GGT 160 gets to be best man at ihadFG and Linkpwns' wedding

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hankmecrankme

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Cannot wait. We'll throw you bros the best bachelor party ever. :bouncy:

Also from last thread. . .

[quote name='ihadFG']Gross.

I think I'll have to pick the music Mikey and I will bang to.[/QUOTE]
May I suggest. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccY25Cb3im0
[quote name='Rodimus']Cheer up, PS3 has no games.[/QUOTE]
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Also from last thread:

[quote name='ihadFG']Way too long. You know neither of us will last more than a minute or two. Plus it has to be tender. We aren't anger banging, we're making love.[/QUOTE]
 
First off Hank, fuck you.
That Moving Mountains video you picked is the shortened version of the song so they could make a music video for it. It's normally like 8 and a half minutes long. That one only demonstrates the poppy/catchy parts, which is more or less useless without the context.
*BRAP*

You should also include the actual homoerotic texting to give this thread title some concept.

Menopause has begun
 
[quote name='CaptainJoel']I want to be the wedding DJ.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='ihadFG']No.[/QUOTE]

Shot down, point blank. :rofl:
 
[quote name='linkpwns']First off Hank, fuck you.
That Moving Mountains video you picked is the shortened version of the song so they could make a music video for it. It's normally like 8 and a half minutes long. That one only demonstrates the poppy/catchy parts, which is more or less useless without the context.
*BRAP*

You should also include the actual homoerotic texting to give this thread title some concept.

Menopause has begun
[/QUOTE]
lol Chill out, we know you like your emo music.

The pain inside, that I must feel, please go away, before I KEEL!!!!

Tears of pains stream down my face, these endless walls burden my place, my future, my hopes, all the life in space, get the fuck out before I break your face!!!

[quote name='distgfx']Ahahaha, good shit, hank.[/QUOTE]
I aim to please. :cool:
[quote name='ihadFG']That might be a little too much. I'm thinking this:

"gayness"

Plus, that singer's voice turns me gay...



I guess that makes me the husband? I wasn't prepared for this. Hank will have to teach me a thing or two about being a man.[/QUOTE]
You are the butch because I put you first. Mikey's musical tastes are like a 15 year old emo girl's, so he can be the bitch.

If you want to be a real gay man, read this.

[quote name='distgfx']Shot down, point blank. :rofl:[/QUOTE]
I lol'd. ^__^
 
[quote name='CaptainJoel']Your loss. I'll be the guy that's hitting on the caterers.[/QUOTE]

And I'll be the guy who fucked them before you. Enjoy some sloppy seconds if you can get it.
 
You guys and your sausage-festing. Aren't most caterers male??

Last day in Kona. Got a late afternoon maintenance then a mad dash to the airport to catch my flight home.

I want to play sommadat calladootie when I get back...
 
[quote name='jcart']First: Whats your steam id?
Second: Is it on your wishlist?[/quote]



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and why yes, yes it is.
 
[quote name='distgfx']And I'll be the guy who fucked them before you. Enjoy some sloppy seconds if you can get it.[/QUOTE]
And Joel will say "Sweet, prelubed!!"

Plus they'd already be disappointed.

[quote name='gunm']You guys and your sausage-festing. Aren't most caterers male??
[/QUOTE]
Shhh. . .don't tell them that.
 
[quote name='gunm']You guys and your sausage-festing. Aren't most caterers male??[/QUOTE]

Even better.

[quote name='hankmecrankme']And Joel will say "Sweet, prelubed!!"

Plus they'd already be disappointed.[/QUOTE]

The only thing disappointing is that they'll have to go back to regular cock after me. They certainly don't want you old wrinkly ass nutsack.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Actually we're having TrannyGAF cater the wedding.

WYS isn't always WYG.[/QUOTE]

I guess chac will be catering to us then... y'know, the usual.
 
[quote name='distgfx']The only thing disappointing is that they'll have to go back to regular cock after me. They certainly don't want you old wrinkly ass nutsack.[/QUOTE]
And all's the better, since I don't want their post-op genitalia.

But for you guys, it's an all-you-can-eat buffet. Dig in or get dug in, whichever you prefer.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']And all's the better, since I don't want their post-op genitalia.

But for you guys, it's an all-you-can-eat buffet. Dig in or get dug in, whichever you prefer.[/QUOTE]

I'll dig in to chac's smelly ass, but I won't go into a GAF member's.

I know josh will be happy to dig his nine inch nails into the caterers.
 
[quote name='gunm']This thread dun gone all cho-a-nicky.[/QUOTE]

That's because hank made it. You see the last thread? It was made by me and maintained some form of civility. Now look at any thread made by Chac, Hank or JSP, nothing but utter mayhem.
 
[quote name='j-cart']I am the Sunbro!

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Sadly none of you fucks will get it.[/QUOTE]

What the fuck are you talking about?
I platinumed the game. Of course I get it.
 
Guys. Guys!

