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#361 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16263 Posts   Joined 6.6 Years Ago  

Posted 11 January 2013 - 02:01 AM

Golf is stupid.

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#362 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16263 Posts   Joined 6.6 Years Ago  

Posted 11 January 2013 - 02:04 AM

JOEL!

Leda's in California.

I need your help.

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#363 weevles   No. CAGiversary!   17505 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

Posted 11 January 2013 - 02:29 AM

Joel will take her all to himself.



And make her gay.

#364 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16263 Posts   Joined 6.6 Years Ago  

Posted 11 January 2013 - 02:29 AM

I'm perfectly fine with that.

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#365 weevles   No. CAGiversary!   17505 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

Posted 11 January 2013 - 02:30 AM

You're a lesbian?

#366 j-cart   PAPER TRAILS on a mountain CAGiversary!   5539 Posts   Joined 5.6 Years Ago  

Posted 11 January 2013 - 02:30 AM

If helping you means she will no longer make youtube videos, then I can be of use.

#367 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16263 Posts   Joined 6.6 Years Ago  

Posted 11 January 2013 - 02:39 AM

You changed what you said.

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#368 weevles   No. CAGiversary!   17505 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

Posted 11 January 2013 - 02:39 AM

I said the same thing, but I made it clearer.

#369 BlueScrote   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   4821 Posts   Joined 7.8 Years Ago  

BlueScrote

Posted 11 January 2013 - 02:41 AM

awww man
haters on AC3? For real?

whatevs
prolly played with controller backwards


I disagree completely.

The Animus is one of the few reasons I actually like the AC franchise. It's definitely not because I like Ezio. If you just made a game that was AC2 -- the GTA:Renaissance Italy that it was -- and you took out the ridiculous plot twist ending and the reason for the conflict (racing templars to get the golden apple) I probably would have stopped playing halfway through.

Hell, the ending to AC2 had me dreaming of what sort of epicness the next AC game would bring... and instead of any of it, we got Brotherhood, where it was more of AC2 plus multiplayer. And then they continued to beat that cash cow with Revelations. When they finally said "oh, people are getting tired of this shit, let's do something new", we got AC3, which is still, as far as I can tell, more of the same in a different setting.

If you want to know what I was hoping for after AC2, I've put the gist of it in spoilers here:

Spoiler


I thought that sounded a hell of a lot more interesting and fun... but then again, I'm usually in the minority, liking games that people hate and hating games that the masses adore, so it probably would have been a financial failure for Ubisoft. :lol:


I have found it.

The person who enjoyed the plot of Assassin's Creed.

But how do I kill it?

Spoiler


360, but I'll replay it on PS3 at some point like I did on all the other games. Connor's only deeper if by deeper you mean dumb as Fuck. He's thick headed and ignores some of the most common sense shit ever. He makes so many shitty decisions during the game that totally took me out of it because I feel like a real person would not have made one of those decisions themselves. I know a lot of people dislike Ezio, but at least I know he wouldn't ever be stupid enough to think he could

Spoiler


AND YES THAT IS NECESSARY! When the homestead mission which I referenced happened it was during the endgame, between missions, so I was in New York. I never got any prompts to go back home. I continued with the main game instead of going alllllllll the way back to the homestead to check up on things. I didn't have a problem with the collectibles or any of that shit, I just had a problem with the fact that I missed some nice story bits because some fucktard decided to make the main story short by marking some nice moments off as side missions.


I haven't played AC3, so maybe it pulls some dumb shit, but AC2 didn't prompt you for new side missions, IIRC. Wait, did AC2 have side missions? It had all those assassinations I skipped and stuff, but I did the story to 100%... I suppose the tombs, maybe? But those you just had to watch for the icons and stuff...


The tombs were the only thing, really. The story was pretty much contained in itself. AC3 is different and puts a really large amount of its story into the side missions, which bothered the hell out of me. I got side missions every great once in a while when I'd be traveling through large areas, but they were never actually anything serious (stuff like find the bear in the green area) so I stopped searching out every side mission about 6 hours into the game. I suppose it's partially my fault for not going back home while I was in the end game, but still... I find it pretty unfuckingforgiveable.

Also, I still really wish AC3 had been the game that GameInformer had done that big story on when it was announced. That article said that Washington and Franklin played huge roles in the game, but that was not the case at all. Franklin was in that game for all of a half hour and G Dubs was barely a tertiary character.


The thing that bugged me the most was how shitty the horse was. I've played games like RDR and skyrim where your horse can do little things like a cross a river waist high or jump higher than 2 feet. I spent more time running through trees than using that shitty horse. I liked the hunting aspect they added but after that one tutorial of how to catch a rabbit with a zip line I never used it again.

At least AC 3 had some TIV value -- RE6 no one is offering anything for that game.


I actually hunted a lot. I was in the top 25% of the leaderboards for hunting after three or four hours, which means I either killed a Fuck ton of things (which I did) or that almost nobody hunts in that game. I hear you on the Horses sucking, though. That Paul Revere mission was some of the shittiest shit I've played this gen. A horse and AI not being able to cross a shin high creek is fucking ridiculous.


I know which part you're talking about. One of the co objectives or w/e its called was to not get spotted but that was almost impossible to do when the bridge is being guarded and the only way to get to the other side was 3 feet water.

My favorite weapon was that spear and rope that was very fun to use. I would yell GET OVER HERE whenever I used it.


Why are you guys talking about AC still? Just play MP and be done with it :P


Oh god, what have I done.

