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Humans gone in 30 years? Beginning of Mass extinction


#1 billyrox   Old Man CAGiversary!   3440 Posts   Joined 15.2 Years Ago  

Posted 25 March 2010 - 04:05 AM

http://news.yahoo.co...sappearing_bees

#2 Rig   Rig = Lunar CAGiversary!   14236 Posts   Joined 18.1 Years Ago  

Posted 25 March 2010 - 04:22 AM

But those 1990's Saturday afternoon TV movies told me the killer bees were gonna infest/kill us!

#3 JSP   Return to my Roots CAGiversary!   12015 Posts   Joined 15.0 Years Ago  

Posted 25 March 2010 - 05:31 AM

Yayyyy Mayor Bee!

#4 youinreverse   ...used to be Bioshocked CAGiversary!   5575 Posts   Joined 14.5 Years Ago  

youinreverse

Posted 25 March 2010 - 05:37 AM

Beads?

#5 JSP   Return to my Roots CAGiversary!   12015 Posts   Joined 15.0 Years Ago  

Posted 25 March 2010 - 06:08 AM

Beads?


Bees.

#6 Jek Porkins   The Big Man in Orange CAGiversary!   670 Posts   Joined 17.6 Years Ago  

Jek Porkins

Posted 25 March 2010 - 08:16 AM

Bees.


Bees?!?

#7 billyrox   Old Man CAGiversary!   3440 Posts   Joined 15.2 Years Ago  

Posted 25 March 2010 - 12:37 PM

Bees?!?



BEEsz

#8 mtxbass1   This space for rent. CAGiversary!   11092 Posts   Joined 18.6 Years Ago  

Posted 25 March 2010 - 12:46 PM

This has actually been happening for quite a few years now. It seems to get more and more pronounced every winter.

#9 Number83   ¡oɹq 'ʎɹoʇs ןooɔ CAGiversary!   10559 Posts   Joined 17.0 Years Ago  

Posted 25 March 2010 - 02:01 PM

Drew Brees?

#10 xxDOYLExx   I Swallowed A Bug CAGiversary!   886 Posts   Joined 14.4 Years Ago  

xxDOYLExx

Posted 25 March 2010 - 02:27 PM



#11 GuilewasNK   No gimmicks necessary. CAGiversary!   21267 Posts   Joined 18.6 Years Ago  

Posted 25 March 2010 - 02:31 PM

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#12 The Crotch   There are ten sticks of dynamite waiting for you. CAGiversary!   14940 Posts   Joined 15.9 Years Ago  

Posted 25 March 2010 - 02:36 PM

Ten replies before this and no spurious Einstein quotations.

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#13 ananag112   CAGS FOR COCO! CAGiversary!   4294 Posts   Joined 18.9 Years Ago  

Posted 25 March 2010 - 02:45 PM

Ten replies before this and no spurious Einstein quotations.

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You mean this one:

"If the bee disappeared off the surface of the globe, then man would only have four years of life left."

#14 The Crotch   There are ten sticks of dynamite waiting for you. CAGiversary!   14940 Posts   Joined 15.9 Years Ago  

Posted 25 March 2010 - 02:54 PM

Yes, I mean that one. Fuck that one.

#15 EarthBound Sucks   It does. CAGiversary!   231 Posts   Joined 12.6 Years Ago  

EarthBound Sucks

Posted 25 March 2010 - 03:15 PM

You gotta BEE kidding me!

#16 RAMSTORIA   fate is inexorable CAGiversary!   11980 Posts   Joined 18.0 Years Ago  

Posted 25 March 2010 - 03:53 PM

bees are racist

#17 senorwoohoo   Radio CAGiversary!   14533 Posts   Joined 18.5 Years Ago  

senorwoohoo

Posted 25 March 2010 - 04:04 PM

Fuck bees.

#18 ritchardf  

Posted 25 March 2010 - 04:07 PM

anything to keep you in fear, that way you dont ask many questions, just pay your taxes

#19 Magehart   It's on like Donkey Kong! CAGiversary!   2684 Posts   Joined 16.5 Years Ago  

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Posted 25 March 2010 - 04:19 PM

I propose we influx massive amounts of cash into researching robobees. They'd be ten times the size of a human and could do the work of 10 million bees.

#20 Purple Flames   MC Sucka DJ CAGiversary!   5776 Posts   Joined 17.0 Years Ago  

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Posted 25 March 2010 - 04:42 PM

I remember a thread about this popping up about 2 years ago, because I distinctly remember making a Simpsons joke on the matter.

#21 The Crotch   There are ten sticks of dynamite waiting for you. CAGiversary!   14940 Posts   Joined 15.9 Years Ago  

Posted 25 March 2010 - 05:05 PM

Something about dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

#22 wesdw369   Pirate King CAGiversary!   850 Posts   Joined 16.4 Years Ago  

Posted 25 March 2010 - 05:24 PM

Watch out for the plants. They are going to kill us all!

#23 fatherofcaitlyn   Der Uber Hoarder CAGiversary!   7155 Posts   Joined 17.2 Years Ago  

fatherofcaitlyn

Posted 25 March 2010 - 05:35 PM

I remember a thread about this popping up about 2 years ago, because I distinctly remember making a Simpsons joke on the matter.


I did enough threadcrapping that the thread was transferred to the Vs. forum. There, it died from neglect like all Vs. threads.

#24 fatherofcaitlyn   Der Uber Hoarder CAGiversary!   7155 Posts   Joined 17.2 Years Ago  

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Posted 25 March 2010 - 05:36 PM

Something about dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?


http://bestuff.com/s...oot-bees-at-you

Homer: Bart, you’re coming home.
Bart: I want to stay here with Mr. Burns.
Burns: I suggest you leave immediately.
Homer: Or what? You’ll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead—do your worst!
Burns slams the door and locks it
disbelieving He locked the door! I’ll show him—rings the doorbell and runs away

#25 billyrox   Old Man CAGiversary!   3440 Posts   Joined 15.2 Years Ago  

Posted 30 March 2010 - 03:20 AM

Now Whales

http://news.yahoo.co...largestonrecord

#26 rabbitt   A Symphony of Horror CAGiversary!   7409 Posts   Joined 18.2 Years Ago  

Posted 30 March 2010 - 05:33 AM

anything to keep you in fear, that way you dont ask many questions, just pay your taxes


/tea party

#27 DarkNessBear   CABear CAGiversary!   6478 Posts   Joined 16.9 Years Ago  

DarkNessBear

Posted 30 March 2010 - 06:41 AM

At least we will still have the Bee's that produce milk...

Spoiler


#28 gargus   Banned Banned   2231 Posts   Joined 12.6 Years Ago  

Posted 30 March 2010 - 05:06 PM

I propose we influx massive amounts of cash into researching robobees. They'd be ten times the size of a human and could do the work of 10 million bees.


Then they would become sentient and enslave us to work in their offworld honey mines.

That is of course till some rebels rise up to fight the mechano bee's and then the queen mechano bee will send a beeminator back in time to kill the mother of the man who starts the rebellion.

#29 LonelyController  

LonelyController

Posted 30 March 2010 - 05:28 PM

the whales just discovered emo

#30 fatherofcaitlyn   Der Uber Hoarder CAGiversary!   7155 Posts   Joined 17.2 Years Ago  

fatherofcaitlyn

Posted 30 March 2010 - 05:50 PM

I think a bee stung while walking during lunch today. Now I know what Joan of Arc went through.