You guys!

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I have to go to Wikipedia now. Edit all the articles. Poetry. All of them are poetry now. Like, the Song of Solomon fucking the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam up and down every article. I am in love.

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Article on the Finnish Winter War? Proclaiming my love for you.

Article on Canadian novelist Margaret Atwood? Proclaiming my love for you.

Article on long-running soap opera "Coronation Street"? My love for you will be everywhere up in that bitch.

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Was someone in here using the Mt. Dew MW3 Double XP codes?
If it was anyone but Jimbo, PM me and I have one for you.
If it was just Jimbo, send Hank his box, then we'll talk. :p
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']Was someone in here using the Mt. Dew MW3 Double XP codes?
If it was anyone but Jimbo, PM me and I have one for you.
If it was just Jimbo, send Hank his box, then we'll talk. :p[/QUOTE]

Ahahah, ice cold, I love it.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']Was someone in here using the Mt. Dew MW3 Double XP codes?
If it was anyone but Jimbo, PM me and I have one for you.
If it was just Jimbo, send Hank his box, then we'll talk. :p[/QUOTE]

I've actually given Jimbo a few. I'm withholding about 6 hours of double XP until I get my box though.

Also fuck this new 360 dash. Metro UI can fuck off and go to hell. Hate the way they organize shit, so ass backwards. I do not want to see World of Warcraft ads on my dash, WHY am I paying for XBL Gold if you're going to hit me up with ads you fucks?

Somebody needs to port Adblock Plus to 360.
 
[quote name='The Crotch']Guys. Guys!

You guys!

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And this odd-looking young fellow with the long hair is whom?
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Somebody needs to port Adblock Plus to 360.[/QUOTE]

You'd be banned faster than the people who pirated Halo 3 ODST.

[quote name='gunm']And this odd-looking young fellow with the long hair is whom?[/QUOTE]

Probably JSP's dream girlfriend.
 
lol, now I'll never get on GAF.

Although honestly, beyond some of our own defecting to that site, I don't understand why it is so "popular".
 
[quote name='gunm']lol, now I'll never get on GAF.

Although honestly, beyond some of our own defecting to that site, I don't understand why it is so "popular".[/QUOTE]

I don't get it either.

Place is like Nazi Germany. If you don't share their views, then off to the gas chambers with you.

Except getting into Auschwitz was probably easier than getting a GAF account.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']I don't get it either.

Place is like Nazi Germany. If you don't share their views, then off to the gas chambers with you.

Except getting into Auschwitz was probably easier than getting a GAF account.[/QUOTE]

Oh god, I just lost it at this post, I can't stop laughing.
 
Every once in a great while when someone here mentions a GAF thread, I will go look at it. The folks there seem like any other board on the Internetz, so I don't understand why all the hoops/hoopla surrounding getting registered there.

That teenage dude with the purple blouse and nice little rack that Crotch is skeeting over is kind of hawt though...
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Everyone has more games than I do. :cry:[/QUOTE]


I see you playing dat UT2k4 every once and a while, so you're doing all right.

[quote name='gunm']lol, now I'll never get on GAF.

Although honestly, beyond some of our own defecting to that site, I don't understand why it is so "popular".[/QUOTE]

I spend most of my time in the Halo thread over there.
 
[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']OMG dancing giz[/QUOTE]

I was listening to this song and that dancing Giz was hypnotic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_426RiwST8

[quote name='corrosivefrost']
Was someone in here using the Mt. Dew MW3 Double XP codes?
If it was anyone but Jimbo, PM me and I have one for you.
If it was just Jimbo, send Hank his box, then we'll talk. :p
[/QUOTE]
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[quote name='gunm']Every once in a great while when someone here mentions a GAF thread, I will go look at it. The folks there seem like any other board on the Internetz, so I don't understand why all the hoops/hoopla surrounding getting registered there.

That teenage dude with the purple blouse and nice little rack that Crotch is skeeting over is kind of hawt though...[/QUOTE]

GAF actually *discusses* videogames, which is why I post over there a lot. CAG is a wasteland where I stick to my safe zones of GGT and OTT. I almost never wander outside either thread. On GAF, I can find a game that's active and usually get in a good discussion about it with people who actually play it and like/dislike it.

GAF also has a lot of accounts where it's people from development teams or somewhere in the actual industry, so sometimes you get the opportunity to really provide feedback (see: Uncharted 3 aiming complaints, ND bringing GAFers into their offices to test and provide feedback before the patch was certified and went live).

Third, GAF has active communities for a game -- I've wandered into the fighting game thread, but it's hard to get any sort of game night going, it seems. Through GAF I've gotten into various fighting game chatrooms on PSN and there's a really cool chick (Kadey) who creates "GAF" lobbies (though anyone is welcome) and streams the new/hot fighting games . I'm actually watching now: http://www.twitch.tv/kadeybaybe#/w/...t=&utm_source=20110913en&utm_medium=cms_email
 
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