Damn, who would have thought Kathy Griffin had a bikini bod like that?

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They do look great but those photos have to be touched up, right? Mrs. Van Halen has almost no body fat - not even the hangover stretchy skin from when she used to be fat. There has to be something else at work other than Jenny Craig. I work out like crazy and the older I get the harder it is to keep together and these bitches have like 15 years on me. It can't be real.
 
I'll admit I would hit it if we discretely met on Craigslist and she had some fuzzy handcuffs, a yellow belt in karate, and a bottle of viagra.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']I'll admit I would hit it if we discretely met on Craigslist and she had some fuzzy handcuffs, a yellow belt in karate, and a bottle of viagra.[/quote]

:lol:
 
I can't even judge her body. Her face just ruins her for me. Thanks for posting stuff where I don't have to hear her voice.
 
She has a a pretty damn good body for a 48 year old. All of you "picky" guys in here either never get laid or will fuck anything and claim to be picky.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Speaking of bikini bods over 45, anyone check out Valerie Bertinelli in the Jenny Craig ads. Holy crap.[/quote]

My jaw dropped when I first saw that commercial. She's always been very pretty but now...=P~.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Whatever you say Captain Hyperbole. :lol:

Hey, if you are a Susan Boyle man, that's your preference. :lol:

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It's the face man, the face... I just can't get past it.
 
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Guile, you are out of your goddamn mind.

Forget the fact that she's 48. This disgusting anorexic, emaciated, rib-countin', "oh, I can make out impressions of all of your internal organs against your belly" bullshit (which you, unsurprisingly, equate with "tak[ing] care of her body") is fucking repulsive, at any age.

I mean, jesus christ:
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Thanks for ruining my day by linking me to this! :puke:
 
I give her credit, she's in great shape... but.

Is anyone really looking for her to be in bikini's? on stage?

It's just... weird.


Side Note, anyone see those bikini pictures of Helen Miren? woman is over 60 and looks great somehow.
 
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Guile, you are out of your goddamn mind.

Forget the fact that she's 48. This disgusting anorexic, emaciated, rib-countin', "oh, I can make out impressions of all of your internal organs against your belly" bullshit (which you, unsurprisingly, equate with "tak[ing] care of her body") is fucking repulsive, at any age.

I mean, jesus christ:
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Thanks for ruining my day by linking me to this! :puke:[/quote]

Do you even know what anorexic or emaciated means? There is nothing overly thin about her. You are thinking Calista Flockhart perhaps, or Ethiopian refugees. :roll:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emaciated

BTW, if your day was ruined from this then you didn't much of a day to begin with. I dub thee King Hyperbole from the nation of Exaggeration. :lol:

You bust me up. :rofl:
 
[quote name='VipFREAK']Who is she? Why do we care?[/QUOTE]

She is television cancer.

She is a tortuously unfunny z-list comedian, whose current claim to fame is having a show on Bravo that chronicles her pathetic "life on the d-list" (which is far too high of a ranking for her).


[quote name='GuilewasNK']You bust me up. :rofl:[/QUOTE]

And you make me throw up you nasty-ass pro-ana granny-chasing pig.

coffeeedge -> :puke:
 
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[quote name='GuilewasNK']You bust me up. :rofl:[/QUOTE]

And you make me throw up you nasty-ass pro-ana granny-chasing pig.

coffeeedge ->:puke:
 
You double posted, instead of editing your first post, which means your lazy ass loses to GuilewasNK.

You lazy bones!
 
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[quote name='gunm']Damn guile, of all the MILFs to start a thread about, why wasn't it Valerie Bertinelli?? Her latest commercial is mind blowing since she looks almost as skinny and still as hot as she did back from One Day At A Time...

http://www.jennycraig.com/new_commercial[/quote]

I mentioned Valerie in my original post. The only reason I posted the Kathy Griffin thing is because it was totally unexpected. She's known for being loud and obnoxious, not sporting a bikini.

Also, I never said anything about her being a MILF, just that she has a body that no one probably thought she had.
 
[quote name='fatherofcaitlyn']CE, don't ever go to rancid.[/QUOTE]

What's that? A shock image site?

See, I don't mind shock images (I'm quite the enthusiast, actually). But what's fucking stupid is when people post this nasty, ugly-ass visible-ribs bitch and are all like "oooh look at this hawt bod guys who knew she was so hot THE SKINNIER THE BETTER I WANT TO COUNT THE FOLDS IN HER INTESTINES THROUGH HER STOMACH OMG FAPFAPFAP."

[quote name='GuilewasNK']...just that she has a body that no one probably thought she had.[/QUOTE]
No. I for one definitely expected that she would have a disgusting body, to go along with everything else disgusting about her.
 
[quote name='CoffeeEdge']What's that? A shock image site?

See, I don't mind shock images (I'm quite the enthusiast, actually). But what's fucking stupid is when people post this nasty, ugly-ass visible-ribs bitch and are all like "oooh look at this hawt bod guys who knew she was so hot THE SKINNIER THE BETTER I WANT TO COUNT THE FOLDS IN HER INTESTINES THROUGH HER STOMACH OMG FAPFAPFAP."
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Oh, I see. Turn off the Magnifier in the AllPrograms->Accessories->Accessibility folder. You'll be happier.
 
hey I love older women anyway. she looks good, and she ain't that bad in the face. (considering the fact that she looks the same after all these years.) not everyone can say that.
 
Hmm...I think this is funny because I'm sure she wouldnt give any of these haters the time of day. I've seen some pictures of CAGs and have been shocked at how slovenly some of them look. How bout one of you post a picture of yourself in your swim trunks much less go on national tv dressed like that and then talk shit about her?

Im not saying she is super hot or anything but I promise none of your 48 year old bodies will look good enough to wear a swim suit on tv without ridicule.
 
My issue here is that automatically, the thinner a person is, the "better their beach body is," and there is seemingly no limit or diminishing return on this.

If I couldn't make out her liver and ribcage, she'd be better looking.

That's what so bullshit right here.
 
[quote name='xsouthparkx']her face is strange. what happened to it?[/quote]

I think she was born looking like her face got hit by a frying pan.
 
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