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#1471 KaneRobot   The Profit$ of Doom CAGiversary!   10552 Posts   Joined 16.7 Years Ago  

Posted 04 March 2015 - 06:36 PM

Big Brother Joey Uso?

 

Biff Bonzana?



#1472 Rigor Mortis  

Rigor Mortis

Posted 04 March 2015 - 06:38 PM

Let's not kid ourselves about the likelihood of where Joe's gonna be on the card.

 

Let's focus on the real question: what name are they gonna give him?

 

Before you start kidding yourselves, think about how much they love to own their IPs, and think about how fucking WORKED they got by CM Punk (he can easily carry his ring name and ring music anywhere he goes). They're gonna put something on Joe they can trademark.

 

Say good bye to Samoa Joe.

Say hello to: __________

The Maui Mauler.

The Big Kahuna.

Avery Gornstein Jr.

Triple H's friend "Mark"



#1473 Sigma   King of Strong Style CAGiversary!   4431 Posts   Joined 16.1 Years Ago  

Posted 04 March 2015 - 06:57 PM

Let's not kid ourselves about the likelihood of where Joe's gonna be on the card.

 

Let's focus on the real question: what name are they gonna give him?

 

Before you start kidding yourselves, think about how much they love to own their IPs, and think about how fucking WORKED they got by CM Punk (he can easily carry his ring name and ring music anywhere he goes). They're gonna put something on Joe they can trademark.

 

Say good bye to Samoa Joe.

Say hello to: __________

I think they should go with Scott Steiner's name for him, Sloppy Joe.

 

Joey Reigns or Jack Reigns, Roman's older brother who has always been jealous of all the attention his less talented younger brother gets. 



#1474 LoveLost   Snarf!!! CAGiversary!   718 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

Posted 04 March 2015 - 07:01 PM

Let's not kid ourselves about the likelihood of where Joe's gonna be on the card.

 

Let's focus on the real question: what name are they gonna give him?

 

Before you start kidding yourselves, think about how much they love to own their IPs, and think about how fucking WORKED they got by CM Punk (he can easily carry his ring name and ring music anywhere he goes). They're gonna put something on Joe they can trademark.

 

Say good bye to Samoa Joe.

Say hello to: __________

Cambodia Bob



#1475 KillerRamen   OMG Lilac PSP! CAGiversary!   3649 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

Posted 04 March 2015 - 07:07 PM

I like Joseph Reigns.

#1476 ludus   CAG Ultra Noob CAGiversary!   646 Posts   Joined 7.2 Years Ago  

Posted 04 March 2015 - 09:52 PM

Had no idea about Samoan Joe, I hope he does go right to the main roster. 



#1477 KaneRobot   The Profit$ of Doom CAGiversary!   10552 Posts   Joined 16.7 Years Ago  

Posted 04 March 2015 - 09:58 PM

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"We had this as the first dance at our wedding. Love you Stevie. -Mark x" 

"WHY DO I KEEP COMING BACK HERE???? AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" 

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#1478 MsMaroon  

Posted 04 March 2015 - 10:35 PM

I am actually looking forward to a new name for Samoa Joe. Ive never liked that name. It always just reminded me of Sumo Jo from the old N64 WCW games. I think it was Tenryus name in one of those games.

 

Joseph Reigns would be good, or even call him by his real name whatever that is.



#1479 Matt Young   Follow the buzzards CAGiversary!   15183 Posts   Joined 16.1 Years Ago  

Matt Young

Posted 04 March 2015 - 10:36 PM

Had no idea about Samoan Joe, I hope he does go right to the main roster.


There was actually a wrestler in Australia who worked as "Samoan Joe" long before Samoa Joe got into the business.

#1480 Sigma   King of Strong Style CAGiversary!   4431 Posts   Joined 16.1 Years Ago  

Posted 04 March 2015 - 10:44 PM

I am actually looking forward to a new name for Samoa Joe. Ive never liked that name. It always just reminded me of Sumo Jo from the old N64 WCW games. I think it was Tenryus name in one of those games.

 

Joseph Reigns would be good, or even call him by his real name whatever that is.

I don't know about his real name, Nuufolau Joel Senoa. I'm pretty sure he just goes by Joe though. 



#1481 bardockkun   Porn, Kitsch And Firearms CAGiversary!   14744 Posts   Joined 14.6 Years Ago  

bardockkun

Posted 05 March 2015 - 12:42 AM

Let's not kid ourselves about the likelihood of where Joe's gonna be on the card.
 
Let's focus on the real question: what name are they gonna give him?
 
Before you start kidding yourselves, think about how much they love to own their IPs, and think about how fucking WORKED they got by CM Punk (he can easily carry his ring name and ring music anywhere he goes). They're gonna put something on Joe they can trademark.
 
Say good bye to Samoa Joe.
Say hello to: __________

Me and my friend had the same discussion last night and settled on Umaga II.

#1482 Halo05   DJ Roomba CAGiversary!   7924 Posts   Joined 14.8 Years Ago  

Posted 05 March 2015 - 01:49 AM

They'll just use Regal's pronunciation.

