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Um.. ok. So my school's newspaper is doing a sex issue for valentines day. I am supposed to come up with porn parodies for it. The ones I have so far are:

Being in John Malkovich

Bridget Jones' Diaphragm

Gang Bangs of New York

Binding Nemo

Anyone else have any good ideas? God this is a weird topic.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']You DO realize that by posting the title the way you did, EVERY user on CAG who's under 18 is clicking furiously...[/quote]

Yes and this subject should be perfect for them.
 
[quote name='Tromack']Um.. ok. So my school's newspaper is doing a sex issue for valentines day. I am supposed to come up with porn parodies for it. The ones I have so far are:

Being in John Malkovich

Bridget Jones' Diaphragm

Gang Bangs of New York

Binding Nemo

Anyone else have any good ideas? God this is a weird topic.[/quote]


man those are awful.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky']You DO realize that by posting the title the way you did, EVERY user on CAG who's under 18 is clicking furiously...[/quote]

Yes and this subject should be perfect for them.[/quote]

Zing!
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']You DO realize that by posting the title the way you did, EVERY user on CAG who's under 18 is clicking furiously...[/quote]

Please define "clicking furiously"
 
[quote name='Mr.Answer'][quote name='Tromack']Um.. ok. So my school's newspaper is doing a sex issue for valentines day. I am supposed to come up with porn parodies for it. The ones I have so far are:

Being in John Malkovich

Bridget Jones' Diaphragm

Gang Bangs of New York

Binding Nemo

Anyone else have any good ideas? God this is a weird topic.[/quote]


man those are awful.[/quote]

That's the point. We are parodying the porn parodies.
 
Wet dreams may cum
Journey to the center of her girth
requiem for a cream
She takes two
Who's eating Gilbert's grapes
Chitty Chitty gang bang
Glad-he-ate-her
Donkey punch drunk love
Womb Raider
The shawskank redemption
The poondock skanks
Men in blacks or men in back
Im hard, Im hard 2: Im harder, Im Hard with a vengence
Crouching tiger Hidden Penis
Evil Head
The Lords of the cockring
American History XXX
The ass and the curious
2 asses 2 curious
Willy's wonka is stuck in the chocolate factory(SNL credit)
Texas Gang bang massacre
Das Butt
Ed's Wood
Ass pirates of the caribbean
those are all I can think of at the moment I might have more later
we used to do this at work to pass the time
 
[quote name='alonzomourning23']One of the papers at my school just did an article on male sex toys, then again it wasn't a sex issue or for valentines day. Good article though.[/quote]

Toys? Plural? You mean left AND right.... don't you?
 
[quote name='Kayden'][quote name='alonzomourning23']One of the papers at my school just did an article on male sex toys, then again it wasn't a sex issue or for valentines day. Good article though.[/quote]

Toys? Plural? You mean left AND right.... don't you?[/quote]

Wait, is this in High School? Or a College newspaper?
 
If it's for a high school, some of these movie references might be too old or obscure, but here are some more


Forrest Hump
Field of Reams
Cape Rear
American Booty
Lawrence of a Labia
Mad Max 2: The Load Warrior
The Boner Collector
E3: The Extra-Testicle
Good Will Humping
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Inspect Her Gadget
Willy Wonka and the Hershey Highway
Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
Anal-ize This
As Hard As It Gets
Intercourse with a Vampire
Catch Me in the Can
Clitoral Damage
Black Cock Down
Dawson's Crack
Laid in Manhattan
The Rodfather
Schindler's Lust
The Sex Sense
Mr. Holland Groped Us
My Bare Lady
Porn on the Fourth of July
The Wangs of New York
Weapons of ASS Destruction
Ass Ventura
Backside to the Future
White Men Can't Hump
 
[quote name='HSidwolf']If it's for a high school, some of these movie references might be too old or obscure, but here are some more


Forrest Hump
Field of Reams
Cape Rear
American Booty
Lawrence of a Labia
Mad Max 2: The Load Warrior
The Boner Collector
E3: The Extra-Testicle
Good Will Humping
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Inspect Her Gadget
Willy Wonka and the Hershey Highway
Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
Anal-ize This
As Hard As It Gets
Intercourse with a Vampire
Catch Me in the Can
Clitoral Damage
Black Cock Down
Dawson's Crack
Laid in Manhattan
The Rodfather
Schindler's Lust
The Sex Sense
Mr. Holland Groped Us
My Bare Lady
Porn on the Fourth of July
The Wangs of New York
Weapons of ASS Destruction
Ass Ventura
Backside to the Future
White Men Can't Hump[/quote]

It's for college. And thanks.
 
I know you are asking for spoofs, but Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue was the star in the epic masterpiece

Edward Penishands.

That movie is about the funniest porn you can ever watch, just seeing his hands as penises will make you roll on the ground and wet yourself
 
[quote name='beerguy961'][quote name='Kayden'][quote name='alonzomourning23']One of the papers at my school just did an article on male sex toys, then again it wasn't a sex issue or for valentines day. Good article though.[/quote]

Toys? Plural? You mean left AND right.... don't you?[/quote]

Wait, is this in High School? Or a College newspaper?[/quote]

College. Suprisingly, according to the article, the worker at "the stag shop" (a well known sex store chain) said male sex toys sell about equal to vibrators. Besides talking about how embarressed most men are about it (one of the workers mentioned a guy who came into buy one but was visibly shaking the whole time), it also mentioned which toys are popular, and what the different kinds do. The guy who wrote the article bought a gel slip (not sure what it's called).

