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I just killed someone for their PSP


#1 Esperado   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   215 Posts   Joined 18.6 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:22 PM

I was out on a path on the way to a Metro and this guy was walking near me and I noticed his white earbuds. So I said, "Ipod, eh?", and he pulled out his PSP. It was in the protective case, but I could tell due to the "PSP" on it. So I asked if I could try it out and put my hands on it. He told me to let go, but I couldn't. I grabbed ahold of his neck and squeezed as tightly as I could. He tried to strangle me as well, but he passed out or something. I grabbed the PSP and put it into my pocket and dragged his body down a hill. Afterwards I ran home. I think i'm screwed.. How many hours of playtime do you think I could get in before the police come?

#2 2poor   Luckless CAGiversary!   5678 Posts   Joined 18.4 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:24 PM

yawn.....

#3 tornadomann   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1147 Posts   Joined 18.6 Years Ago  

tornadomann

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:25 PM

wow you are intelligent, that was um, stupid

#4 Jrunt20x   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1370 Posts   Joined 19.0 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:25 PM

yawn.....


My sentiments exactly :wink:

#5 whoknows   Time and Eternity for all of time and eternity CAGiversary!   40133 Posts   Joined 18.6 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:27 PM

Dispose of the body better next time :twisted:

#6 Steggy   Shhhhhhhhh CAGiversary!   7547 Posts   Joined 19.5 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:27 PM

yawn.....


My sentiments exactly :wink:



#7 Esperado   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   215 Posts   Joined 18.6 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:28 PM

Dispose of the body better next time :twisted:


I don't know, I couldn't think.. I was thinking about going back, but what if someone else say me, or worse, the police were there... :cry:

#8 zionoverfire   C10Cl12 CAGiversary!   18242 Posts   Joined 18.8 Years Ago  

zionoverfire

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:31 PM

Gamefaqs misses you....

#9 Jrunt20x   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1370 Posts   Joined 19.0 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:31 PM

If this is a joke, it's not funny. It's real, then it's hilarious! But dude, stop with this topic, it's annoying.

#10 jesta2817   Pocky = Orgasmically good CAGiversary!   260 Posts   Joined 19.3 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:32 PM

You are an Idiot

#11 neocisco   Changnesiac CAGiversary!   19265 Posts   Joined 18.7 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:32 PM

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ :drool:

#12 Scahom1   Back from the dead CAGiversary!   1775 Posts   Joined 18.8 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:32 PM

Gamefaqs misses you....


:rofl:

#13 whoknows   Time and Eternity for all of time and eternity CAGiversary!   40133 Posts   Joined 18.6 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:33 PM

You are an Idiot


That almost gave me a seizure.

#14 MrFriday18   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   547 Posts   Joined 18.6 Years Ago  

MrFriday18

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:34 PM

wow that didnt even get a phony laugh........zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

#15 Esperado   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   215 Posts   Joined 18.6 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:35 PM

Ok.. I went back and placed the PSP back into his pocket. I think everythings gonna be ok. You guys don't have to post anything else.

#16 jesta2817   Pocky = Orgasmically good CAGiversary!   260 Posts   Joined 19.3 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:37 PM

You are an Idiot


That almost gave me a seizure.



I should probably put up a warning. If you don't have a popup blocker, DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.

#17 Jrunt20x   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1370 Posts   Joined 19.0 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:39 PM

Ok.. I went back and placed the PSP back into his pocket. I think everythings gonna be ok. You guys don't have to post anything else.


Ok do us one more favor, don't post here ever again. Thanks for your understanding.

#18 Greetard   Egotistical Prick CAGiversary!   2888 Posts   Joined 18.8 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:41 PM

You are an Idiot


I think it's mostly because I'm tired, but that was fucking hilarious.

#19 Ugamer_X   You can trust me CAGiversary!   7619 Posts   Joined 19.3 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:41 PM

You are an Idiot


That almost gave me a seizure.



I should probably put up a warning. If you don't have a popup blocker, DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.

I didn't get any pop-ups and I don't have a blocker.

#20 Esperado   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   215 Posts   Joined 18.6 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:45 PM

You are an Idiot


That almost gave me a seizure.



I should probably put up a warning. If you don't have a popup blocker, DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.

I didn't get any pop-ups and I don't have a blocker.


http://www.mozilla.o...oducts/firefox/

#21 Esperado   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   215 Posts   Joined 18.6 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:46 PM

Ok.. I went back and placed the PSP back into his pocket. I think everythings gonna be ok. You guys don't have to post anything else.


Ok do us one more favor, don't post here ever again. Thanks for your understanding.


Do me a favor. Cancel your AOL account.

#22 crickett003   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   917 Posts   Joined 19.2 Years Ago  

crickett003

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:49 PM

Gamefaqs misses you....


:rofl:

I second that!

:rofl: :rofl:

#23 masha   Russian Insult Dog CAGiversary!   3318 Posts   Joined 19.3 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:50 PM

Gamefaqs misses you....


10000 posts. :shock: Did you get a prize? (Example: They ban you for exceeding bandwidth) :lol:

#24 punqsux   1K posts & all I got was this lousy rank CAGiversary!   11197 Posts   Joined 19.7 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:54 PM

this topic is compleatly fucking retarded

kthnxlok

#25 Esperado   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   215 Posts   Joined 18.6 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:54 PM

Gamefaqs misses you....


Wow, I am being insulted by someone with 10,000 posts. I feel really offended. Ha, thats hilarious. Got any fart or sex jokes while your at it?