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CAGiversary!
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10 YEARS! 10 fuckING YEARS OF CAG HOCKEY!!!

​Yes, can you believe it? The CAG Hockey Team has been together for an entire decade! Well, technically, the 10th anniversary won't be until September 2018, since most anniversaries are celebrated at completion. But reaching completion prematurely is what we're all about, so why not celebrate early?

NHL 18 marks our 10th game playing together as a team. Naturally, we have a set group of people who have played together for a very long time, but if you want to play with us, seriously, just sign on and play with us. As long as you're not some tard who pisses everybody off, you'll be fine. Basically, just don't play like the AI.

Webpage
Ha...haha...webpage. Yeah, believe it or not, this game used to actually have features.

Roster
Number | CAG Name | XBL Gamertag | Skater Name | Preferred Position | Hockey Card
#1 | DarkTower80 | DarkTower80 | BendOverFor TheButtSex | LW/RD | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#2 | Vulcan2422 | Vulcan7905 | Dover Harde | RD/RW | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#9 | TheN8torious | TheN8torious | FirstTime SurpriseAnal | C/LD/LW | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#21 | moojuice | moojuiced | PANDICK AT THE DISCO | LD/G | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#71 | jza1218 | statnut28 | DR HORSESEMIN | RW/C | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#? | AttackingMVP | AttackingMVP | Anita ChubChub | RW

***IMPORTANT***
One thing that we strongly recommend is that you do not use the "Be a Pro" or "Action" camera types. While these angles can be exciting for single player modes, they do a poor job of showing you the ice and which teammates may be open (especially players behind you). Since we strive to play strong team hockey and get everyone involved, it makes sense to be able to see the entire zone as you play. The CAG team advises that you use the "Ice", "Classic", or even "Overhead" cameras.

When We Play
Our official CAG Hockey Nights have fluctuated a bit the past couple years, but you can almost always find us on Friday nights (occasionally Saturday too). We usually start around 10 PM EST and end in the wee hours of the morning. These hockey nights can be filled with ranked games against other EASHL clubs, team practices to improve on basic skills and fundamentals, or even intrasquad games to compete against each other. There are also other random times throughout the week that we play, but Friday night is when you'll always find the team. If you'd like to play, please feel free to join us! If you'd like your information posted on the team roster, please see the "How to Sign Up" section below. See you on the ice!

How To Sign Up
Keep in mind, we have official weekly Hockey Nights on Fridays from 10PM EST - UNTIL (usually 1-2AM EST), and do play other random times as well. The more time you put into the team, the better we'll be and the more you'll get out of it.

If you're interested in taking part in these fun and awesome community gatherings, just find the team in the game (search...um...well, we change teams a lot. Add us as a friend and search clubs by friends), and send a join request. And be sure to post in the thread and include the following information:
Number | CAG Name | XBL Gamertag | Skater Name | Preferred Position

[customspoiler='2016-2017 Ausfahrt Banditos/We Got Robbed/The Herpening/Menage A Rob']
CAG Thread
https://www.cheapassgamer.com/topic/358014-official-nhl-17-discussioncag-team-thread-ausfahrt-banditos-the-res-erection/

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Club History
It's that time again. Adorned in majestic custom uniforms of soft shit brown and glistening neon, the Banditos rise from their dutch ovens. What's better than an erection? A res-erection.

9 years! We are about to embark on CAG Hockey's 9th year of existence! That's amazing...without question the longest running gaming group on CAG. At some point, I think we need to start a Hall of Fame Shame.

Naturally, we have a set group of people who have played together for a long time, but if you want to play with us, seriously, just sign on and play with us. As long as you're not some tard who pisses everybody off, you'll be fine. Basically, just don't play like the AI.

Webpage
Ha...haha...webpage. Yeah, believe it or not, this game used to actually have features.

Roster
Number | CAG Name | XBL Gamertag | Skater Name | Preferred Position | Hockey Card
#1 | DarkTower80 | DarkTower80 | BendOverFor TheButtSex | LW/RD | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#2 | Vulcan2422 | Vulcan7905 | Dover Harde | RD/RW | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#9 | TheN8torious | TheN8torious | FirstTime SurpriseAnal | C/LD/LW | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#21 | moojuice | moojuiced | PANDICK AT THE DISCO | LD/G | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#71 | jza1218 | statnut28 | DR HORSESEMIN | RW/C | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#? | AttackingMVP | AttackingMVP | Anita ChubChub | RW

***IMPORTANT***
One thing that we strongly recommend is that you do not use the "Be a Pro" or "Action" camera types. While these angles can be exciting for single player modes, they do a poor job of showing you the ice and which teammates may be open (especially players behind you). Since we strive to play strong team hockey and get everyone involved, it makes sense to be able to see the entire zone as you play. The CAG team advises that you use the "Ice", "Classic", or even "Overhead" cameras.

When We Play
Our official CAG Hockey Nights have fluctuated a bit the past couple years, but you can almost always find us on Friday nights (occasionally Saturday too). We usually start around 10 PM EST and end in the wee hours of the morning. These hockey nights can be filled with ranked games against other EASHL clubs, team practices to improve on basic skills and fundamentals, or even intrasquad games to compete against each other. There are also other random times throughout the week that we play, but Friday night is when you'll always find the team. If you'd like to play, please feel free to join us! If you'd like your information posted on the team roster, please see the "How to Sign Up" section below. See you on the ice!

How To Sign Up
Keep in mind, we have official weekly Hockey Nights on Fridays from 10PM EST - UNTIL (usually 1-2AM EST), and do play other random times as well. The more time you put into the team, the better we'll be and the more you'll get out of it.

If you're interested in taking part in these fun and awesome community gatherings, just find the team in the game (search..."Ausfahrt"), and send a join request. And be sure to post in the thread and include the following information:
Number | CAG Name | XBL Gamertag | Skater Name | Preferred Position[/customspoiler]

[customspoiler='2015-2016 Hershey Nuggets/Our GM Is On Vacation/Khum Dhan']
CAG Thread
https://www.cheapassgamer.com/topic/348931-official-nhl-16-discussioncag-team-thread-eashl-is-back-join-the-hershey-nuggets/

A Little Sweet, A Little Shitty: EA NHL
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnVLe7RKlYg[/youtube]

Club History
I mean, really. I think we're a common law gay marriage at this point (let that blow your mind, Kim Davis). The CAG Hockey team is about to start its 8th year of play together! 8 YEARS!

Naturally, we have a set group of people who have played together for a long time, but we always welcome people who are dedicated to the game and want to learn how to play right. The truth is, we don't always have 5 people online. So, there is often at least one spot open for people who want to play within a team unit. And with as pathetic as the AI can often play, we would definitely welcome people who want to play the game the right way.

Webpage
I'd say "Coming Soon", but who knows if EA even does these anymore.

Roster
Number | CAG Name | XBL Gamertag | Skater Name | Preferred Position | Hockey Card
#2 | Vulcan2422 | Vulcan7905 | Gary Russell | Right D | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#21 | moojuice | moojuiced | The Fajita Incident | Left Field (more like left out, m i rite) | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#24 | DarkTower80 | DarkTower80 | Corkey Buchek | Right Wing/Right Defenseman | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#37 l Matt Young l X Matt Young X l Matt Young l LD, but I'll try any spot [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#39 | n8rockerasu | n8rocker82 | Phallic Food | Center/Left Defenseman/Left Wing | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#71 | jza1218 | statnut28 | Amatuer Banner | LW | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#? | AttackingMVP | AttackingMVP | Anita ChubChub | RW
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[customspoiler='2013-2015 Flying Vegans/Ausfahrt Banditos/Headsets On Pants Off/Sausage Pinatas/Vegan Sausage Pinatas/Scissor Me Timbers']
CAG Thread
https://www.cheapassgamer.com/topic/307056-official-nhl-not-15-14-discussioncag-team-thread-headsets-on-pants-off-new-team/

NHL 15 is crap! EA has forsaken us! Screw odd numbers! #nhl14foreva!!!!
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*Well...we made it back to Division 3 with the Ausfahrt Banditos. Time to abandon the team and start anew...again...
Introducing....YOUR...CheapAssGamer.com....Flying...VEGANS!!!! AUSFAHRT BANDITOS!!!! Headsets On Pants Off!!!
The jokes just keep rolling and we keep rolling with them. Do you love the classic hockey movie The Mighty Ducks Sudden Death? Do you love vegetables tacos? If you answered yes to both of those questions, then this team is for you!

