I've heard the Riddick games were actually pretty good, but sweet Jesus was the movie ever fucking awful. The plot, the dialogue, the mullets... hell, even the choice of actor for the main villain. Colm Feore is a good actor and all, but no human being should ever be able to say "I just saw the 15th Prime Minister of Canada beat up Vin Diesel in a fist fight".
Awesome lines, that Riddick is, awesome lines.
Expected out in 2013.
It's going to be fucking awful.
Are you trying to say Vin Diesel doesn't do his own stunts?
It was a trick question!