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So My Ex-Roommate is a Porn Star


#61 Gentlegamer  

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 05:59 PM

whos that

http://www.cheapassg...ight=jenna haze

#62 Quillion   Not Proprietary CAGiversary!   2832 Posts   Joined 13.0 Years Ago  

Posted 03 June 2009 - 06:11 PM

i thought maybe, just maybe, one of my old roommates made this thread about me.

insert something along the lines of, "you're so vain, i bet you think this thread is about you..."

Karlie, is that you? DJK8E?

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#63 billyrox   Old Man CAGiversary!   2983 Posts   Joined 10.5 Years Ago  

Posted 03 June 2009 - 06:38 PM

sadly the porn star is so ugly

#64 benjamouth   Thanks Larry Davis for the sig !! CAGiversary!   7540 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 07:13 PM

Yeah she's not that pretty, but in today's porn industry it seems to be less about how good looking you are and more about how many you're willing to take and in which holes.

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#65 evanft   Wombat needs Nutrisystem. CAGiversary!   6995 Posts   Joined 12.7 Years Ago  

Posted 03 June 2009 - 08:17 PM

If this is her, shes an idiot.


Wow. I'm a big Kylie Ireland fan (older + tattoos + redhead + takes it in the ass = :drool:), and that fucking sucked for her.

Edited by Pookymeister, 03 June 2009 - 09:13 PM.


#66 bardockkun   Porn, Kitsch And Firearms CAGiversary!   11972 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 08:37 PM

She's no Sasha Grey.

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Loves me some Sasha Grey...
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#67 DestroVega   Life is short... stunt it CAGiversary!   7190 Posts   Joined 10.2 Years Ago  

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Posted 04 June 2009 - 01:39 AM

Sasha Grey is a cunt.

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#68 The Green Giant   Leader of the Veggies CAGiversary!   9027 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 04 June 2009 - 03:01 AM

She looks like the Asian guy from MadTV in drag.

I fucked around with a guy in high school (huge cock) and he was a stripper for a few months. I met a friend of a friend and he was a stripper at the same club and was told later he liked me, and loved the way I talked (Am I the only one who thinks that's creepy?)

What's my point? Fuck them when you have them.

#69 ninjaspeedrazor   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   285 Posts   Joined 12.5 Years Ago  

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Posted 05 June 2009 - 01:51 AM

I used to work at a laser tag place with Dani Woodward. Her real name is Sarah, she used to be a nice girl, never would have thought she'd get into porn.

http://en.wikipedia....i/Dani_Woodward

#70 Malik112099   Got Wife? CAGiversary!   8220 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

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Posted 05 June 2009 - 01:54 AM

Bree Olsen > *

Anyone know her before porn?
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#71 h3llbring3r   Mecha Cocksmas 2 all CAGiversary!   8993 Posts   Joined 10.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 05 June 2009 - 01:57 AM

Wow. I'm a big Kylie Ireland fan (older + tattoos + redhead + takes it in the ass = :drool:), and that fucking sucked for her.

If you like her then you definitely need to check out Faye Regan/Valentine then :drool::drool::drool:.

Edited by h3llbring3r, 06 June 2009 - 03:02 AM.
Edited for the spell-check psycho.

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#72 Malik112099   Got Wife? CAGiversary!   8220 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

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Posted 05 June 2009 - 02:11 AM

If you like her then you defiantly need to check out Faye Regan/Valentine then :drool::drool::drool:.



Her nipples scare me.
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#73 Vega$   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   239 Posts   Joined 10.5 Years Ago  

Posted 05 June 2009 - 02:54 AM

Pornstars are awesome
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#74 lokizz   Go $$$$ Yourself CAGiversary!   10104 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 05 June 2009 - 03:28 AM

Pornstars are awesome


they used to be back when they all looked real and natural. i think amature porn delivers where professional porn doesnt. i recall these 2 chicks who did a show on playboy channel called night calls or something they were damn hott. rhonda sheer was the shit too until larry king ruined it.

#75 lokizz   Go $$$$ Yourself CAGiversary!   10104 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 05 June 2009 - 03:31 AM

She looks like the Asian guy from MadTV in drag.

I fucked around with a guy in high school (huge cock) and he was a stripper for a few months. I met a friend of a friend and he was a stripper at the same club and was told later he liked me, and loved the way I talked (Am I the only one who thinks that's creepy?)

What's my point? Fuck them when you have them.


youre a chick right? im asking because your name is kinda misleading if you arent. not that theres anything wrong with it if you arent a chick just curious.........