Club History
With an amazing streak unrivaled by any sports game community on CAG, this will be the team's 7TH YEAR of play! Yes, we pretty much have a set group of people who have been playing together for years, but as always, we welcome people who are dedicated to the game and want to learn how to play right. The truth is, we don't always have 5 people online. So, there is often at least one spot open for people who want to play within a team unit. And with as pathetic as the AI can often play, we would definitely welcome people who want to play the game the right way.

Webpage
http://www.easportsworld.com/en_US/clubs/NHL14XBX/2528/overview

Roster
Number | CAG Name | XBL Gamertag | Skater Name | Preferred Position | Hockey Card
#2 | Vulcan2422 | Vulcan7905 | Gary Russell | Right D | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#21 | moojuice | moojuiced | The Fajita Incident | Left Field (more like left out, m i rite) | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#24 | DarkTower80 | DarkTower80 | Corkey Buchek | Right Wing/Right Defenseman | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#39 | n8rockerasu | n8rocker82 | Phallic Food | Center/Left Defenseman/Left Wing | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#71 | jza1218 | statnut28 | Amatuer Banner | LW | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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[customspoiler='Good Player Builds']
2WF - Superstar 3 - http://pixelhockey.net/builder/p/tvqB78rj
2WF - Superstar 3 (with hitting) - http://pixelhockey.net/builder/p/f8zq8iXf
2WF - Legend 1 - http://pixelhockey.net/builder/p/FNP0HHpO

2WD - Superstar 3 (with hitting) - http://pixelhockey.net/builder/p/SV68BDxQ[/customspoiler][/customspoiler]

[customSPOILER='2012-2013 Canaderps']
CAG Thread
https://www.cheapassgamer.com/topic/293725-official-nhl-13-cag-hockey-team-find-us-online-we-are-the-canaderps/

Club History
Continuing our tradition of coming up with an "oh so clever" moniker for each year, we decided to call ourselves the Canaderps this year. This may give the appearance that we hate Canadians...and that's just entirely not true. We hate Canadians who beat us, lol.

Honestly, we just thought it was a funny expression, and we didn't get as much hate mail this past year, so we thought we could improve on that. This will be the team's 5TH YEAR of play! And as always, we welcome people who are dedicated to the game and want to learn how to play right. You too can be a Canaderp! Keep reading!

Webpage
http://www.easportsworld.com/en_US/clubs/402A0001/1136/overview

Roster
Number | CAG Name | XBL Gamertag | Skater Name | Preferred Position | Hockey Card
#2 | Vulcan2422 | Vulcan7905 | Gary Russell | Right D | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#21 | moojuice | moojuiced | Domingo Ayala | Left Field (more like left out, m i rite) | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#24 | DarkTower80 | DarkTower80 | Elite Banenr | Right Wing/Right Defenseman | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#39 | n8rockerasu | n8rocker82 | Pron Banner | Center/Left Defenseman/Left Wing | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#71 | jza1218 | statnut28 | Amatuer Banner | LW | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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[customSPOILER='2011-2012 Cheap Azz WifeBeaterz']
CAG Thread
https://www.cheapassgamer.com/topic/269058-official-nhl-12-cag-team-were-back-baby-wifebeaterz-on-parole/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGTSQj7WTP4
Warning: Video contains coarse language...thanks to some of the "fanmail" we received from our opponents.

Club History
Building off of more than one year of continuous play, and three years overall, the CAG hockey team has high hopes for its 4th season. After winning its first two championships (back to back) in club history this past season, and placing in the game's highest division multiple times, the team is primed for a dominant run this coming year. Our final record saw us place over 100 games over .500 and we finally pushed our goals for average higher than our goals against average. Yes, we take the game seriously. Why? Because getting your ass kicked just isn't very fun. If you disagree, you're welcome to challenge us at any time.

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Pro Finish - September 2011 / Pro Finish - October 2011 / Pro Finish - November 2011
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Pro Champs - November 2011 / Amateur Champs - December 2011 / Pro Finish - January 2012
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Pro Champs - January 2012 / Pro Finish - February 2012 / Pro Finish - March 2012
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Pro Finish - April 2012 / Pro Finish - May 2012 / Pro Finish - June 2012
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Pro Finish - August 2012

Webpage
http://www.easportsworld.com/en_US/clubs/502A0001/22905/overview

Sortable Player Stats
*stats for FO%, OFF, Give and Take may be skewed due to the inclusion of drop-in games toward your total
September 2011
October 2011
November 2011
December 2011/January 2012


Roster
Number | CAG Name | XBL Gamertag | Skater Name | Preferred Position | Hockey Card
#2 | Vulcan2422 | Vulcan7905 | Gary Gaga | Right D | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#9 | DestroVega | DestroVega | Don No Soul Simmons | Left Wing/Center | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#10 | KasterDB | KasterDB | Kieran Shaw | Anything, but prefer LD/RD
#21 | moojuice | moojuiced | Domingo Ayala | Left Field (more like left out, m i rite) | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#24 | DarkTower80 | DarkTower80 | Elite Banenr | Right Wing/Right Defenseman | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#37 l Matt Young l X Matt Young X l Matt Young l LD, but I'll try any spot [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#39 | n8rockerasu | n8rocker82 | Pron Banner | Center/Left Defenseman/Left Wing | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#71 | jza1218 | statnut28 | Amatuer Banner | LW | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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Inactive Roster (players who have not played in the past four weeks)
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#11 | Ltor | Ltor | Vanilla Pudding | LW/C | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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(It should be noted that we don't assign specific positions to people. Players are encouraged to learn multiple positions to maximize their value to the team and provide us with added flexibility. But stating your preferred position lets everyone know what you feel you're best at, not to mention, enjoy.) [/customSPOILER]
[customSPOILER='2010-2011 CheapyD All Stars']
CAG Thread
https://www.cheapassgamer.com/topic/238514-official-nhl-11-cag-team-cheapyd-all-stars-hockey-nights-tue-10e-fri-8e/

BACK 2 BACK!

March 2011, April 2011 Amateur Playoff Champions!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdLJDQV7aD0
2009-2010 CAG Hockey Team
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgeK5UeVcrY
That's right, folks! It's that time again! Welcome to the official thread for your CheapyD All Stars!

Club History
This will be the team's 3rd season of play, starting with a rollercoaster season in 2008-2009, a rocky start to the 2009-2010 season, but a very strong finish down the stretch that saw the team learn to work together and even eclipse the .500 mark. Looking to continue their progression toward greatness, the 2010-2011 CAG team is sure to be a powerhouse, hopefully having raised some banners by the time the season's over!

*End of Season Note: Mission accomplished!
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Pro Finish - October 2010 / Elite Finish - January 2011 / Amateur Champs - March 2011
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Amateur Champs - April 2011 / Pro Finish - June 2011 / Elite Finish - July 2011

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Elite Finish - September 2011 / Top 100 Elite Finish - September 2011


Webpage
http://www.easportsworld.com/en_US/clubs/562A0001/6036/overview

Sortable Player Stats
*stats for FO%, OFF, Give and Take may be skewed due to the inclusion of drop-in games toward your total
September 2010
October 2010
November 2010
December 2010
January 2011
February 2011
March 2011
April 2011
May 2011
June 2011
July 2011
August 2011
September 2011

