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#451 guinaevere   the incredible disappearing moderator Super Moderators   7459 Posts   Joined 12.2 Years Ago  

Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:04 PM

freaking pimon. i've never met you and I hate you intensely.
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#452 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   17783 Posts   Joined 8.0 Years Ago  

Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:08 PM

Back to that Starcraft crap.

Is the matchmaking really broken? I mean, I don't want to play for cereal but I don't want to get wreaked either and I don't want to play against the whack AI cuz it's whack.

Should I just continue to not care about wanting to play any kind of Starcraft ever?

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#453 The Crotch   There are ten sticks of dynamite waiting for you. CAGiversary!   14849 Posts   Joined 10.1 Years Ago  

Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:11 PM

Who ever said matchmaking was broken?

Also, what's a "pimon"?

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#454 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   17783 Posts   Joined 8.0 Years Ago  

Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:12 PM

The dude in the last post of your Starcraft thread.

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#455 The Crotch   There are ten sticks of dynamite waiting for you. CAGiversary!   14849 Posts   Joined 10.1 Years Ago  

Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:17 PM

Oh. Well, having never been in the bronze league, I really couldn't say what the percentage of it is shitty players and what percentage of it is decent players that just tanked their MMR to Fuck around in bronze. But even if you do end up in bronze, I can guarantee you that there are enough shitty players or Gheeds or whatever down at the bottom to raise your MMR to the point where you'll pretty much never see any higher-level players bottom-feeding.

So... yeah, the matchmaking is fine.

EDIT: Gheed is a fairly infamous SC2 ladder player - can't remember how good he actually was, but Not Godawful - who tanked his MMR down to the lowest of the low so that he could worker rush every single game and record the results. He won a surprisingly large amount of games and angered a surprisingly large amount of people. He has an awesome series of blogs on TL.net.

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#456 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   17783 Posts   Joined 8.0 Years Ago  

Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:18 PM

What's a Gheed?

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#457 The Crotch   There are ten sticks of dynamite waiting for you. CAGiversary!   14849 Posts   Joined 10.1 Years Ago  

Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:24 PM

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#458 hankmecrankme   Drunken Jesus CAGiversary!   17424 Posts   Joined 13.0 Years Ago  

hankmecrankme

Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:31 PM

Fuck yeah, steaks. Then more mayhem in Sleeping Dawgs, dawg.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#459 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   17783 Posts   Joined 8.0 Years Ago  

Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:31 PM

...yeah you're going to have to explain that with words.

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#460 The Crotch   There are ten sticks of dynamite waiting for you. CAGiversary!   14849 Posts   Joined 10.1 Years Ago  

Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:36 PM

EDIT: Gheed is a fairly infamous SC2 ladder player - can't remember how good he actually was, but Not Godawful - who tanked his MMR down to the lowest of the low so that he could worker rush every single game and record the results. He won a surprisingly large amount of games and angered a surprisingly large amount of people. He has an awesome series of blogs on TL.net.

MMR is your matchmaker ranking. Or rating. Or whatever the Fuck. It's the hidden number that goes up and down depending on your performance that determines what range of players you will meet on the ladder.

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#461 guinaevere   the incredible disappearing moderator Super Moderators   7459 Posts   Joined 12.2 Years Ago  

Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:43 PM

crotch, pimon is a named skag in borderlands 2 who is part of a challenge. he has yet to spawn in my game, despite many hours of farming.

edit- sorry. pimon is a stalker, tumba is the skag. tumba will spawn about 30% of the time for me. but he's worthless without pimon.
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#462 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   17783 Posts   Joined 8.0 Years Ago  

Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:44 PM

Why...why does that work?

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#463 The Crotch   There are ten sticks of dynamite waiting for you. CAGiversary!   14849 Posts   Joined 10.1 Years Ago  

Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:53 PM

Why...why does that work?

That particular abyss is deep and dark as any I've encountered. If you want to stare, I suggest you start here.

crotch, pimon is a named skag in borderlands 2 who is part of a challenge. he has yet to spawn in my game, despite many hours of farming.

edit- sorry. pimon is a stalker, tumba is the skag. tumba will spawn about 30% of the time for me. but he's worthless without pimon.

Stalkers are The Worst Thing, anyway. God damn I hated those things.

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#464 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   17783 Posts   Joined 8.0 Years Ago  

Posted 06 January 2013 - 11:15 PM

That particular abyss is deep and dark as any I've encountered. If you want to stare, I suggest you start here.


That's...that's so fuckin stupid.

And people play this game in a professional setting?

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#465 The Crotch   There are ten sticks of dynamite waiting for you. CAGiversary!   14849 Posts   Joined 10.1 Years Ago  

Posted 06 January 2013 - 11:25 PM

That's...that's so fuckin stupid.

And people play this game in a professional setting?

My favourite bit is from part three:

I would use the portrait of Dr. Ariel Hanson until the Dark Voice is obtained, so as to disguise my number of wins from my opponent. I noticed that it became easy to detect enemy worker rushers because they would use portraits that were rewards for 250+ games.

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I… may need to amend this clause.




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#466 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   17783 Posts   Joined 8.0 Years Ago  

Posted 06 January 2013 - 11:28 PM

Are actual games of Starcraft as entertaining as reading those blog post?

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#467 luxuria   Memories of You CAGiversary!   5625 Posts   Joined 5.8 Years Ago  

Posted 06 January 2013 - 11:49 PM

That particular abyss is deep and dark as any I've encountered. If you want to stare, I suggest you start here.

Stalkers are The Worst Thing, anyway. God damn I hated those things.


You had me at boxxybabee.

#468 The Crotch   There are ten sticks of dynamite waiting for you. CAGiversary!   14849 Posts   Joined 10.1 Years Ago  

Posted 06 January 2013 - 11:53 PM

I've got to give the edge to the Gheed blogs, if only because the third one reminds me of this Onion video:


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#469 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   17783 Posts   Joined 8.0 Years Ago  

Posted 06 January 2013 - 11:55 PM

It's like Whoknows talking to himself

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I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#470 hankmecrankme   Drunken Jesus CAGiversary!   17424 Posts   Joined 13.0 Years Ago  

hankmecrankme

Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:00 AM

Agreed.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#471 panzerfaust  

panzerfaust

Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:05 AM

crotch beat spec ops i need to vent

#472 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   17783 Posts   Joined 8.0 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:07 AM

This is now my favorite game ever.



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If I don't get a million dollars in unmarked bills and a Cessna with enough fuel to get to Cuba, you better bet your ass that I'm gonna float over here and wait for you to kill me. Just fucking try me.


I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#473 The Crotch   There are ten sticks of dynamite waiting for you. CAGiversary!   14849 Posts   Joined 10.1 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:16 AM

crotch beat spec ops i need to vent

But... but first I need to download and install Spec Ops...

You played Hotline Miami first, right? I think I wanna go straight from Spec Ops to that to see if we have opposite impressions of the two games.

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#474 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   17783 Posts   Joined 8.0 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:19 AM

How long does Spec Ops take to beat? I've heard 8 hours and that feels like too much time to devote to a mediocre shooter, regardless of what happens in the story.

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#475 The Crotch   There are ten sticks of dynamite waiting for you. CAGiversary!   14849 Posts   Joined 10.1 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:26 AM

I've heard 8 hours and that feels like too much time to devote to a mediocre shooter, regardless of what happens in the story.

Hope you never played Mass Effect, then.

Spoiler

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#476 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   17783 Posts   Joined 8.0 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:28 AM

Silly Crotch, that's a RPG.

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#477 panzerfaust  

panzerfaust

Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:35 AM

i dont think it's possible to dislike hotline miami.

#478 hankmecrankme   Drunken Jesus CAGiversary!   17424 Posts   Joined 13.0 Years Ago  

hankmecrankme

Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:53 AM

Hotline Miami would've been amazing 20 years ago. Shit would've been banned everywhere.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#479 CaptainJoel   Justice Lord CAGiversary!   14902 Posts   Joined 7.2 Years Ago  

CaptainJoel

Posted 07 January 2013 - 12:59 AM

Thanks for the Bad Rats, Uraizen <3

#480 BlueScrote   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   4858 Posts   Joined 9.2 Years Ago  

BlueScrote

Posted 07 January 2013 - 01:50 AM

Started AC3 tonight. I'm not really feeling it though. Something just feels..off.