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#1 TahoeMax   Tastes good with milk CAGiversary!   1760 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 09 July 2008 - 06:05 AM

This guy's awesome:

http://sfbay.craigsl.../747901105.html

I remember him posting when PS3 was coming out, as well as 1st gen iPhone. But Willie is baaaaaack! :applause:

EDIT: The post has been flagged. Look a few posts down for a direct transcription of it.

Edited by TahoeMax, 09 July 2008 - 10:02 PM.


#2 freakyzeeky   Trophy Whore CAGiversary!   3930 Posts   Joined 11.0 Years Ago  

freakyzeeky

Posted 09 July 2008 - 06:08 AM

OMG! :lol:
Best post ever indeed! :rofl:

#3 AFRO insomniac   Old School Validating   4737 Posts   Joined 10.2 Years Ago  

AFRO insomniac

Posted 09 July 2008 - 06:08 AM

lol

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#4 SlowGraffiti   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   16 Posts   Joined 9.7 Years Ago  

SlowGraffiti

Posted 09 July 2008 - 06:08 AM

hahahah

#5 LonelyController   lonelycontroller.com CAGiversary!   4330 Posts   Joined 13.4 Years Ago  

LonelyController

Posted 09 July 2008 - 06:14 AM

In case it gets taken down:
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Edited by chakan, 09 July 2008 - 06:28 AM.


#6 Dr Mario Kart   SD/2D Defense Force CAGiversary!   10952 Posts   Joined 14.1 Years Ago  

Dr Mario Kart

Posted 09 July 2008 - 06:25 AM

you gotta grab that picture for maximum lulz.

#7 LonelyController   lonelycontroller.com CAGiversary!   4330 Posts   Joined 13.4 Years Ago  

LonelyController

Posted 09 July 2008 - 06:31 AM

Done.


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#8 super d   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   83 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 09 July 2008 - 06:32 AM

I love how he will come home with you to pressure you into giving up your new iPhone for his old one. He's a true gentleman.

#9 whoknows   Time and Eternity for all of time and eternity CAGiversary!   39946 Posts   Joined 13.5 Years Ago  

Posted 09 July 2008 - 06:32 AM

Sounds like he's going to steal the phone from you at the end of the night :lol:

#10 JetTone   Life CAGiversary!   2759 Posts   Joined 12.3 Years Ago  

Posted 09 July 2008 - 07:16 AM

Tai chi eh. I guess people better watch out for his slow graceful movement. Ain't no Granny going to mess with him.

#11 naiku   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ CAGiversary!   1539 Posts   Joined 10.2 Years Ago  

Posted 09 July 2008 - 07:48 AM

muy thailand hahaha! awesome listing.
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#12 Blackout   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   5172 Posts   Joined 12.8 Years Ago  

Posted 09 July 2008 - 08:35 AM

Hahaha. Good stuff.



#13 Bavgate   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   866 Posts   Joined 10.2 Years Ago  

Posted 09 July 2008 - 08:41 AM

Alright, Oakland!

#14 yukafls   Boss CAGiversary!   4105 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

Posted 09 July 2008 - 08:47 AM

lol, that is some crazy shit.:lol::lol::lol:
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#15 ratzombie   aka yunkie CAGiversary!   12862 Posts   Joined 12.5 Years Ago  

Posted 09 July 2008 - 08:55 AM

Haha, that is awesome. :lol:

#16 deszaras   Wait...what? CAGiversary!   630 Posts   Joined 10.7 Years Ago  

deszaras

Posted 09 July 2008 - 10:12 AM

That is pretty funny! I bet he does mug you for your phone though. I still think the funniest craigslist post is where the girl offers sex for enough money to buy an epic flying mount in World of Warcraft.
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#17 billyrox   Old Man CAGiversary!   3015 Posts   Joined 10.8 Years Ago  

Posted 09 July 2008 - 01:48 PM

i concur that this is amazing

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#18 CookieParty   Artist formerly known as Burritoman CAGiversary!   3260 Posts   Joined 9.8 Years Ago  

CookieParty

Posted 09 July 2008 - 01:51 PM

That dude is a real fuckin winner.

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#19 plasticbathmonki   Powered by apathy CAGiversary!   1138 Posts   Joined 10.3 Years Ago  

plasticbathmonki

Posted 09 July 2008 - 01:53 PM

Haha! Bets on if he gets taken up on his offer?

#20 smellhasreturned   Peyton Manning CAGiversary!   3342 Posts   Joined 13.4 Years Ago  

smellhasreturned

Posted 09 July 2008 - 01:57 PM

I'd take his offer
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#21 dallow   By Kaz! CAGiversary!   30359 Posts   Joined 12.3 Years Ago  

Posted 09 July 2008 - 02:28 PM

I remember that original post, it was funny then.
This one is trying to hard, and too fake.
"i drive a rolls royce / cause it's good for my voice"

#22 JSP   Return to my Roots CAGiversary!   12015 Posts   Joined 10.7 Years Ago  

Posted 09 July 2008 - 05:06 PM

For an extra 100 he'll leave the line and get you cheeseburgers.
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where scoob


#23 bobthecat23   Més que un Club CAGiversary!   981 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

bobthecat23

Posted 09 July 2008 - 05:23 PM

OMFG leave it to a black guy to offer this lol i would hire him but im in new york so too bad how about he goes to look for a job instead on friday

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#24 TahoeMax   Tastes good with milk CAGiversary!   1760 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 09 July 2008 - 06:34 PM

OMFG leave it to a black guy to offer this lol i would hire him but im in new york so too bad how about he goes to look for a job instead on friday


Fuckin up punkass bitches IS a job, foo'!

#25 unforeseen   Crime Scene Investigator CAGiversary!   1751 Posts   Joined 14.7 Years Ago  

Posted 10 July 2008 - 12:10 AM

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#26 TahoeMax   Tastes good with milk CAGiversary!   1760 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 10 July 2008 - 02:22 AM

Check a few posts down from the OP. It's been snagged for posterity

#27 bobthecat23   Més que un Club CAGiversary!   981 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

bobthecat23

Posted 10 July 2008 - 03:27 AM

Fuckin up punkass bitches IS a job, foo'!

lol relax man i was j/k

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#28 crunchb3rry   HODOR! CAGiversary!   5524 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

crunchb3rry

Posted 10 July 2008 - 04:50 AM

So do you get a refund if you get mugged while he's out buying cheeseburgers?

#29 JMEPO   Drakes Deception CAGiversary!   1718 Posts   Joined 10.4 Years Ago  

Posted 10 July 2008 - 05:33 AM

hahahahahahaahahhahahahahhahahahahaaahahahhahahahhaha! ahahahah! THIS IS GREAT! HAHA omg omg....

#30 TahoeMax   Tastes good with milk CAGiversary!   1760 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 10 July 2008 - 05:56 AM

lol relax man i was j/k


psssst...read it again and imagine that i'm pretending to be a large black man talking all gangsta and shit. 'twas a joke, my friend.;)