#76 Chairman_LMAO   The Talent CAGiversary!   1917 Posts   Joined 8.5 Years Ago  

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Posted 05 June 2009 - 05:48 AM

Wow. I'm a big Kylie Ireland fan (older + tattoos + redhead + takes it in the ass = :drool:),


This x100

And that sounded like hell for her. I guess you have to deal with dumbasses no matter what your job is.

#77 crunchb3rry   HODOR! CAGiversary!   5524 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

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Posted 05 June 2009 - 11:49 PM

they used to be back when they all looked real and natural. i think amature porn delivers where professional porn doesnt. i recall these 2 chicks who did a show on playboy channel called night calls or something they were damn hott. rhonda sheer was the shit too until larry king ruined it.


There's a couple that were really good looking but mutilated themselves with lip injections and wind up looking like clowns. Monique Alexander, Mya McKay, fucking hideous now.

The general rule is European pornstar = hot. American pornstar = circus freak.

#78 depascal22   Daddy Fat Sacks CAGiversary!   10195 Posts   Joined 12.4 Years Ago  

Posted 06 June 2009 - 01:27 AM

Euro porn stars have jacked up teeth and the ones from Eastern Europe glow in the dark from Chernobyl. It's like banging a glow worm.

#79 davo1224   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   3040 Posts   Joined 10.4 Years Ago  

Posted 06 June 2009 - 01:33 AM

The word is DEFINITELY you fucks. How does that somehow turn into DEFIANTLY? You would defiantly Fuck her? In defiance of whom?

#80 depascal22   Daddy Fat Sacks CAGiversary!   10195 Posts   Joined 12.4 Years Ago  

Posted 06 June 2009 - 01:51 AM

Dude. Calm the Fuck down. You're arguing semantics in a porn star thread.

#81 lawdood   Digital Jedi CAGiversary!   2450 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

Posted 06 June 2009 - 02:00 AM

Sasha Grey is a cunt.


even if she was...who the Fuck cares?

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#82 maxim2boobles   AwesomeNOT CAGiversary!   1231 Posts   Joined 8.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 02:03 AM

In the butt > cover the face with paper bag

#83 MisterModest   Custom User Title CAGiversary!   704 Posts   Joined 11.0 Years Ago  

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 02:11 AM

The word is DEFINITELY you fucks. How does that somehow turn into DEFIANTLY? You would defiantly Fuck her? In defiance of whom?

In defiance of everyone.

#84 zewone   Thursday CAGiversary!   43156 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

Posted 06 June 2009 - 02:45 AM

I've, uh, "seen" her work. 8-)

#85 h3llbring3r   Mecha Cocksmas 2 all CAGiversary!   8993 Posts   Joined 10.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 03:00 AM

The word is DEFINITELY you fucks. How does that somehow turn into DEFIANTLY? You would defiantly Fuck her? In defiance of whom?


It happens when you mistakenly click the wrong word in Firefox's spell check drop down and don't proof read for a second time. Did you forget to take your Lorazepam & Xanax?

The grammar nazi has been replaced by the spell-check psycho.

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#86 shadowkast   Lowball Ban Lowball Ban   4980 Posts   Joined 9.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 03:20 AM

I'll look her up:)
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#87 dreWii   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   44 Posts   Joined 8.8 Years Ago  

Posted 06 June 2009 - 05:17 AM

youre a chick right? im asking because your name is kinda misleading if you arent. not that theres anything wrong with it if you arent a chick just curious.........


i was wondering the same thing. either way, i say rock on.

#88 DestroVega   Life is short... stunt it CAGiversary!   7190 Posts   Joined 10.2 Years Ago  

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 04:32 PM

The word is DEFINITELY you fucks. How does that somehow turn into DEFIANTLY? You would defiantly Fuck her? In defiance of whom?


hahahaha it's got to be the one word misspelled the most.

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#89 dreWii   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   44 Posts   Joined 8.8 Years Ago  

Posted 06 June 2009 - 04:53 PM

hahahaha it's got to be the one word misspelled the most.


LOL That's the first time I've ever seen it spelled DEFIANTLY, and the responses were definitely lulzy.

I can't stand when it's spelled DEFINATE. Definate should be what you get when you defecate and urinate at the same time.

#90 davo1224   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   3040 Posts   Joined 10.4 Years Ago  

Posted 06 June 2009 - 05:02 PM

In defiance of everyone.

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I also had a hearty LOL from someone blaming spell check.