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The "10/14/10 - The Worst Hour Of Impact, No, Wrestling Ever" Wrestling Thread


#1 Chuplayer   Anticitizen One CAGiversary!   2472 Posts   Joined 16.4 Years Ago  

Chuplayer

Posted 15 October 2010 - 02:02 AM

This is perhaps the worst hour of wrestling I've ever seen. This is monumental.


So monumental it gets the crown of next wrestling thread. Somebody said for somebody to go crazy. Now I am.

25 minutes of They bullcrap. Commercial. 10 more minutes of They bullcrap with not a smidgen of violence even though Nash and Sting were on the wrong side of They. Another commercial. Backstage segment where Dixie says "shit" uncensored. Her husband gets knocked out. Another commercial. JWOW. "Madison/Tara and Mickie James in Stupid Angle or How I Learned To Hate Vince Russo In This Decade, Too." MORE JWOW. Hour over.

Fuck

#2 Chuplayer   Anticitizen One CAGiversary!   2472 Posts   Joined 16.4 Years Ago  

Chuplayer

Posted 15 October 2010 - 02:10 AM

Seriously, I felt like I was watching that South Park episode. It was that stupid.

#3 Purple Flames   MC Sucka DJ CAGiversary!   5775 Posts   Joined 16.0 Years Ago  

Purple Flames

Posted 15 October 2010 - 02:15 AM

An hour and 15 minutes and there has been zero wrestling, not even in that Knockouts "match".

EDIT: A WRESTLING MATCH on our WRESTLING SHOW?? What a novel concept!

#4 Scorch   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   37487 Posts   Joined 17.9 Years Ago  

Posted 15 October 2010 - 02:16 AM

Dunno if it's been posted yet, but Katie Lea Burchill signed with TNA.

#5 diddy310  

diddy310

Posted 15 October 2010 - 02:18 AM

Good to hear, though I can't speak for her in-ring skills since I only saw her wrestle like 4 times in her WWE tenure (one being when it was her and Paul squashing someone in a handicap match)

#6 Chase   tjeezy.com CAGiversary!   7667 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

Posted 15 October 2010 - 02:23 AM

I want Joe in the E. TNA is presently using him worse than WWE would. Good god, what has TNA become over the last six years? All of their potential has been squandered.

I was going to congratulate Katie Lea on gaining TNA money, but remembered that TNA pays most of their employees two peanuts per appearance, and one cashew per month.

There was more wrestling on NXT than 90 minutes into tonight's TNA show. What the Fuck.

#7 Spyder187   Scratch & Sniff! Banned   2473 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 15 October 2010 - 02:26 AM

Shouldnt this thread be titled "The Doll Molester Memorial Dress Up Thread"?

#8 OnyxPrimal   Chocolate Goodness CAGiversary!   2066 Posts   Joined 17.5 Years Ago  

Posted 15 October 2010 - 02:28 AM

I was going to congratulate Katie Lea on gaining TNA money, but remembered that TNA pays most of their employees two peanuts per appearance, and one cashew per month.


Almost made me spit my drink at the screen... almost.

#9 diddy310  

diddy310

Posted 15 October 2010 - 02:30 AM

So...they made Mrs. Tessmacher in charge of the Knockouts like 3 days ago before doing that to her.

#10 Iron Clad Burrito   Not a real fan CAGiversary!   862 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

Iron Clad Burrito

Posted 15 October 2010 - 02:31 AM

So monumental it gets the crown of next wrestling thread. Somebody said for somebody to go crazy. Now I am.

25 minutes of They bullcrap. Commercial. 10 more minutes of They bullcrap with not a smidgen of violence even though Nash and Sting were on the wrong side of They. Another commercial. Backstage segment where Dixie says "shit" uncensored. Her husband gets knocked out. Another commercial. JWOW. "Madison/Tara and Mickie James in Stupid Angle or How I Learned To Hate Vince Russo In This Decade, Too." MORE JWOW. Hour over.

Fuck

It's like WWF ca. 2000, only more extreme!

#11 Chase   tjeezy.com CAGiversary!   7667 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

Posted 15 October 2010 - 02:38 AM

Almost made me spit my drink at the screen... almost.


Damn! So close. ;)

And, like most humor, it's funny 'cause it's true. :-#

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It's depressing to watching the Pope work. Not because he's bad (it's quite the opposite), but because, if TNA were operated better, he would have been World Heavyweight champion by now.

This handicap match is beyond stupid. It has no purpose, and anything TNA wanted to progress, like Ric Flair and his faction's power in the company, could have been done better.

#12 diddy310  

diddy310

Posted 15 October 2010 - 02:38 AM

TNA didn't really think the JWOWW thing through did they.... paying her 15,000 dollars to appear on a show that's in the same timeslot as the highly rated show that she's already on. The people who want to see JWOWW are watching Jersey Shore already.

