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CAGcast #195: A Toilet Crysis

#31 Smuglittleman   KHAAAAAAAAN!!! CAGiversary!   261 Posts   Joined 9.1 Years Ago  


Posted 12 April 2010 - 04:15 PM

@Wombat, are you serious...Prison Break soap on a rope?!?!?
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#32 basston3s   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   67 Posts   Joined 8.6 Years Ago  

Posted 12 April 2010 - 04:16 PM

Monday's not so bad with a Cagcast. Thanks guys!

#33 jkam   Smash It Up CAGiversary!   12111 Posts   Joined 12.7 Years Ago  

Posted 12 April 2010 - 04:23 PM

I haven't even gotten through the whole cast but you guys were on a roll this week. The perfect storm and the farmville as code for taking a dump comments had me laughing out loud. Great stuff.



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#34 CaptainJoel   Justice Lord CAGiversary!   14903 Posts   Joined 7.2 Years Ago  


Posted 12 April 2010 - 05:01 PM

Cheapy's poop discussion and the iPad song made me laugh a lot, thanks for playing it at the end! Loved hearing about Ship's Crysis trip. The bit where they showed the trailer in Time's Square sounded freaking awesome.

Also, Cheapy, I've been having large poop troubles, too, over the last couple of weeks or so and have been clogging/overflowing the toilet so I went to my doctor and they told me I should cut down on my beef intake. I'm not sure if you're partaking in a lot of beef (I eat beef at least 4 times a week), but you could try cutting down on it to see if it helps.

#35 dubbfoolio   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1756 Posts   Joined 10.4 Years Ago  


Posted 12 April 2010 - 06:02 PM

How about a link to the UGO facebook group in the show notes? Thanks Cheapy.

#36 Walt Jay   Gamerscore Whore CAGiversary!   1471 Posts   Joined 11.0 Years Ago  

Posted 12 April 2010 - 06:03 PM

The only thing better than the Cagcast is an early Cagcast.

#37 Tengaport   Cover your heart Indy! CAGiversary!   286 Posts   Joined 10.8 Years Ago  

Posted 12 April 2010 - 06:08 PM

oh hells yeah Cheapy! An 'HBO from the 80's' podcast would be the shiznit!

Midnight Madness
Just One of the Guys
Killer Klowns from Outer Space

the list goes on and on. Saturday the 14th doesn't hold up as well as some of the others, but it's still a classic.

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Posted 12 April 2010 - 06:32 PM

I haven't even gotten through the whole cast but you guys were on a roll this week. The perfect storm and the farmville as code for taking a dump comments had me laughing out loud. Great stuff.

Haha ditto, so true


#39 NicaVic   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   147 Posts   Joined 7.8 Years Ago  

Posted 12 April 2010 - 06:38 PM

Chopsticks on top of a drinking glass, sounds more like a log. Good show guys!
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#40 Riptard   Too cool for the devil CAGiversary!   135 Posts   Joined 12.0 Years Ago  

Posted 12 April 2010 - 06:48 PM

I love you

#41 YG_Banga   The Nation of Ucelam CAGiversary!   291 Posts   Joined 8.7 Years Ago  

Posted 12 April 2010 - 06:53 PM

Cheapy, Wombat and Ship!!!

Longtime listener, loyal fan of the CAGcast and first time poster. Love the show. The three of you together are hilarious! Wombat, wassup with your "Samoans go Fuck yourself" comment? I know you meant the cookies(lol by the way), but still I got my all my cousins to tune into ya'll and you have a huge Samoan fanbase in Cali (and I dont mean our women!lol!). I was the elected one to tell you to respectively go Fuck yourself back!lol! We want to make Wombat the chief of our family cause he reminds us of a rude, blunt and wise Uncle of ours. We love Wombat! Anyways, you guy do a great job with the show and site. If your ever in Cali, hit a dude up and my cousins and I will show any of you three a great time. Keep up the great work boys!

#42 AriesDog   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   693 Posts   Joined 9.2 Years Ago  


Posted 12 April 2010 - 07:39 PM

I used to like Sarcastic Gamer when it first started but Lono's personality turned me off to it. His ego is out of wack for the size and impact in the gaming community. Should come as no surprise that he's a lawyer.

#43 Nebenator   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1044 Posts   Joined 8.0 Years Ago  

Posted 12 April 2010 - 07:51 PM

I really loved the PS3 discussion.
It was NOT waste of 10 minutes

#44 KingCrow02   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   266 Posts   Joined 10.8 Years Ago  


Posted 12 April 2010 - 08:05 PM

Mmmm... Prison Break me off some Wombat's goods.

#45 Achuba Nanoia   Tropical arctic fox CAGiversary!   180 Posts   Joined 7.7 Years Ago  

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Posted 12 April 2010 - 08:07 PM

Great show guys! I don´t understand why some people where picky about you sounding sleepy, I thought the show was just fine. Love the part where Shipwreck talks about his love of Dead or Alive Extreme: Paradise. Even though I don´t have it, I have good memories of the first game on the original Xbox. I thought it was pretty great too as a dating sim, not as a semi-hentai kind of game.

Also, I doubt this will happen, but I think the CAGcast is great on mondays! So many podcasts get released thursday through saturday that I think it makes it easier to listen to the CAGcast.

One more thing: when are we going to see pictures of Shipwrecks Mansion in all it´s nerdy glory?
The most difficult game of all is life: 1up, no pause, no save-feature, no strategy guide. Just pray you can get someone to play co-op.

#46 SaintTJ   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   16 Posts   Joined 6.5 Years Ago  

Posted 12 April 2010 - 08:16 PM

Great show guys. Been listening for a while, final visited the site and joined today. Thanks for helping me get through the work day with some laughs.

#47 lokizz   Go $$$$ Yourself CAGiversary!   10104 Posts   Joined 10.5 Years Ago  

Posted 12 April 2010 - 08:29 PM

yo shipwreck instead of buying man diff game cabinets why not just build one MAME cabinet? that way you can have as many of those classic games as you want in one console. a cocktail cabinet would be great for something like that. good show people keep it poppin and shit.

btw cheapy toilets in japan just arent made for american shits. you may want to get a custom job or something because your godzilla turds are destroying tokyo toilets.

another thing cheapy since you said you know alot about movies on hbo do you know the game of a movie where this guy went around killing hookers? i saw it as a kid and cant recall much else about it except for there was a street clown in love with one of the hookers who got killed and the killer sleeps with one of the hookers he killed and later shaves his head bald .

#48 BannedEpisode   Envious Eyes CAGiversary!   201 Posts   Joined 8.8 Years Ago  


Posted 12 April 2010 - 08:39 PM

The Deer quip had me laughing pretty hard.

Dont judge me deer!
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#49 Zelos   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   37 Posts   Joined 8.4 Years Ago  

Posted 12 April 2010 - 08:39 PM

When it comes to the 3DS don't think your going to see too many games that are going to come out as exclusive for the 3DS (within the first year or so) I think its going to be more along the lines of games that will have enhancements for the 3DS that still work fine on the DS or DSi.

It just breaks down to how the game software addresses the display hardware. That said its all how cool the 3D screen technology actually is, not so much compatibility at least within the first year or so.

Do don't fret ..... I'm sure the new "3DS" pokemon game will probably play fine on your measly DSi and look stupid awesome when you finally shell out for a 3DS (assuming the 3DS 3D tech "holds water")

Hell I'm still sporting my phat and I'm not too worried that I'll be upgrading any time soon ..... tho the DSXL did look mighty tempting. Either way going to wait for at least a year to see how the 3DS pans out before I go jumping on any bandwagons...... unless they release some stupid awesome must have game -looks at zelda or metroid- .

As far as shipwreck liking DOA Paradise ...... .................. ................................

I really don't see any problem with that, the game is sort of a guilty pleasure. To be honest I really don't see why the game is generating as much hate as it is. Yeah its not all that good and its essentially DOA Extreme 2 ported for the PSP. The game hasn't really stood up that well to the test of time, but damn you read reviews and its like it was the second coming of the Antichrist or something.

The thing that amuses me to no end is that the odds are pretty good that most of the people freaking out about it probably own DoA Extreme beach volleyball, DoA extreme 2 or both for the XboX and probably loved the games.

While it certainly hasn't won itself a place on my "ZOMG must get list", it has a spot on my "if I ever see it on super discount clearance" right next to lock's quest and populous DS, both of which I would also consider "guilty pleasures".

Edited by Zelos, 12 April 2010 - 09:00 PM.

#50 mivan83   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   126 Posts   Joined 6.8 Years Ago  

Posted 12 April 2010 - 08:49 PM

prison break ftw!

#51 DrMunkee   Logical AND dreamy CAGiversary!   880 Posts   Joined 7.1 Years Ago  

Posted 12 April 2010 - 08:56 PM

Let's take a look at the ranking of jokes in the CAGcast

1. Large poop jokes
2. Jokes about Cheapyd's small penis
3. Male sodomy jokes.
4. Jokes about Shipwrecks donkey schlong
5. Dildo Jokes
6. Masturbating/Semen Jokes
79. Vagina jokes

Now I am tired of the FANBOY-ISM that goes on during this podcast. That's right. You heard me. FANBOYS. I am of course talking about the insane amount of penis and anus jokes that go on during the cast, but never many vagina jokes. (I think the last one was what is now known as "The War of the Vagina Clown.")

I am tired of you boosting the stats of what is obviously the worst parts of the body (the sooner people learn this, the better). People don't even have penis's outside the US. What's that tell you? Maybe the poopy company is trying to buy credibility. These three anus lovers are laughing their way to the bank.

I'm just stating the obvious. I'm tired of the fankids talking negatively to me because I criticize their penis jokes.

Now, don't get me wrong, I am not a fanboy (I own both a penis and a vagina, along with an anus). But look. 20% of the jokes are about sex PERIPHERALS. Those aren't even human.

I don't care. Ban me. Whatever, you kids can't even prove to me that I'm wrong. Prove to me that the penis is better than a vagina. Do it, you children (It makes myself feel better if I call you children, because those are the only people I can make sense to.)

Let's look at other websites numbers....

Google.com search for the word "vagina" - 1,234,546,235 hits
"for the word "penis" - 7 hits

Obviously you are not allowed to have your own opinion on anything. You must be like everyone else, and like what everyone else does. Stop trying to be yourself RIGHT NOW!

F'ing children...

P.S This is a satire of this thread ( http://www.cheapassg...ad.php?t=257462 ) mentioned on the CAGcast. Don't take this seriously, please.

P.S.S I made up these numbers, and I don't have both a penis and a vagina. If I did, I would definately not have my hands on the keyboard right now.

"The universe has a wonderful sense of humor. The trick is learning how to take a joke."

#52 menikmati   Isolation, self-damnation CAGiversary!   3516 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

Posted 12 April 2010 - 09:07 PM

A CAG team for BC2 vs. Joystiq would be epic.

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Posted 12 April 2010 - 09:13 PM

Just made my Monday, one of the best podcasts, hands down. Also, Prison Break was great

#54 teknikalei   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   699 Posts   Joined 6.8 Years Ago  

Posted 12 April 2010 - 09:16 PM

Hi Cheapy, Wombat, and Shipwreck - first time poster, short time listener.

Your podcast is the one that's going to finally make me D/L other podcasts. (Joystick ep 0 was pretty funny, thanks for the recommendation. )

Although I admit it- I'm a little nervous at hearing about Wombat's bathroom problems. yikes.

#55 ulrye812   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   77 Posts   Joined 6.6 Years Ago  


Posted 12 April 2010 - 10:22 PM

Thanks I'll listen to it right away
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#56 SideburnMan   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   39 Posts   Joined 7.4 Years Ago  


Posted 12 April 2010 - 10:54 PM

Loving the show so far, I'm about 40 minutes in. Loving it so far.
I should go.

#57 Foxtrot0245   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   108 Posts   Joined 7.1 Years Ago  


Posted 12 April 2010 - 11:03 PM

Cheapy, I finished this podcast while I was at work so I had to go back in the library of CAGcasts for the hour long commute back home. Anyway, I turned on episode #158 and towards the end you mentioned that you won't ever make a sex tape unless you get into better shape. So, with you hitting up your own "private" gym recently, can the world expect some leaked footage any time soon?
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#58 Not Pennys Boat   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   41 Posts   Joined 7.5 Years Ago  

Not Pennys Boat

Posted 12 April 2010 - 11:44 PM

I don't care. Ban me. Whatever, you kids can't even prove to me that I'm wrong. Prove to me that the penis is better than a vagina. Do it, you children (It makes myself feel better if I call you children, because those are the only people I can make sense to.)

well if you have a penis you can pee anywhere. annoy the neighbor's dog, water the plants, write your name in the snow. i guess it gets in the way sometimes tho :-k

#59 JP   Member of the Ravens Nation! Trade-in Value Team   7933 Posts   Joined 9.0 Years Ago  

Posted 13 April 2010 - 12:15 AM

I'm going to have to agree with Wombat, if shipwreck hasn't ever puked from drinking he just hasn't had enough. I used to be that way until we decided to do shots with Everclear. Not only did I puke, I lost about 12 hours of memories. Good times that live on forever in pictures.


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#60 combatFlexo   Who are those guys? CAGiversary!   563 Posts   Joined 7.7 Years Ago  


Posted 13 April 2010 - 12:25 AM

Wolfman's got nards....classic. The Monster Squad was great when I was a kid and even funnier today.