"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no leopards - for I am the baddest motherer in the motherland."- paraphrased from General George S. Patton by me.
Good grief.... how hard do you have to pull to rip out a freakin' tongue? I mean... seriously... think about how hard it would be to RIP the tongue out of your own mouth, then imagining upping that to rip one out of a leopard...
If he had a machete in his hand, why did he drop it and put his hand in the leopard's mouth??? I'd have just chopped his head off, or hurt him bad with it at least
[quote name='crazyboxer12']If he had a machete in his hand, why did he drop it and put his hand in the leopard's mouth??? I'd have just chopped his head off, or hurt him bad with it at least[/QUOTE]
I can't help but wonder the same. I think jmcc's interpolation is the most reasonable answer we'll get as to why he dropped the thing that's designed to cut other things in favor of using his bare-ing-hands.
[quote name='Ledhed']I can't help but wonder the same. I think jmcc's interpolation is the most reasonable answer we'll get as to why he dropped the thing that's designed to cut other things in favor of using his bare-ing-hands.
Either way, I think Maddox's A Tribute to Real Men needs a most-deserved update.[/QUOTE]
thats what htey want you to think... what really happened is the guy got his hand cut while inside doing osme housework.. he walks outside to see that a neighbor killed a leopard with a machete, so he runs up and pulls its tongue out.. then some little kid walked bye and saw it and told it his way.... FOOLS
The leopard sank its teeth into the farmer's wrist and mauled him with its claws. "A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me: 'Dude, drop the machete and rip out it's tongue. That would be cool, huh huh huh.' I obeyed," M'Mburugu said.
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Am I the only one who thinks a leopard deserves life more than a 73 year old man, no matter what his level of badassity? :lol:[/QUOTE]
Well, obviously he was a healthy and strapping 73, so maybe he's still all good. Once he needs a electric mart-kart though, I'm letting the leopard win.
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Well, obviously he was a healthy and strapping 73, so maybe he's still all good. Once he needs a electric mart-kart though, I'm letting the leopard win.[/QUOTE]
Well, he is hearing voices. Dangerous voices that tell him to do things like drop his machete when there's A ING LEOPARD ATTACKING HIM!
Seems to me that he's a danger to himself and those around him. :lol: