG Foreplay #47): Win Professor Layton (DS)

#31 Korny   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   69 Posts   Joined 13.0 Years Ago  

Posted 01 July 2008 - 09:09 PM

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, what color is the tree?


#32 able_to_think   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   40 Posts   Joined 9.1 Years Ago  


Posted 01 July 2008 - 09:20 PM

Which is worse, hitting an imovable brick wall at 60 MPH or hitting a car head on that is the same as your car (size, shape, and weight) moving at 120 MPH while your car is moving 120 MPH?


#33 tyjudd   Huh... Wha...? CAGiversary!   145 Posts   Joined 9.5 Years Ago  

Posted 01 July 2008 - 09:50 PM

There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks.
How many ducks are there?


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#34 doraemonkerpal   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   4753 Posts   Joined 12.7 Years Ago  


Posted 01 July 2008 - 09:52 PM

Where can you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?


Well, to be honest, it's hard for people to be outraged about something once they know the facts. And it takes more effort to dig up facts than be outraged. ;)

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#35 Energy Penguin   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   101 Posts   Joined 8.5 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 July 2008 - 10:27 PM

What's the sound of one hand clapping?


#36 FoxHoundADAM   Super Zissou Bros. CAGiversary!   1781 Posts   Joined 10.2 Years Ago  


Posted 02 July 2008 - 01:32 PM

What breaks when you say its name?


#37 die138   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   58 Posts   Joined 10.7 Years Ago  

Posted 02 July 2008 - 01:53 PM

What gets whiter the dirtier it gets?


#38 PenguinoMF   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   3411 Posts   Joined 12.6 Years Ago  

Posted 02 July 2008 - 02:23 PM

What word starts with "F" and ends in "UCK"?


#39 typeRJ   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   612 Posts   Joined 9.0 Years Ago  

Posted 02 July 2008 - 04:27 PM

What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?
You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.


#40 Solofire   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   41 Posts   Joined 9.6 Years Ago  


Posted 02 July 2008 - 04:28 PM

What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous?


#41 Distrato   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   475 Posts   Joined 9.4 Years Ago  


Posted 02 July 2008 - 05:39 PM

What walks on four legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night?


#42 depascal22   Daddy Fat Sacks CAGiversary!   10195 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

Posted 02 July 2008 - 06:43 PM

What lies on the ground, six feet in the air?

Answer: An ant

It's bad I know.

#43 Sooku   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   138 Posts   Joined 8.7 Years Ago  

Posted 02 July 2008 - 06:44 PM

What has teeth but no mouth?


Bah, I'm no good at this.

#44 lolwot   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   196 Posts   Joined 10.6 Years Ago  

Posted 02 July 2008 - 06:45 PM

What gets larger the more you take away?

#45 Elpresidente85   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   4 Posts   Joined 8.4 Years Ago  


Posted 02 July 2008 - 07:29 PM

there are two coins that add up to 30 cents. one of them is not a quarter. what are they?

#46 FrEaKsHoW   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   25 Posts   Joined 8.7 Years Ago  


Posted 02 July 2008 - 07:33 PM

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?


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#47 Shibooyah!   Shampoo CAGiversary!   163 Posts   Joined 10.2 Years Ago  


Posted 02 July 2008 - 07:42 PM

What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot? A carpet.

Horrible I know.

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#48 krazy14kraz   www.thatgamingsite.com CAGiversary!   99 Posts   Joined 9.2 Years Ago  


Posted 02 July 2008 - 07:52 PM

I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?


#49 Maklershed   Feed me a stray cat CAGiversary!   34088 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

Posted 02 July 2008 - 10:31 PM

Stolen from Tin Cup:

A man's driving down the road with his son. He gets in a crash. Two ambulances come and they take the man and his son to different hospitals. The son goes into the operating room and the doctor looks at him and says, "I can't operate on this boy. He's my son." How is that possible?



#50 Purkeynator   Cheap before it was cool CAGiversary!   3237 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  


Posted 02 July 2008 - 11:26 PM

Why couldn't the little pirate get in to the pirate movie?

It was rated "Aarrrrr."
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#51 Magitek85   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   31 Posts   Joined 8.6 Years Ago  


Posted 03 July 2008 - 12:54 AM

What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?


#52 zerowing   makiri ♥ CAGiversary!   877 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

Posted 03 July 2008 - 02:28 AM

once,a teacher asked a student what i cannot do but a pidgey can do?


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#53 dekar350   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   38 Posts   Joined 8.8 Years Ago  

Posted 03 July 2008 - 04:39 AM

Your stuck in a room with a concrete ceiling, walls, and floors. All that is in the room is a wooden table and a window with very strong metal bars over that are to close to squeeze through. How do you get out?


#54 AleetPanda   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   142 Posts   Joined 8.5 Years Ago  


Posted 03 July 2008 - 04:52 AM

What is round on the ends and high in the middle?

#55 sonderiaom   Starry Knight CAGiversary!   1818 Posts   Joined 11.4 Years Ago  


Posted 03 July 2008 - 05:59 AM

What has two eyes, skin, drinks water, changes, yet has no mouth?


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#56 Lardhut   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   5 Posts   Joined 9.1 Years Ago  

Posted 03 July 2008 - 06:46 AM

Three eyes have I, all in a row;
when the red one opens, all freeze.


#57 UltimoRey   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1462 Posts   Joined 8.9 Years Ago  

Posted 03 July 2008 - 07:02 AM

Name two coins that add up to 30 cents, but one of them is not a nickel.

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#58 Boolean   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   35 Posts   Joined 9.6 Years Ago  

Posted 03 July 2008 - 02:21 PM

When is a door not a door?

Get it?

#59 Blade   National Corruption Day 7/5/16 CAGiversary!   12806 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

Posted 03 July 2008 - 05:20 PM

There are three unlabeled switches which correspond to three different lights in another room. The door is closed, so you can't look in. By entering the room only once, how do you tell which switch corresponds to which light?


#60 DQT   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1149 Posts   Joined 10.5 Years Ago  

Posted 03 July 2008 - 07:53 PM

Stole this from Playboy.

Why does every man want a son?