Roster
Number | CAG Name | XBL Gamertag | Skater Name | Preferred Position | Hockey Card
#2 | Vulcan2422 | Vulcan7905 | Thehornay Butrocketer | Right D | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#9 | DestroVega | DestroVega | Duke Silver | Left Wing/Center | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#10 | KasterDB | KasterDB | Kieran Shaw | Anything, but prefer LD/RD
#11 | Ltor | Ltor | Vanilla Pudding | LW/C | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#21 | moojuice | moojuiced | Domingo Ayala | Left Field (more like left out, m i rite) | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#24 | DarkTower80 | DarkTower80 | Chesty McHooters | Right Wing/Right Defenseman | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#39 | n8rockerasu | n8rocker82 | Harry Chinballs | Center/Left Defenseman/Left Wing | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#71 | jza1218 | statnut28 | Robert Loggia | LW | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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Inactive Roster (players who have not played in the past four weeks)
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Number | CAG Name | XBL Gamertag | Skater Name | Preferred Position
#3 | Pure Apathy | Pure Apathy | Not sure | LW/LD
#5 | azngtlman | MsStinkyBotoms | *undecided* | Anything but Goalie
#6 | adawg555 | BigRedNY | Anthony Martinez | Right Defenseman
#7 | Chubacca | bumonkee | Hau Chu | W/LD
#8 | seasonalbrew | IRON Terps | Bob Woods | D
#9 | striker199 | sTRIKER1999 | Kyle Rivera | LW/RW or whatever is open
#13 | Gillums | Gillums | Jay Gillums | Center/Left Wing
#15 | iamthekiller | emdkay | thatswhat shesaid | Center
#16 | Regian | Regian | Shaun Uno Seis | Right Defenseman
#20 | Wiz2020 | Demeo20 | Mark Demeo | LD or RD
#23 | Droogs | DroogsDontRun | Paul Reubens | Defense
#24 | supra97 | gsxroo7 | Colonel Angus | any position except Goalie
#25 | FrankySox | FrankySox | Michael Scofield | RW
#37 | Matt Young | X Matt Young X | Filthyqueer Wienerlover | Anything but goalie, really. | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#41 | Panther1484 | ShadyMarino | Shady Marino | LW/G | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#41 | iambeaker | iambeaker | *Undecided...Not Sure | RW or RD
#44 | ajh2298 | ajh2298 | Anthony Handlovitch | Left Wing
#77 | Lokki | Deathtrip07 | Evgeni Crosby | Right Defenseman
#85 | SeanAmI | S3anami | Turtle Power | The Batman Position | [customSPOILER='Hockey Card']
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#93 | Slickkill77 | NinjaPenguin777 | Alex Foster | Left Defense, Left Wing, Goalie [/customSPOILER]

(It should be noted that we don't assign specific positions to people. Players are encouraged to learn multiple positions to maximize their value to the team and provide us with added flexibility. But stating your preferred position lets everyone know what you feel you're best at, not to mention, enjoy.) [/customSPOILER]

[customSPOILER='2009-2010 CheapyD All Stars']
CAG Thread
https://www.cheapassgamer.com/topic/192878-official-nhl-10-cag-team-reboot-cheapyd-all-stars-hockey-night-fridays-8-12-est