#13 BlueSwim   Tech-Gaming.com CAGiversary!   2390 Posts   Joined 13.9 Years Ago  

BlueSwim

Posted 15 October 2010 - 02:40 AM

LOL @ the Fourtune hand-sign = "The Shocker" reference from the last thread.:rofl::rofl::rofl:

What did I miss during the Jarrett/Angle(?) segment? I was on the phone and could only hear the crowd going ape-shit over something someone said.

#14 diddy310  

diddy310

Posted 15 October 2010 - 02:42 AM

Jarrett made a comment about stealing Kurt's wife and kids, Kurt replied that he can keep the slut.

#15 BlueSwim   Tech-Gaming.com CAGiversary!   2390 Posts   Joined 13.9 Years Ago  

BlueSwim

Posted 15 October 2010 - 02:43 AM

Jarrett made a comment about stealing Kurt's wife and kids, Kurt replied that he can keep the slut.

:lol::lol::lol:

Thank you, kindly!8-)8-)8-)

#16 Chase   tjeezy.com CAGiversary!   7667 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

Posted 15 October 2010 - 02:44 AM

Jeff Jarrett said something about how he aligned himself with Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff so he could ruin Kurt's career--as ruining his life wasn't enough.

Kurt Angle said Hillbilly Jeff could keep his whore ex-wife, and commented how Jeff held down younger talent for years and gave himself a ton of World title reigns.

Jeff, and the security guards, attacked Kurt, and Taz came down from the booth to help Kurt.

#17 Chase   tjeezy.com CAGiversary!   7667 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

Posted 15 October 2010 - 02:47 AM

Jarrett made a comment about stealing Kurt's wife and kids, Kurt replied that he can keep the slut.


You bastard!

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By the way, gents, I've used Taz's "let the pigeons loose" line, and it was not received well. :-#

#18 diddy310  

diddy310

Posted 15 October 2010 - 02:49 AM

By my calculations, they paid about 1000 dollars a minute for JWoww.

#19 BlueSwim   Tech-Gaming.com CAGiversary!   2390 Posts   Joined 13.9 Years Ago  

BlueSwim

Posted 15 October 2010 - 02:50 AM

Jeff Jarrett said something about how he aligned himself with Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff so he could ruin Kurt's career--as ruining his life wasn't enough.

Kurt Angle said Hillbilly Jeff could keep his whore ex-wife, and commented how Jeff held down younger talent for years and gave himself a ton of World title reigns.

Jeff, and the security guards, attacked Kurt, and Taz came down from the booth to help Kurt.

And as a reward for yours & diddy's efforts.....



#20 Mr. Beef   7777777 CAGiversary!   8098 Posts   Joined 14.4 Years Ago  

Posted 15 October 2010 - 04:30 AM

I can't believe what I'm watching. I passed on Law & Order SVU for this!?

#21 JJSP   Hank The Pigeon CAGiversary!   10230 Posts   Joined 14.8 Years Ago  

Posted 15 October 2010 - 04:59 AM

TNA: Total Nonstop Amnesia. Tune in next week, where we'll completely forget everything that happened the week before!

Still waiting on the ninja reveal.

#22 JaytheGamefan   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   4409 Posts   Joined 17.3 Years Ago  

JaytheGamefan

Posted 15 October 2010 - 05:07 AM

I'll give TNA some credit - at the end of that THREE HOUR block, you definitely knew that Immortal was a huge deal, but FOR CHRIST'S SAKE that opening segment taking 45 minutes was unbearable. Eric and Hogan yammer on for eons, Hardy comes out, says stuff, then we get Fortune out burying EV2 and calling them washed up. Great, so ONE HALF OF THE LEAD FACTION IN THE COMPANY lost to a washed up group of guys. Fantastic booking there. Flair and Hogan hug, so what? They tried to recreate the Vince-Eric deal, and failed. Pope, Sting in a swank shirt, and Nash came out to do more talking. Then, after nearly an hour of this stuff, we get Tara vs. Rayne in a recreation of the HBK-HHH burial of the Euro title match. Then Mickie comes out to at least attempt to make the title seem important. God bless her for trying, but there's no point in doing that now - it's a dead belt.

Joe faces Abyss, who despite walking out with A NAIL-FILLED BOARD, used a ring bell to get DQed. Many questions arose from this. One, was the bell that rang to signal the DQ this bell or another bell? Two, why did Eric allow this to stand when Abyss is in the group? Why not make it no DQ? Then we got a five-on-one handicap match, unannounced, with Fortune vs. the Pope. For some reason, Morgan wasn't put in the match despite it being set up to destroy the Pope. Furthermore, it was made a tag match, so yes, Eric MAKES A MATCH TO SCREW THE BABYFACE, then makes things easier for the face than he could. I guess he's a fair asshole or something. Oh, and somewhere in here, Dixie yells at Sting for not simply saying what the deal was in plain English, which is actually a decent point. Then Eric, Hogan, and Dixie argue, Dixie calls Eric slug shit, and later Eric fires Miss Tessmacher and tells her she'll have to join the rest of the sluts in the Knockouts division. Lots of women issues with this writing staff. Also, "shit" got through fine for Dixie, but was bleeped for everyone else. Very strange.

In their SECOND TV APPEARANCE, the Shore was rendered basically useless, or more useless, because they actually got a Jersey Shore person to show up. Shouldn't this have been the blowoff that occurred MONTHS after the group was in the company? Or at least when they were established? Cookie insulted JWoww, whore, slut, bitch, bit, fake tits - the usual TNA promo against a woman, JWoww fought back and that was that. $15,000 spent to bring in someone to pop a rating for a competing show than the person's own show. I hope that when TNA structured all this out, they at least talked with MTV to see if, at the time JWoww appeared, it would be during a Jersey Shore break so the idea of getting existing JS viewers to tune in would work.

Anderson faced RVD in an okay match. As always, it bled into Reaction, because TNA is desperate to keep that show alive - they need to explain the storylines on Impact after all. Reaction did a good job of showing that Immortal is the new biggest group in the history of TNA this year, and also that they, unlike every other group's takeover, actually took it over. The Jay Lethal piece was really good, and showed more of his family and had some neat stories about just how important they were to his success in wrestling from the beginning until now.

Oh, and Kurt Angle's career is over, too, again. That got about ten minutes of time over the course of three hours, which may have actually eclipsed the amount of wrestling on the show. There's a balance that can be struck between getting big angles over and still allowing guys to actually have time to wrestle, and despite there being a THREE HOUR block to work with, there was little wrestling on the show, and none of it was particularly good. The only thing really memorable was Hardy's twist of hateful fate onto RVD onto the chair that he used to Pillmanize Anderson's arm after a thousand attempts to get it wedged in there properly.

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Hogan debuts the crutch guitar. Atomic crutch guitar.
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#23 integralsmatic   Everyday should be Harvey Day CAGiversary!   5278 Posts   Joined 17.5 Years Ago  

integralsmatic

Posted 15 October 2010 - 05:19 AM

Man TNA just gets more forgetful everytime i read about it.

#24 TheRock88   The Franchise CAGiversary!   10638 Posts   Joined 18.0 Years Ago  

Posted 15 October 2010 - 05:22 AM

So the last roster spot's been revealed for SvR 2011.

Spoiler


#25 Mr. Beef   7777777 CAGiversary!   8098 Posts   Joined 14.4 Years Ago  

Posted 15 October 2010 - 05:30 AM

Reactions to TNA so far:

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#26 Scorch   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   37487 Posts   Joined 17.9 Years Ago  

Posted 15 October 2010 - 05:36 AM

So the last roster spot's been revealed for SvR 2011.

Spoiler


Where do you see that?

There's two "?" spots left in the Legends section on the website..

#27 TheRock88   The Franchise CAGiversary!   10638 Posts   Joined 18.0 Years Ago  

Posted 15 October 2010 - 05:51 AM

Where do you see that?

There's two "?" spots left in the Legends section on the website..


http://twitter.com/s...tus/27386568599

There were two spots left on the SD side, which was
Spoiler
. But they removed him from the site cause he wasnt considered a legend or superstar.

#28 diddy310  

diddy310

Posted 15 October 2010 - 06:00 AM

RandyOrton
Checked out tna tonight for the 2nd time ever. Samoa Joe can move. Miss working with Angle and Jeff. Coulda done w/o the JWoW segment tho.



Randy should use some of that sweet sweet backstage clout to get Joe in. I don't think they would do any worse with him than TNA has. Plus they seem to be willing to push guys his size after seeing how they are doing with Husky Harris. (name aside)


Plus he can do the civilized Samoan thing better than the Usos.

#29 Tony208   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   2208 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

Posted 15 October 2010 - 06:00 AM

I only watch the PPV these days and google the storylines heading in to them. The weekly shows for both TNA and WWE are total garbage.

#30 Magiblaze   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   468 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

Magiblaze

Posted 15 October 2010 - 06:06 AM

Jeff Jarrett said something about how he aligned himself with Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff so he could ruin Kurt's career--as ruining his life wasn't enough.

Kurt Angle said Hillbilly Jeff could keep his whore ex-wife, and commented how Jeff held down younger talent for years and gave himself a ton of World title reigns.

Jeff, and the security guards, attacked Kurt, and Taz came down from the booth to help Kurt.

As sad as it is,that was easily the best segment in a real lackluster impact that didn't see an actual match until 75 mins in unless you can Tara laying down for Madison in a 10 second match if that.