Best Craigslist Post Ever

In case it gets taken down:
Big Black Guy Bodyguard for Iphone - $200 (oakland rockridge / claremont)


I'm back and ready to chill wit you homie. I heard the Apple store in NY already has people lining up for this. Are you serious about gettin that Iphone this friday?
Then I'ma help you secure your purchases via my escorting services n shit.

My name's Willie. My friends call me Big Brotha Willie. For $200 I will sit wit you and chill while we wait in line. You can be my friend. If any suckas try to cut in line I'll show them what a punk ass looks like with a straight uppercut to the face. If my services require, I'm ready to throw down some elbows. I studied Tai Chi and all that Kung Fu shit in Muy Thailand. So I know how to knock these fools out the line. I seen that OngBack mothafucka he crazy espeshally when he fight that punk ass backstreet boy.

Yeah, I can do all that. I used to work at a couple night clubs in the city so I can knock them off the curb. I'll punch em before they even try to cut. For an extra $100 I'll leave the line and get us some cheeseburgers. Let these fools try and take my place in line. See what happens.

Maybe when we get home we can talk about trading phones. I already gots me an iphone. But I want them 3Gs.
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I love how he will come home with you to pressure you into giving up your new iPhone for his old one. He's a true gentleman.
 
Tai chi eh. I guess people better watch out for his slow graceful movement. Ain't no Granny going to mess with him.
 
That is pretty funny! I bet he does mug you for your phone though. I still think the funniest craigslist post is where the girl offers sex for enough money to buy an epic flying mount in World of Warcraft.
 
OMFG leave it to a black guy to offer this lol i would hire him but im in new york so too bad how about he goes to look for a job instead on friday
 
[quote name='bobthecat23']OMFG leave it to a black guy to offer this lol i would hire him but im in new york so too bad how about he goes to look for a job instead on friday[/quote]

fuckin up punkass bitches IS a job, foo'!
 
[quote name='bobthecat23']lol relax man i was j/k[/quote]

psssst...read it again and imagine that i'm pretending to be a large black man talking all gangsta and shit. 'twas a joke, my friend.;)
 
[quote name='unforeseen']He also wants a 3G so he will probably steal it from the person that hires him.[/quote]

Nah, he said "Then we can just talk about trading phones". :lol:
 
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