Ebay auctions for wife's chestal embiggening. First up: Alan Wake 360 faceplate.

If you want to read some terrible writing, check out my futile attempts at raising money for my wife's breast implant surgery. Say what you want about fake boobs (naturals are nice, I get it) but the prospect of fantasies fulfilled were too much for me to resist, hence the auctions. Thanks everyone and have a good one!


http://www.ebay.com/itm/221047398820?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

Dude. She kinda looks like that so this preview of the future makes me even more motivated. Yeah, that's the word:motivated. I'll just stick with that.