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What type of massages do you like?


#1 nevposey   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   883 Posts   Joined 13.5 Years Ago  

nevposey

Posted 13 January 2009 - 08:29 PM

I tend to have pretty tense muscles especially around my lower back and shoulders. I'm still young and not making the big bucks so I haven't had a chance to splurge on a massage yet and I've mostly gone to the Chinese places in the mall. Most of the time they get the job done, but I always wonder what I'm missing out on. I actually went to Massage Envy once but left disappointed.

What experiences have you guys had and what do you like and dislike?

#2 mr ryles   Plays bowling CAGiversary!   14732 Posts   Joined 14.3 Years Ago  

Posted 13 January 2009 - 08:33 PM

A good old back rub is good for me, but funny thing about my back, it's on my cock.

I wanna thank all the televisions out there that raised me.


#3 Mr Unoriginal   Cheap Amish Gamer CAGiversary!   7456 Posts   Joined 14.0 Years Ago  

Mr Unoriginal

Posted 13 January 2009 - 08:36 PM

A good old back rub is good for me, but funny thing about my back, it's on my cock.


I think we're done here.

Its too bad you're still a prick with a stupid gimmick.


#4 Lord_Kefka   Son of a Submariner! CAGiversary!   2421 Posts   Joined 14.1 Years Ago  

Posted 13 January 2009 - 08:45 PM

LOL. It was just getting good. Besides, the real idea is to learn to give good massages. Girls love that. Your "back" will get plenty of rub afterwards.

Lord Kefka... you're insatiable.


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#5 MisterModest   Custom User Title CAGiversary!   704 Posts   Joined 11.2 Years Ago  

MisterModest

Posted 13 January 2009 - 08:54 PM

LOL. It was just getting good. Besides, the real idea is to learn to give good massages. Girls love that. Your "back" will get plenty of rub afterwards.

Exactly, I massage my wife's back as she blows me, and she fucking loves it.

#6 mr ryles   Plays bowling CAGiversary!   14732 Posts   Joined 14.3 Years Ago  

Posted 13 January 2009 - 08:55 PM

:rofl: ^^^^^This guy

I wanna thank all the televisions out there that raised me.


#7 TC   Better w/o Kinect CAGiversary!   3057 Posts   Joined 13.9 Years Ago  

Posted 13 January 2009 - 08:59 PM

The kind that include a Happy Ending.

#8 crystalklear64   Ded CAGiversary!   13616 Posts   Joined 13.7 Years Ago  

crystalklear64

Posted 13 January 2009 - 09:22 PM

Shoulders.

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#9 lilboo   Not addicted to WoW CAGiversary!   18235 Posts   Joined 14.6 Years Ago  

Posted 13 January 2009 - 09:32 PM

Prostate.
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#10 Chase   imo CAGiversary!   7655 Posts   Joined 10.0 Years Ago  

Posted 13 January 2009 - 09:36 PM

Most of the time they get the job done, but I always wonder what I'm missing out on.



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#11 billyrox   Old Man CAGiversary!   2999 Posts   Joined 10.6 Years Ago  

Posted 14 January 2009 - 01:30 AM

wow.. just wow

#12 lordwow   Fmr. VP of the OTT CAGiversary!   20534 Posts   Joined 13.4 Years Ago  

Posted 14 January 2009 - 01:49 AM

I've never give you a massage, and I never will.
Currently Playing: Borderlands 2 (360), Black Ops (360)

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#13 Dead of Knight  

Dead of Knight

Posted 14 January 2009 - 01:53 AM

There are a lot of "massage parlors" in Guam. I'm sure my ex visited them a few times even though he never admitted it. Especially since he had a "bad back."
RIP Hiroshi Yamauchi

This is the greatest thing ever. Certainly in the OTT at least.


#14 crystalklear64   Ded CAGiversary!   13616 Posts   Joined 13.7 Years Ago  

crystalklear64

Posted 14 January 2009 - 01:55 AM

I haven't had a chance to splurge on a massage

derp derp derp

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#15 Dead of Knight  

Dead of Knight

Posted 14 January 2009 - 01:57 AM

derp derp derp


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RIP Hiroshi Yamauchi

This is the greatest thing ever. Certainly in the OTT at least.


#16 DustBoogie   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1360 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

Posted 14 January 2009 - 03:10 AM

Epic thread is epic.

#17 Malik112099   Got Wife? CAGiversary!   8220 Posts   Joined 12.0 Years Ago  

Malik112099

Posted 14 January 2009 - 05:09 AM

http://www.amazon.co.../dp/B000NVHWCK/

http://www.amazon.co.../dp/B00026L89O/

http://www.amazon.co...e/dp/B0009VGIL0
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#18 crazytalkx   Yes!! CAGiversary!   5590 Posts   Joined 13.7 Years Ago  

crazytalkx

Posted 14 January 2009 - 05:31 AM

BODY MASSAGE
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#19 nevposey   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   883 Posts   Joined 13.5 Years Ago  

nevposey

Posted 14 January 2009 - 03:14 PM

ahaha I really expected to hear "the ones that end with a happy ending" bit.

#20 rabbitt   A Symphony of Horror CAGiversary!   7409 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

Posted 14 January 2009 - 03:30 PM

http://www.amazon.co.../dp/B000NVHWCK/

http://www.amazon.co.../dp/B00026L89O/

http://www.amazon.co...e/dp/B0009VGIL0


The strangest part isn't that Amazon sells these things, it's that some user has used ones. :puke: