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Dr. P Iron Man Theme Contest 2: Dumbest Product Idea


#1 Kerig   PSForsaken no longer! CAGiversary!   6251 Posts   Joined 15.3 Years Ago  

Posted 14 June 2010 - 07:44 PM

Up for grabs are five more Dr. Pepper Iron Man XBOX Theme codes.

They'll be given to the five best (worst) submitted product ideas. They can be nonexistent, fake, real, or ancient. If it's too commonly known, it will lose 90% of it's value in my final judging.

Give a bit of details (more than just "jumbo shrimp!") about it, and why it's teh wurst evar. Pics are a plus.

I'll start you off with an example/my entry:

Marijuana Cologne.

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It sort of exists, you can buy it online. 99% of the pothead population are trying to mask the smell, I suppose this is for that 1%. As if your long hair, broken tail light, loud music, and 13 bumper stickers (one of which says "bad cop, no donut") on your beat-up Chevy won't get you pulled over fast enough, this will help guarantee a full vehicle search and possible DUI.

Edited by Kerig, 14 June 2010 - 11:08 PM.


#2 JTHuffy   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   387 Posts   Joined 12.8 Years Ago  

Posted 15 June 2010 - 12:19 AM

It's too easy...

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#3 Sharp Katana   Chillin like a villain CAGiversary!   4334 Posts   Joined 13.0 Years Ago  

Sharp Katana

Posted 15 June 2010 - 12:46 AM

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Phillies game anyone?

#4 Kerig   PSForsaken no longer! CAGiversary!   6251 Posts   Joined 15.3 Years Ago  

Posted 15 June 2010 - 11:36 PM

Kinect, though as stupid as it gets, is rather well known at this point. I'm looking for obscurity.

Three more spots guaranteed to win. It's not as hard as it sounds. Think of something stupid and Google it, and you're sure to find it.

Originally I was going to make the rules for this contest as "has to be made up, not already invented", but then I realized that, barring technology and decency, there's not much that hasn't been created:

Butt Warmer? check: http://www.customgel...ted-cushion.htm

#5 dyeknom   Now in 2D CAGiversary!   3485 Posts   Joined 12.6 Years Ago  

Posted 15 June 2010 - 11:47 PM

Since it's generally stupid products... and not un-made products... how about these in full, product action.
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Though there are some quality stuff here too
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http://www.something...-for.php?page=2

#6 mattmanred   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   2 Posts   Joined 10.3 Years Ago  

mattmanred

Posted 15 June 2010 - 11:49 PM

hook me up

#7 pezmanmike   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   189 Posts   Joined 12.6 Years Ago  

Posted 16 June 2010 - 12:35 AM

Um, does this really need an explanation?

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#8 CharlieYJH   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   138 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

CharlieYJH

Posted 16 June 2010 - 01:08 AM

I somehow saw that Microsoft Kinect post coming...

Here's my entry:
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Remember VHS tapes...

#9 Darklurkr23   Contest Win' Machine CAGiversary!   1930 Posts   Joined 10.6 Years Ago  

Darklurkr23

Posted 16 June 2010 - 02:47 AM

ALL TOO EASY

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#10 Kerig   PSForsaken no longer! CAGiversary!   6251 Posts   Joined 15.3 Years Ago  

Posted 16 June 2010 - 03:05 AM

ALL TOO EASY

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Sorry your Hawaiian Punch Dew didn't win, hurry up and go buy as many as you can, it's the last time you'll ever see Typhoon...

White Out was the clear (pun intended) winner from the start.

#11 Kerig   PSForsaken no longer! CAGiversary!   6251 Posts   Joined 15.3 Years Ago  

Posted 17 June 2010 - 05:36 AM

Alrighty, we're done here. The winners are, by very much default, the five who didn't post the winner of the 2010 Dewmocracy.

Your code will be in your PM box shortly.
supakilla9
pezmanmike
dyeknom
Sharp Katana
JTHuffy

Ah, what the heck, I'll give one to Darklurkr23 too. I feel sorry for his loss, he tried very hard to get his fruity Dew to win...

#12 CharlieYJH   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   138 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

CharlieYJH

Posted 17 June 2010 - 06:02 AM

Thanks for the code.

Edit: That's strange, when I try to redeem it, I get this error message:

There is a problem with the offer associated with this code.

#13 georox   The Captain CAGiversary!   7693 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

Posted 17 June 2010 - 06:24 AM

Sorry your Hawaiian Punch Dew didn't win, hurry up and go buy as many as you can, it's the last time you'll ever see Typhoon...

White Out was the clear (pun intended) winner from the start.


Yea, seriously. White Out is good.. Typhoon is... Hawaiian Punch mixed with Dew.. which isn't that good. Distortion was just a fuckton of lime tossed in.. made me want to gag.

I miss throwback already :(