 

"Youmanga"



#1483

Guest_Dick Tracy_*

Posted 05 March 2015 - 03:18 AM

I feel like Joe will skip NXT for two reasons

I stopped reading there.



#1484 neocisco   Changnesiac CAGiversary!   19265 Posts   Joined 16.1 Years Ago  

Posted 05 March 2015 - 03:27 AM

Say good bye to Samoa Joe.

Say hello to: __________

Bryan Danielson.



#1485 pitfallharry219  

pitfallharry219

Posted 05 March 2015 - 03:29 AM

Me and my friend had the same discussion last night and settled on Umaga II.

Twomaga?



#1486 bardockkun   Porn, Kitsch And Firearms CAGiversary!   14744 Posts   Joined 14.6 Years Ago  

bardockkun

Posted 05 March 2015 - 03:57 AM

Twomaga?

Or Undertaker "Dies" again and is reincarnated as Samoa Joe as Umagataker.



#1487

Guest_Dick Tracy_*

Posted 05 March 2015 - 05:26 AM

Joa Samoe



#1488 BigBob   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   93 Posts   Joined 12.0 Years Ago  

Posted 05 March 2015 - 05:39 AM

Samoa Joel.

#1489 xilly   Snozberries?! CAGiversary!   1058 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

Posted 05 March 2015 - 07:43 AM

I stopped reading there.

You should change your name back to whatever it was before you became a complete cocksucker.



#1490 CaseyRyback   Your New Nightmare! Super Moderators   24199 Posts   Joined 16.8 Years Ago  

CaseyRyback

Posted 05 March 2015 - 12:08 PM

Maybe he can be Samolian Joe and they can get Nash as his manager. They should just take a good idea from TNA.

#1491 mykevermin   Queen of Scotland CAGiversary!   37011 Posts   Joined 16.1 Years Ago  

Posted 05 March 2015 - 12:19 PM

You should change your name back to whatever it was before you became a complete cocksucker.

:lol:



#1492 benjamouth   Thanks Larry Davis for the sig !! CAGiversary!   7564 Posts   Joined 14.8 Years Ago  

benjamouth

Posted 05 March 2015 - 01:05 PM

I think Joe comes in as a 3rd Uso, either that or Gerald Littlepenny.



#1493 Matt Young   Follow the buzzards CAGiversary!   15183 Posts   Joined 16.1 Years Ago  

Matt Young

Posted 05 March 2015 - 02:20 PM

Twomaga?


Great minds think alike?

Spoiler


#1494 mykevermin   Queen of Scotland CAGiversary!   37011 Posts   Joined 16.1 Years Ago  

Posted 05 March 2015 - 05:16 PM

Sasha Banks and Charlotte fuckin' killed it on NXT last night.


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#1495 Dr. Venkman   Disposable Assassin CAGiversary!   776 Posts   Joined 10.7 Years Ago  

Dr. Venkman

Posted 05 March 2015 - 06:06 PM

Judas Fatu

Dominic Reigns

Jamal Kahuna

Turd Ferguson

Big McLarge Huge



#1496 tonyvx  

Posted 05 March 2015 - 06:12 PM

They're bringing Joe in solely as the Gilberg to Roman Reign's Goldberg. His brilliant heel advisory of the month will bring in a fat samoan who is fat and can wrestle better than him even though he's fat.

Did I mention he's fat? It'll be funny, because's he's fat! -VKM, 2015



#1497 msuchancey   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   17 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

msuchancey

Posted 05 March 2015 - 06:40 PM

Killer Joe

 

Bring him to the main show and have him destroy Cena for a while.  Of course, we know how that will all end up, but at least it would be someone new.



#1498 Matt Young   Follow the buzzards CAGiversary!   15183 Posts   Joined 16.1 Years Ago  

Matt Young

Posted 05 March 2015 - 06:57 PM



#1499 JP   Member of the Ravens Nation! Trade-in Value Team   8102 Posts   Joined 12.9 Years Ago  

Posted 05 March 2015 - 07:39 PM

Maybe I'm just evil but I was just waiting for him to screw up and crack her head on that diving board on that piledriver.



#1500

Guest_Dick Tracy_*

Posted 06 March 2015 - 01:05 AM



You should change your name back to whatever it was before you became a complete cocksucker.

If you read my post, clenched your fat, sweaty fists and thought, "What a cocksucker!" then I feel bad for you.

 

If you thought I was a cocksucker because you Joe is going to be on the main roster, I don't know what to tell you.  It's pretty obvious, but by doing so, WWE would be putting TNA over, saying that anyone from their roster is good enough to be on RAW or Smackdown.

 

If you were just looking for a delayed opportunity to try to shit on me for making fun of you a few months back for being older than 25 years-old and wearing WWE apparel on the daily while typing shit nobody (NOBODY) reads on a nickel-a-dozen Wordpress, then I understand where you're coming from.  Keep in mind, that last time, I simply stated that Daniel Bryan looks like a Wholefoods customer, and you went into WWE Defender Mode.