Webpage
http://www.easportsworld.com/en_US/clubs/762A0001/104921/overview

Roster
Number | CAG Name | XBL Gamertag | Skater Name | Preferred Position
#9 | DestroVega | DestroVega | Abe Froman | Left Wing/Center
#9 | striker199 | sTRIKER1999 | Kyle Rivera | LW/RW
#10 | KasterDB | KasterDB | Kieran Shaw | Right Wing/Left Wing
#11 | ChunkyB | ChunkyBasty | Cole Duke | Right Wing/Left Wing
#14 | SeanAmI | S3anAmI | Trip Inurma | Right Wing
#15 | taloncarde | talonunt | ?? | Right Wing
#16 | Regian | Regian | Shaun Uno Seis | Right Defenseman
#21 | Kazo | SG Kazo | Jay Willis | Left Defenseman/Left Wing
#21 | moojuice | moojuiced | Explosive Diarrhea | Left Defenseman/Goalie/Left Wing
#24 | DarkTower80 | DarkTower80 | Chesty McHooters | Right Wing/Right Defenseman
#35 | Magicking610 | Magicking610 | Now on VHS LOST | Left Wing/Goalie/Left Defenseman
#37 | Matt Young | X Matt Young X | Cooch Filibuster | Center/Right Wing
#39 | n8rockerasu | n8rocker82 | Buster Filicooch | Center/Left Defenseman/Left Wing[/customSPOILER]
[customSPOILER='2009-2010 Sex Panthers']
CAG Thread
https://www.cheapassgamer.com/topic/192878-official-nhl-10-cag-team-reboot-cheapyd-all-stars-hockey-night-fridays-8-12-est
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[customSPOILER='Meet The Team']
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Roster
Number | CAG Name | XBL Gamertag | Skater Name | Preferred Position
#3 | Pure Apathy | Pure Apathy | Devin Dinkins | L/R Wing. I might try L/R D out too
#7 | Chubacca | bumonkee | Hau Chu | Winger
#8 | neworlbush25 | neworlbush25 | Pete Noto | Right Defense... Or whatever is available
#9 l DestroVega l DestroVega l don't know what name my player will be right now... | LW
#10 | Danked | Danked | Asshat Kottke | RW
#13 | Gillums | Gillums | Jay Gillums | C/LW
#17 | Azumangaman | Azumangaman | I'm not sure what my skater name will be. Probably my name like last year | Center
#19 | Albo23 | Legendairy Milk | Legendairy Milk | Right Wing/Defense/Goalie
#23 | Wpark83 | Wpark83 | Vanilla-Face (Fac-Ay) Jordan | Center
#25 | Panther1484 | ShadyMarino | Josh Marino | G/LW
#26 | Mr_hockey66 | Mr hockey66 | Chuck Norris or Petr Venkman | the man who sits in the penalty box
#26 | Captain OBVIOU5 | Captain OBVIOU5 | Clay Wiebe | Wing
#27 | GLOCKGLOCK | DRUNKZ 27 | TBD | LW/RW
#28 | emg28 | emg28 | M. Garcia | Right Wing
#29 | Link127 | Link1207 | Super Kenna | Defense (don't mind Wing)
#35 | FrankySox | Frankysox | Franklin Quincy Sox | Left Wing
#44 | ajh2298 | ajh2298 | Anthony Handlovitch | Left Wing
#45 | AceFan84| Codi Garber | Center/whatever is needed
#51 | fieldkillah | fieldkillah | Matt Rhodes | Defense (L/R doesn't matter)
#69 | SeanAmI | S3anAmI | Trip Inurma | Whatever, whatever I do what I want
#87 | Handlovitch4487 | Mark331330 | Christopher Handlovitch | Any position
#92 | VipFREAK | Vprfrk | Nick Hirano | Left Defense (Half Back er... Offensive)
#93 | Slickkill77 | NinjaPenguin777 | Alex Foster | Left Defense/Winger/Goalie

Search for "Seckz Panthers" when you're trying to find the club![/customSPOILER]

[customSPOILER='2009-2010 Crotch Sharks']
CAG Thread
https://www.cheapassgamer.com/topic/192878-official-nhl-10-cag-team-reboot-cheapyd-all-stars-hockey-night-fridays-8-12-est
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[customSPOILER='Meet The Team']
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Roster
Number | CAG Name | XBL Gamertag | Skater Name | Preferred Position
#2 | Vulcan2422 | Vulcan7905 | Gary Russell | Right Defense (or right right)
#11 | ChunkyB | ChunkyBasty | Cole Duke (or maybe Chunky Basty) | Right Wing (or left wing)
#16 | Regian | Regian | Shaun Parent | Right Defensiveman
#21 | moojuice | moojuiced | Lindsay Lohan | LW/Goal (or anything that isn't on the right side)
#24 | DarkTower80 | DarkTower80 | Brandon Craig | Right Wing or Right Defenseman
#37 | Matt Young | X Matt Young X | Matt Young | Center/Left & Right Defenseman
#39 | n8rockerasu | n8rocker82 | John Stamos | Center, dabutt...and also I like tennis

Search for "Crohtch Sharks" when you're trying to find the club![/customSPOILER]

[customSPOILER='2008-2009 CAG Hockey Team']
CAG Thread
https://www.cheapassgamer.com/topic/185203-nhl-09-cag-team-20-cag-hockey-night-on-hiatus-have-a-great-summer

