Merry Christmas

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Merry Christmas everyone, even you Godless Liberals who tend to forget Jesus is the reason for the season.

Let's try to have peace with one another and be like brothers for the day.

Even though I may come off as an asshole who will not give up on the Confederacy, I enjoy the entertainment you all provide to me.

Thanks everyone, I will see you next year!

 
You're still my favorite parody account. I'm convinced you're too articulate to actually hold the values you claim to hold. Ya see, slidecage I get, but you, you're bluffin' us all.
 
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Looks like Starbucks is persecuting Christians by releasing these minimalist Christmas cups.

This is a huge outrage according to White people.

 
My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says how important it is to properly observe his birthday and lays down rules for what the paper coffee cups should look like.
 
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My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says how important it is to properly observe his birthday and lays down rules for what the paper coffee cups should look like.
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Haha, right? Let alone how they glossed over the fact that the cups only ever recognized commercial Christmas. Snowflakes, trees, and candy canes also have nothing to do with Jesus.

These are the same people who try to claim kids "aren't allowed" to pray in school anymore. And that's 100% not true. Schools still have a moment of silence every morning.

But of course, what these people say and what they mean are two totally different things. What they actually mean is "We can't force every student in school to say our prayers anymore." But they won't say that out loud. They just hope we're too dumb to figure it out.

Same thing with the cups. They don't want the snowflakes either. They want more than that.
 
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