So My Ex-Roommate is a Porn Star

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I meet this girl back in college. She was into games and anime so we became fast friends. We played a lot of fighters & music/rhythm games like Bust a Groove 2 in which we formed a nice rivalry. A couple weeks after we meet she came to my room one night with a pillow & a depressed look on her face saying she needed a place to stay. I forgot why she was kicked out but I agreed. She stayed with me for a few months but later got a place of her own. We remained friends but she got more intrested in partying and less intrested in nerdy things. I lost touch with her once we graduated.

So I started up a Facebook page a few weeks ago in hopes of catching up with some college pals and I did. From another friend I was told that she moved to LA and is now a budding porn star. I was given a link to her Wiki page (SFW) and it's her. I was floored. Her name is diffrent, I guess it's her stage name, but I was so shocked I just had to share.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keeani_Lei

And I know some of you will ask so I'll go ahead and say it now, we never had a relationship/sex. I will admit I did have a little crush on her when we first meet but that quickly faded when I started dating my future wife.
 
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I wouldn't have touched that.. unless she kept that pillow she brought over on her face the whole time.

'Sides, it's not hard becoming a porn star, especially if you're Asian with a decent body. This girlfriend of mine got offers to work at an escort service many times, and my current housemate works as a stripper at our local joint.

The girlfriend denied the work of course, but my housemate has issues with her father so she took the job. She pays me the utility bills with singles. LOL.
 
[quote name='gunm']Funny how all of these "nerdy" girls end up being party girls later.[/QUOTE]

She took me along with her to a few clubs but I didn't have much fun. My idea of a party was to just stay home and play Tekken Tag with a few friends drinking Mickey's.

[quote name='btw1217']Hey, at least you got to finally see her naked. (I know you looked)[/QUOTE]

I saw it before. She accidently walked out of the shower not knowing I was home. I got an eye full.
 
Damn, her official website homepage picture is so horribly photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels. And I have bigger boobs than her. And yet she's the porn star.
 
[quote name='Ikohn4ever']at least it wasnt a dude roommate I suppose[/QUOTE]

Peter North was my roommate for a while. Everytime he had a wet dream we'd have to get the carpet cleaned.
 
im also curious if you hit that because shes pretty damn hott. reminds me of when i found out a chick i had a think for was an amature stripper.
 
Props to you Rodimus. She's not all that ugly, not great but not bad. Besides, I haven't heard anyone else in here saying they lived with a porn star for any time at all so way to go. :applause:

Either way, you should have been hitting that instead of hitting buttons.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Damn, her official website homepage picture is so horribly photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels. And I have bigger boobs than her. And yet she's the porn star.[/QUOTE]


:shock:
 
[quote name='crunchb3rry']Peter North was my roommate for a while. Everytime he had a wet dream we'd have to get the carpet cleaned.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

Peter North jokes >>>> everything
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Damn, her official website homepage picture is so horribly photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels. And I have bigger boobs than her. And yet she's the porn star.[/QUOTE]

:whistle2:&
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Just surprised to see a 32A pornstar is all. Even if she is obviously going for the Asian fetish stereotype.[/QUOTE]

It's hard finding an Asian girl with naturally huge tittays (C-Cups+). The couple that I see around campus are usually kind of on the chunkier side or they just look fake as hell. Living in Orange County, it's not surprising when you see an Asian chick with fake titties all over some wrinkly, tanned, old white dude. But if you think about it, Asian girls are typically more petite anyway, so they're "small" boobs usually look pretty huge on their small bodies.
 
[quote name='mis0']I wouldn't have touched that.. unless she kept that pillow she brought over on her face the whole time.

'Sides, it's not hard becoming a porn star, especially if you're Asian with a decent body. This girlfriend of mine got offers to work at an escort service many times, and my current housemate works as a stripper at our local joint.

The girlfriend denied the work of course, but my housemate has issues with her father so she took the job. She pays me the utility bills with singles. LOL.[/QUOTE]
You know each one of those has rubbed against her cooch.:lol:
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Damn, her official website homepage picture is so horribly photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels. And I have bigger boobs than her. And yet she's the porn star.[/QUOTE]

I'm sure there's plenty of room for you in the porn industry. All you need is a desire to have sex with strangers for money. It really doesn't matter how big or small your boobs are, there's an audience for everything. But you're right, that picture is badly photoshopped.

[quote name='help1']That sucks to hear man.[/QUOTE]

I didn't mean to make it sound like I had a missed opportunity that I regret. I think it's kinda cool and it definitely made my day. I can't wait to share this with a few more friends. I went around work today telling everyone my ex-roommate is now a porn star. I'm still debating weather or not I should tell my wife.
 
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She takes it in the butt. Kudos. You should post a old pic of her and you from college if you have one. That would be interesting.
 
[quote name='CouRageouS']She takes it in the butt. Kudos. You should post a old pic of her and you from college if you have one. That would be interesting.[/QUOTE]

Now I'm curious if I actually have one. If I do I'll definitely post it.
 
[quote name='Rodimus']I'm sure there's plenty of room for you in the porn industry. All you need is a desire to have sex with strangers for money. It really doesn't matter how big or small your boobs are, there's an audience for everything. But you're right, that picture is badly photoshopped.
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Not interested. I guess I'm just fairly sheltered in the world of porn and was pretty surprised there were no big fake tittays involved.


[quote name='mis0']
It's hard finding an Asian girl with naturally huge tittays (C-Cups+). The couple that I see around campus are usually kind of on the chunkier side or they just look fake as hell. Living in Orange County, it's not surprising when you see an Asian chick with fake titties all over some wrinkly, tanned, old white dude. But if you think about it, Asian girls are typically more petite anyway, so they're "small" boobs usually look pretty huge on their small bodies.[/quote]

I'm shorter and weigh less than her and have bigger breasts. It wasn't always that way though, they were an A until I was like 19 and got on the pill, and they started to grow a lot. But before then, I always had a little boob envy. So my response was basically a remnant of that time in my life. ;) She has a small A cup and honestly I'd never seen such small boobs in any of the porn I've seen (which is admittedly not much).
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']I'm shorter and weigh less than her and have bigger breasts. It wasn't always that way though, they were an A until I was like 19 and got on the pill, and they started to grow a lot. But before then, I always had a little boob envy. So my response was basically a remnant of that time in my life. ;) She has a small A cup and honestly I'd never seen such small boobs in any of the porn I've seen (which is admittedly not much).[/QUOTE]

My girlfriend used to be a 34A until she went on the pill too. Now she's a 34B. My ex girlfriend had some huge old knockers.. 34C until she started working out then they went down to a 34B.

Anyway! Boobs are nice.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Damn, her official website homepage picture is so horribly photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels. And I have bigger boobs than her. And yet she's the porn star.[/QUOTE]

There have been some surprisingly unattractive women who've made a name for themselves in porn. And not just in terms of proportions but composition. People who look like they experienced a lot of malnutrition growing up and made it worse with drug abuse. Why there is an audience, I don't know. Some ads I've seen take the tack of promoting their rather unattractive performers as 'amateurs' in a bid for authenticity making it more engaging. Perhaps there is a market for making some guy think 'I could actually have that for real if I tried.'

Good looks help but willingness to have the whole world see you do this stuff is the #1 qualification. It's only slightly ahead of 'suicide bomber' in the physical requirements. The really attractive women tend to have severe limits on what they can be asked to do, because they have the looks to draw interest in a DVD where a bunch of women of lesser looks do the nastier stuff.

I can't claim to be an expert but you inevitably hear a lot of interesting business discussions when you live near the San Fernando Valley.
 
lol, i've seen her work a few times before. dude imagine if you did hit it? u could brag u nailed a pornstar !

p.s. dont tell it to your wife, ...im not saying lie but never bring the subject up ever! it'll make her start wondering even if she dosnt show it
 
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[quote name='Malik112099']wikipedia didn't mention Rodimus once....lies....he just picked an ugly porn star to make it sound more believable[/QUOTE]

he should have at least edited the wiki page if you wanted to really do this right
 
well at least you have achievement unlocked: live with a pornstar. not sure many people can say that.
 
[quote name='vic_x51']p.s. dont tell it to your wife, ...im not saying lie but never bring the subject up ever! it'll make her start wondering even if she dosnt show it[/QUOTE]

I told my wife. I had a crush on the girl for about a month or two, before I even meet my wife. There was nothing to hide. Beside she would've found out sooner or later since we share a lot of the same college friends. It would've been like:

"Did you hear Jackie's a Pornstar?"
"What.... no"
"You mean Mr. Rodimus didn't tell you, he told me."
"No...."

Then she would defiantly have a reason to wonder.

[quote name='Arakias']If this is her, shes an idiot. [/QUOTE]

Yep, that's her in the picture with a bunch of girls. Like I said I noticed her changing into this crazed party animal within the course of a few years. When I first meet her she had a lot of ambition to be a graphic designer and she seemed to have a lot of artistic talent. Before that I never hung out with a girl who liked to play games. Most chicks think video games are nerdy/kiddy so I felt comfortable with her. That's probably part of the reason why I started to develop a crush. There was a computer animation course at our school and the dorms were crawling with kids aspiring to break in the video game industry. As a result every gamer on the block was into her. Which is part of the reason why I never tried anything, I guess in my mind I didn't want be one of those slobbering idiots. I know I broke some kind of "man code" by not going after every single piece of ass available, but in the end I'm glad I didn't. She even told me (after me and my wife hooked up) that she was interested in me at one point, but she liked just being friends so she didn't want to ruin it. I'm not sure if that's true or not.

But according to the story you posted she clearly went off the deep end. It's sad. I'm not sure if I want to contact her anymore. Sounds like she turned into an out of control, hateful person. I'd probably end up lecturing her and I know she hates to be lectured. She always had a "I'll do what I want" attitude, which I didn't like. In fact I remember for a while we had a falling out because I tried to reason with her on her consitant partying and the consequences of her poor choices by skipping class and not focusing on school. She got defensive just like in the story, acted like a child, and wouldn't listen. We didn't talk for a while after that, but later we reconciled.

The crazy thing is I've meet her mother and I remember her telling me she wasn't pleased that her daughter was bunking with a guy. I was like, "She came to me, I'm just trying to help her." I wonder how she feels about her daughter being a porn-star? Probably none to happy.
 
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