#370 weevles   No. CAGiversary!   17505 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

Posted 11 January 2013 - 02:43 AM

Damn that was a lot of words.

I just started AC3. Don't spoil it for me, man.

#371 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16263 Posts   Joined 6.6 Years Ago  

Posted 11 January 2013 - 02:43 AM

No, you indicated that she was going celebrate.

I'm totally fine with her going gay too though. As long as there's pics and videos.

Preferably on redtube.

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#372 GhostShark   The Drunken Whaler CAGiversary!   3143 Posts   Joined 5.2 Years Ago  

GhostShark

Posted 11 January 2013 - 02:47 AM

What is she celebrating?
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Stinging Death To All Enemies

#373 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16263 Posts   Joined 6.6 Years Ago  

Posted 11 January 2013 - 02:48 AM

Cuz she's a lesbian.

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#374 The Crotch   I was famous and I was powerful. CAGiversary!   14425 Posts   Joined 8.8 Years Ago  

Posted 11 January 2013 - 02:49 AM

Oh god, what have I done.

At least y'all didn't talk about fucking fighting games.

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#375 j-cart   PAPER TRAILS on a mountain CAGiversary!   5539 Posts   Joined 5.6 Years Ago  

Posted 11 January 2013 - 02:52 AM

Or Starcraft 2.

#376 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16263 Posts   Joined 6.6 Years Ago  

Posted 11 January 2013 - 03:00 AM

Or Leda.

...wait

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#377 Mega Man   SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT CAGiversary!   17087 Posts   Joined 5.5 Years Ago  

Posted 11 January 2013 - 03:09 AM

Leda is so 2012 I've moved on

#378 CaptainJoel   Where there's Smoke, there's Fire CAGiversary!   13949 Posts   Joined 5.8 Years Ago  

CaptainJoel

Posted 11 January 2013 - 03:57 AM

JOEL!

Leda's in California.

I need your help.

I can do this! Tell me what you want exactly and I can get this done, bro.

Joel will take her all to himself.



And make her gay.

You clearly are not aware of what I do to women ;)

I take 'em to Poundtown.

What is she celebrating?


The best thing for a woman to celebrate.

#379 weevles   No. CAGiversary!   17505 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

Posted 11 January 2013 - 05:06 AM

You clearly are not aware of what I do to women ;)

I take 'em to Poundtown.



Just because they won't sleep with you doesn't mean you can beat them up.

#380 CaptainJoel   Where there's Smoke, there's Fire CAGiversary!   13949 Posts   Joined 5.8 Years Ago  

CaptainJoel

Posted 11 January 2013 - 05:28 AM

Just because they won't sleep with you doesn't mean you can beat them up.

It's okay as long as I don't get caught.

#381 mrspicytacoman   Apply Ubik only as directed CAGiversary!   1884 Posts   Joined 4.0 Years Ago  

mrspicytacoman

Posted 11 January 2013 - 05:53 AM

I've just discovered a whole series of video game books
Based on Doom

Theres 5 of them

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Amazing

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#TrueGamer


#382 CaptainJoel   Where there's Smoke, there's Fire CAGiversary!   13949 Posts   Joined 5.8 Years Ago  

CaptainJoel

Posted 11 January 2013 - 05:56 AM

They're good reads, too.

#383 Mega Man   SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT CAGiversary!   17087 Posts   Joined 5.5 Years Ago  

Posted 11 January 2013 - 05:58 AM

Why did they never make a DOOM II movie? So many questions left unanswered at the end of 1.

#384 Jimbo Slice   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   7380 Posts   Joined 10.2 Years Ago  

Jimbo Slice

Posted 11 January 2013 - 06:22 AM

Oh Call of Duty.... I truly love / hate you.

Gamefly sent me Saints Row 3 (360) and Scribblenauts Unlimited (Wii U). Anyone have estimates on time it takes to complete either of those?

#385 weevles   No. CAGiversary!   17505 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

Posted 11 January 2013 - 06:24 AM

It's okay as long as I don't get caught.



Ok.

#386 corrosivefrost   I created this world and you can't keep me here. CAGiversary!   39428 Posts   Joined 9.8 Years Ago  

corrosivefrost

Posted 11 January 2013 - 06:41 AM

Oh Call of Duty.... I truly love / hate you.

Gamefly sent me Saints Row 3 (360) and Scribblenauts Unlimited (Wii U). Anyone have estimates on time it takes to complete either of those?


Saints Row 3 goes on forever. You will never complete it. You should have just grabbed a cheap used copy.

#387 weevles   No. CAGiversary!   17505 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

Posted 11 January 2013 - 07:09 AM

You can complete the main storyline of SR3 in about 10-11 hours, but that's just if you blow through the story. You can put over 100 hours into it if you want, and to me, it's the kind of game that's enjoyable enough where blowing through the story isn't the best idea.

#388 CaptainJoel   Where there's Smoke, there's Fire CAGiversary!   13949 Posts   Joined 5.8 Years Ago  

CaptainJoel

Posted 11 January 2013 - 07:16 AM

Gotta agree with Frosty and the gunm on this one. SR3 is a game you should take your sweet time on.

#389 JSP   Return to my Roots CAGiversary!   12015 Posts   Joined 7.9 Years Ago  

Posted 11 January 2013 - 08:23 AM

My favorite book is Gex: Enter the Gecko.
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where scoob


#390 The Crotch   I was famous and I was powerful. CAGiversary!   14425 Posts   Joined 8.8 Years Ago  

Posted 11 January 2013 - 08:30 AM


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