Active Roster
# 2 Vulcan2422 (Vulcan7905) - Right Defenseman
# 3 Flyersfan (PsychedelicRock) - Center
# 5 Cravin_Taco_Bell (cravintacobell) - Left Defenseman
# 9 DestroVega (DestroVega) - Left Wing
#11 ChunkyB (ChunkyBasty) - Right Wing
#13 Pure Apathy (Pure Apathy) - Left Wing Dangler or Sniper
#14 SeanAmI (S3anAmI) - Right Defenseman
#15 taloncarde (Talonunt) - Right Wing
#16 Regian (Regian) - Right Defenseman
#18 cubs2321 (DarkTower80) - Right Defenseman
#19 AK85 (AK85) - Right Wing
#21 moojuice (moojuiced) - Goalie
#25 Panther1484 (ShadyMarino) - Left Wing/Goalie
#26 Mr_hockey66 (Mr hockey66) - Right Wing
#26 Wpark83 (Wpark83) - Center
#28 emg28 (emg28) - Left Wing
#37 Matt Young (X Matt Young X) - Center
#38 jello00 (Jello01) - Right Wing
#39 n8rockerasu (n8rocker82) - Center
#?? Captain OBVIOU5 (Captain OBVIOU5) - ??

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#?? Azumangaman (Azumangaman) - ??
# 3 Jlin747 (Jlin747) - Right Wing
# 4 SteveMcQ (SteveMcQ) - Center
# 5 archibishopthedoge (benjabroni) - Left Defensive Defenseman
# 6 RobotChickenMk1 (RobotChickenMk1) - Center
# 7 Costa (Dr Costa) - Center
# 8 icecreamandcows (Abcevan) - Left Wing
#10 danked (Danked) - Right Wing
#12 Jek Porkins (RedSix66) - Right Wing
#17 flybrione (bigmes) - Right Wing
#17 lordwow (Wowous) - Right Defenseman
#20 II ToLmEs II (Tolmes) - Goalie
#21 PenguinoMF (PenguinoMF) - Right Wing
#22 CheapyD (CheapyD) - Center
#23 FriskyTanuki (CrashSpyro) - Left Defenseman
#24 Suraph (Suraph) - Left Wing
#25 Shahan (TMAC Attak1) - Left Wing
#27 GLOCKGLOCK (DRUNKZ 27) - Left Defenseman
#32 Tha Xecutioner (xThaXecutionerx) - Center
#33 Gillums (Gillums) - Center
#35 FrankySox (FrankySox) - Right Wing
#44 ajh2298 (ajh2298) - Left Wing
#45 cgarb84 (AceFan84) - Left Defenseman
#47 (tootsieroll69) - Left Defenseman
#51 fieldkillah (fieldkillah) - Right Defenseman
#51 Wulfshake (MediocreSellout) - Left Defenseman
#52 nny77713 (GeoGod) - Right Defenseman
#53 ammowasted (ammowasted) - Right Wing
#54 Maynard (MaynardLD50) - Right Wing
#58 neckfurters (Rikson) - Left Defenseman
#66 DJSteel (DJSteel) - Left Defenseman
#69 Kekumba (KeKeKumba) - Left Wing
#76 SVxM (SVxM) - Left Wing
#81 ruffinra (RuffStuff84) - Right Defenseman
#92 VipFREAK (vprfrk) - Right Offensive Defenseman
#93 slickkill77 (NinjaPenguin777) - Goalie
#97 Wolve11 (Wolve11) - Goalie[/customSPOILER]
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Coach Alan's Corner
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[I][SIZE=12px]moojuice said:

I figure this might be beneficial since it's hard to explain this and play at the same time[/SIZE]:[/I]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH_FxJ-wR_4[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhjgSl_C3-k[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA6t-dcIXbU[/youtube]
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[customSPOILER='Zone D']
http://www.knyght.net/hockey101/hockey102.html
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[customSPOILER='Defensive Coverage']
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwrwGZPDoWA&feature=related[/youtube][/customSPOILER]
[customSPOILER=Working the puck out of the corner']
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSc2L-3XS1Q[/youtube][/customSPOILER]
[customspoiler='Example of a good breakout play']
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOJwESbQfF0[/youtube]
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Getting The Most Out of Your Player
The following guide will show you how to best distribute your points and which boosts you should apply based on the cost of raising each attribute. Setting your player up wisely will give you an edge over the competition!