But I'm not sure what kayden's post means by "left and right", the only thing I can thing of doesn't make sense.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']I know you are asking for spoofs, but Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue was the star in the epic masterpiece

Edward Penishands.

That movie is about the funniest porn you can ever watch, just seeing his hands as penises will make you roll on the ground and wet yourself[/quote]

That's actually what inspired this.
 
F*** Club
South Pork: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Beavis & Butt-head Do Miss America
Immoral Beloved
Resident Horny
Beauty and the Beast :puke:
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']I know you are asking for spoofs, but Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue was the star in the epic masterpiece

Edward Penishands.

That movie is about the funniest porn you can ever watch, just seeing his hands as penises will make you roll on the ground and wet yourself[/quote]

Actually it's not Nikki Sixx, but rather porn star Sikki Nixx. (I know this from reading Rolling Stone. Honest.)
 
Spermanator

JurASSic Pork

Star whores:
A new ho
The empire sucks back
Return of the juicy
Phantom Masterbater
Atack of the clits
Revenge of the Sluts
 
The bare wench project

Also, to the guy with ron jeremy, why do you feel it necessary to torture me? He has to be the most disgusting looking guy in porn, and you put up a shirtless pic of him that I can't avoid until it's too late.
 
Movie Titles
===================================
How Stella Got Her Groove Worn
Indiana Bones & The Raiders Of The Lost Ass
Indiana Bones & The Temple Of Boom
Indiana Bones & The Last Spew Maid
The Italian Handjob
13 Going In 30
The School Of Cock
Monster's Balls
The Butterfly Defect (hermaphrodite porn)
Rode To Submission (S&M porn)
Under The Tuscan Son
How To Cooze A Guy In 10 Lays
Dodge Balls: True Under Dog Stories
My Big Fat Greek Opening
About S**t (anal porn)
The League Of Extra-Endowed Gentlemen
T.W.A.T.
The Count Of Mount Christa
Sweet Bone Alabama
Sperminator
Sperminator 2: Judgement Lay
Sperminator 3: Surprise Of The Machines
Van Welslung
21 Slams
Master & Commander: The Dark Side Of The Girl
Spill Bill
Big Fist
The Chronicles Of Bigdick
Cheater By The Dozen
Hairy Pooter & The Sorcerer's Stones
Hairy Pooter & The Chamber Of Secretions
Hairy Pooter & The Prisoner Of Ass-Bang
Agent Cody Bangs
A Streetwhore Named Desire
Slow Hand Luke
You Got Slammed
The Spouse Of Hand & Dog
Buena Vista Sexual Club
Cum Lola Cum
The Talented Mrs. Nippley
28 Lays Later
Spermcatcher
Night Of The Loving Head
Dawn Of The Head
Day Of The Head
Deeply Hollow
Pulp Friction
Higby Goes Down
Along Came Wally
40 Lays In 40 Nights
A.I. - Artful Insemination
The 6th Lay
12 Donkeys
The Cum Of All Queers


TV Titles
===================================
Sex & The Clitty
The Dick And Dyke Show
Mount My Python
Little Mouse In The Fairy
Are You Being Slammed?
Have Cum Will Travel
Magnum Pee-In-Your-Eye
Balls In The Family
Harry Tie Her More
Slappy Days
Lust In Space
I Love Juicy
The Donkees
Fister Ed
You Bet Your Wife
The Incredible Bulk
Planet Of The Rapes
ScatMan
Freaks & Cheeks
Drillmore Girls
Head Like Me
Southern Exposure
Foreverwood
Tru Balling
21 Hump Street
Six Inches Under
Bang Of Brothers
C.S.I. - Cum Stain Investigation
TongueBob QueerPants
Anal Invader Jim
G.I. Hoe
Jimmy Spewtron
You-Go-Oh!!!
Blue's Cooze
Quim Possible
Pee-Wee's Gayhouse
Pink Panter
Spunky Screwster
Sailor Poon
The PowerMuff Girls
H.R. Mufnstuf
Cumby
Hello Titty
Muncha Coochy
Sabrina The Barely Legal Bitch
Schoolhouse Cock!
 
[quote name='jbroush99'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky']You DO realize that by posting the title the way you did, EVERY user on CAG who's under 18 is clicking furiously...[/quote]

Please define "clicking furiously"[/quote]

Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
 
[quote name='Moxio']Damn, ketwyld. You know your pr0n.[/quote]

Heh, not really. I just browsed Netflix and tried to make up parodies of real titles I saw there. I don't doubt that some of what I listed are real porn titles though. Sleazy minds think alike... :twisted:
 
Thank you all. Hopefully the article will be a big success.

Note: I didn't use it, but we all agreed that "Journey to the Center of Her Girth" was just about the most hilarious thing we had ever heard.
 
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