Hey, DDF moved on to 1up.com..

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..and he's there to say that Conker sucks.

http://www.1up.com/do/reviewPage?cId=3141575

This review score is ABSURD!!
Reviewer: DenisDuckFat , 06/20/2005
SCORE: 1
It should be at least 7.5 points lower. Rare Dude1"Hey guys, what say we take a horrible game from the N64 and make it horrible again, and then just try to make good looking graphics?" Rare Dude2"Sure, why not? We suck at making games!" Rare Dude1"True that!" Rare Dude2"Time to get back to working ...
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Poor DenisDuckFat
Reviewer:dreamcube , 06/21/2005
SCORE: 10
Poor DenisDuckFat, he can't play the game because he's not old enough and his mommy wont let him play it, maybe in 10 years when your 17 you can play it....
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edit: He registered in June 2004.. so.. it's possible that this is insanely old.. but it's funny that he popped in to say Conker sucks.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']:lol: Nice. I see that they don't feel much differently than we did.[/QUOTE]

Maybe that will clue him in.

No, it won't.
 
[quote name='DDF']God of War - The newly overrated flavour of the DUM. Here's an idea, Make a game with ancient grecian element that doesn't suck.[/QUOTE] :lol:

[quote name='DDF']From the dawn of time, certain things have been overrated -- beef, ambititon, confidence, the sun. The sun is a great example. Whenever it's not sunny, people are always clamoring for the sun. But you know what? The sun gives you cancer. You know that if i gave people cancer, no one would like me. Sheesh, I DON'T give people cancer and still no one likes me. But the sun gets a free pass. Why? 'Cause people are stupid. Like the girfriend who clings to the guy that beats her, people love the sun when it's just a jerk.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

Yeah, the sun is an abusive ass. Hahaha.
 
[quote name='DDF']Whenever it's not sunny, people are always clamoring for the sun. But you know what? The sun gives you cancer. You know that if i gave people cancer, no one would like me. But the sun gets a free pass. Why? 'Cause people are stupid.[/QUOTE]

I've been saying this for years now...nearly word for word. Damned giant contemptible ball of gas. Heh, the sun BTW...not DDF. Wait, actually...:whistle2:k
 
I do actually share his disgust for the Sun. Hopefully one day Mr. Burns, DDF and I can work together to eliminate that damn thing once and for all.
 
The responses to his review make me remember why I want him to start posting here again...I love how these faceless people get all worked up over one thing someone says.
 
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