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It's been over 5 years, and y'all are boring characters now. Story is lame. Shit's stale. :nottalking:

We need to Michael Bay shit up in here. More explosions, more attractive people. More excitement. More giant ass robots. You know the drill.

New members must pass the Joel test. That is, he's going to break into your house without being caught, hide a crate of dildos in your closet, and leave.
 
[quote name='Indignate']You shouldn't make references that only you get.[/QUOTE]
That particular problem is in your power to solve.
 
[quote name='The Crotch']That particular problem is in your power to solve.[/QUOTE]

But you said you'd buy us all Planescape Torment as Christmas presents.

Goddamn liar. :nottalking:

. . .Or did you say Planetside 2? I don't remember.
 
No but srsly, Vassal tomorrow? CAH or BSG?[quote name='Indignate']I'm not sure if you want me to play that game or not.

You're such a tease.[/QUOTE]
Didn't you say you'd tried starting it before once? Or was that some other IE game?
[quote name='hankmecrankme']But you said you'd buy us all Planescape Torment as Christmas presents.

Goddamn liar. :nottalking:

. . .Or did you say Planetside 2? I don't remember.[/QUOTE]
That wouldn't be fair to Frost, who refuses to play anything not sold via Steam.
 
[quote name='Indignate']Oh, there's more info in the OP now. And the thread title changed.

Weird.[/QUOTE]

The only thing that's changed is you. :cry:

And Zacky, RIP. Choked to death while trying to eat 3 Big Macs at once.
 
Poor Zacky, he was like a candle in the wind. . . :cry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoOhnrjdYOc

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Wait, if we reboot, does that mean he starts posting again?

[quote name='The Crotch']No but srsly, Vassal tomorrow? CAH or BSG?[/QUOTE]

I'll do the first, but probably not the second.

[quote name='The Crotch']Didn't you say you'd tried starting it before once? Or was that some other IE game?[/QUOTE]

Baldur's Gate.
 
The first Baldur's Gate is... Well, as Bioware's first-ever RPG and second-ever game, it was pretty fucking amazing. But it aged terribly, whereas the other IE games just aged poorly.

Yes panzerfaust, I know what you think about games "aging poorly" and "aging well"; shut up, poop-head. Still downloading Spec Ops.

EDIT:[quote name='Indignate']Wait, if we reboot, does that mean he starts posting again?[/QUOTE]
Maybe he can be our Starbuck?

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Zeki Younis 7:07 pm
oh
so you're talking to crotch
go ahead.
i dont even care

Zeki Younis 7:10 pm
good
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Zeki Younis 7:15 pm
im drinking pepsi with a crazy straw

Zeki Younis 7:15 pm
I DONT NEED YOU
 
I liked Ezio's story line thing.

Maybe I just liked his character, I don't know.
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I did too. I don't think anyone really likes the over arching storyline. It's just convoluted so they can pull whatever they want out of their asses.


Also, Assassin's Creed 3 just trolled me hard.
 
[quote name='The Crotch']
Maybe he can be our Starbuck?[/QUOTE]

Hold the fuckin phone! So he'll go from being a hairy ass fat guy into being a attractive ass fit woman?

I'm totally with this idea.
 
He might not be so down with it...[quote name='A hairy ass fat guy']
There was a time – I know I was there – when men were men, women were
women and sometimes a cigar was just a good smoke. But 40 years of
feminism have taken their toll. The war against masculinity has been
won. Everything has turned into its opposite, so that what was once
flirting and smoking is now sexual harassment and criminal. And
everyone is more lonely and miserable as a result.

One can quickly surmise what a problem the original Starbuck created
for the re-imaginators. Starbuck was all charm and humour and
flirting without an angry bone in his womanising body. Yes, he was
definitely `female driven', but not in the politically correct ways
of Re-imagined Television. What to do, wondered the Re-imaginators?
Keep him as he was, with a twinkle in his eye, a stogie in his mouth,
a girl in every galaxy? This could not be. He would stick out like,
well like a jock strap in a drawer of thongs. Starbuck refused to be
re-imagined. It became the Great Dilemma. How to have your Starbuck
and delete him too?

I'm not sure if a cigar in the mouth of Stardoe resonates in the same
way it did in the mouth of Starbuck. Perhaps. Perhaps it "resonates"
more. Perhaps that's the point. I'm not sure. What I am sure of is
this…

Women are from Venus. Men are from Mars. Hamlet does not scan as
Hamletta. Nor does Han Solo as Han Sally. Faceman is not the same as
Facewoman. Nor does a Stardoe a Starbuck make. Men hand out cigars.
Women `hand out' babies. And thus the world, for thousands of years,
has gone round.[/quote]
 
[quote name='GUNNM']I got WC 3 battlechest I can finally play DOTA[/QUOTE]

Play through the campaigns, They still hold up today (then again there hasn't been much advancement in RTS since WC3 (company of heroes -> Dawn of War 1/2, and that's about it).
 
[quote name='BlueScrote']I did too. I don't think anyone really likes the over arching storyline. It's just convoluted so they can pull whatever they want out of their asses.


Also, Assassin's Creed 3 just trolled me hard.[/QUOTE]
Connor sucks and not interesting. I couldn't give a shit what happened to his indian tribe and for a game that touts an open world it sure was a boring open world. RDR still remains the best open world game I've ever played

I played one match or two matches of AC 3 MP it was much better than revelations but I'd rather play Halo 4 or GOW 3
[quote name='BlueScrote']Play through the campaigns, They still hold up today (then again there hasn't been much advancement in RTS since WC3 (company of heroes -> Dawn of War 1/2, and that's about it).[/QUOTE]

I played them way back when my computer couldn't even play DOTA it was so bad but now I have a much better computer so I get to experience a 10 year old game for the first time whenever BB ships my game
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Well, he died about as much as anyone in videogames dies. He's in Sony Smash Bros, silly.[/QUOTE]
he was in MK 9 before SSMBMRSSAS

I just saw the cutscene yeah he stapped himself with a huge sword and then crawled off to the ledge it seems.


RE6 was lacking in the punch the boulder QTE's
 
Played through the Omega DLC for ME3 over the past couple of days, and went back and beat the game again with the extended cut today.

Solid DLC, and I liked the extended ending better. Went with the
synthesis option this time, had destroyed the Reapers the first time through.

My new Panasonic Plasma gets delivered in the morning, so gaming will be light for a week or so while breaking it in.
 
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Start up Spec Ops and the very first thing you see is... the gamma settings?

If this is going to be the Spec Ops equivalent to Brazil's air ducts, this is going to be my new favourite game.
 
Okay, played some Spec Ops. Seems alright. Quit when the audio cut out during a cutscene, which seems to be a very common problem.
 
[quote name='distgfx']I'd like to nominate Josh's girlfriend.[/QUOTE]
I second this nod. Josh's girlfriend is not only the GGT member we need, but also the GGT member we deserve.

[quote name='The Crotch']No but srsly, Vassal tomorrow? CAH or BSG?[/QUOTE]
I vote CAH, but I'll be playing either way.
 
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