When you wish upon a star, think of dongs both near and far. For the greatest holiday gift of all, is a hat upon both cock and ball.
What is Cocksmas?
We have a grand tradition here at CAG of putting Christmas hats on our avatars to get in the festive spirit. I have a slightly different tradition which started four years ago involving phallic imagery. Maybe I have a subconscious fascination with dicks, maybe I'm just really immature, or maybe I get my jollies from seeing CAG plastered with cute little penises, who knows? I get complaints and compliments and get to flex my creative muscle whilst spreading holiday cheer. I invite other members with creative talent to create cockvatars as well since I can only do so many. Also, for the past couple years I have given out free Steam games for a variety of Cocksmas related reasons. See further down if you're here for the loot!
So How Does This Work?
You ask for a festive cockvatar. Maybe I'll make it, maybe a fellow cocksmith will make it, maybe you get jack. More interesting requests or requests that I find interesting are more likely to get done. If someone decides to give you a bouncing bundle of joy, be sure to thank them for their hard work, set it as your new avatar, and compliment them on their mastery of the arts because god knows editing pixels on a penis in paint is up there with the Sistine Chapel.
Here's One I Did Earlier!
No one has fulfilled your request yet and still want to get festive? Check out the gallery and don your gay apparel.
If you want to make one yourself, feel free to use the template:
This Year's Cocksmas Avatars-
Past Cocksmas Avatars-
Neat Cocks But I'm Just Here for the Free Games
Well little Johnny/Susan, there are 3 categories in which you can enter and win, and what you win is a Steam game or games of your and my choosing. (In the past I asked the winners to supply a list of games they'd like and depending on how generous I am feeling I pick one or more.)
The categories are as follows!
The Cocksmas quality award goes to the Cocksmas avatar that you think is of the highest caliber. Do you love the concept? Do you love the art? Do you love the cock? This award is voted on by the community. Only applies to Cockvatars another user has made.
In the past, nominees were:
Jessica Rabbit won.
With so many requests and so little time I encourage other users to fulfill each other's requests. The person who completes the most requests and with reasonable quality receives this reward.
Previously, QiG won this one with a whopping 9 cockvatars. Way to go buddy!
This one simply requires that you have a Cocksmas Avatar equipped and make a post in this thread. Around Christmas Day, I'll scroll through the thread and check to see who has a Cocksmas avatar and add those names to a list. I'll select someone at random using a random number generator. Posting more does not increase your chances, unless I accidentally count you twice and then I guess it does!
Edited by crystalklear64, 12 December 2013 - 12:49 AM.