http://www.operationsports.com/eashl/forum/showpost.php?p=188081&postcount=10


Custom Soundpack
As you may or may not know, NHL 12 allows people to set their own custom playlists for in game events (team intros, goals, penalties, etc.). The great thing about this is you can stream the music from your computer and have the playlists pre-set. All you have to do is assign them to the specific events in game. You can find the pack here, along with full instructions on how to install it.

NHL 12 Soundpack
http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/posts/list/5743466.page

Older Soundpack
http://www.thebreakaway.net/forums/showthread.php?t=21508

 
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VS League Info

​A league? In NHL? Not possible, right? Yeah, well, you're mostly right. After a couple lackluster and half-hearted attempts by EA to implement an online franchise mode into the NHL series, they completely abandoned the idea, because in their words "nobody played it". If you want to see why nobody played it, here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSPUueO3KFE

Before that train wreck, they had a very basic round robin style "league" where each team played each other X number of times, and the top teams moved on to the playoffs. Very simple, but at least it worked. But ever since the series jumped to next gen with NHL 15, there has been no online league mode at all.

What We're Doing

After four years of that garbage, enough is enough. Ideas were floated around this past spring of taking things very old school and doing a simple "pen and paper" league. Basically, we'd play online versus games in a format similar to how things were before GM Connected existed.

My thought is each team plays each other twice...and you do it in the same sitting to make scheduling as easy as possible. One person sends the invite for the first game. And the other person sends the invite for the second game. This allows each team to host a home game. After you're done playing, you come to this thread to report the results in the following format:

​Your Team Name vs. Opponent's Team Name

Game 1: Your Score - Opponent's Score

Game 2: Your Score - Opponent's Score

The number of teams we have will determine the season length. This will not be a "must play 3 teams per week" kind of league. Honestly, it's more likely to be 1 team per week.  But rather than having a weekly deadline, there will just be an end date for the regular season. For example, if we have 8 teams total, the regular season will last 7 weeks. Any series not played at the end of 7 weeks will be split with one win and one loss awarded to each team.

Jim-Mora-Playoffs.jpg


After the regular season, we'll move on to the playoffs. The number of teams that make the playoffs will again depend on the total number of teams we have. If we have 8 teams, we'd probably have the top 4 move on to the playoffs. If we had 10, we might do top 8. I'm open to ideas here. We can also discuss series length for the playoffs. I think a best of 3 would be good because it keeps it short...but also adds intrigue for any regular season series that may have been split.

Team Selection

Always a delicate subject, haha. Luckily, I have over a decade of experience in figuring out the most fair way to do it. Every person interested in joining the league should send CAGLeagueSports a private message with their top 5 team choices. After everyone has submitted their list, the choices will be reviewed and if you are the only person who put a team as your #1 choice, you will get that team.

If two or more people have the same team listed as their #1 choice, I'll go to a random number generator to decide who gets that team. The people who don't get that team will get the next available team on their list. But remember, if you put a team #2 and somebody else put them #1, they would get the team over you, and you'd get your #3, #4, or #5. It's the next team available.

Other than that, I don't think there's too much to hash out. Online versus mode has pretty standard settings, so probably no need to change anything. Of course, if anybody has any suggestions, feel free to voice them. The simpler we keep things, the better our chances for success.

Otherwise, feel free to express your interest and start submitting your team lists via PM.

 
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heeeyyyy what's up fellas? Haven't logged onto the site in a very long time. Really awesome to see you guys are still playing. Just wanted to say hi and I hope all is going well with everyone!

 
heeeyyyy what's up fellas? Haven't logged onto the site in a very long time. Really awesome to see you guys are still playing. Just wanted to say hi and I hope all is going well with everyone!
Hey, what's up man? Yeah, we're still playing. We mostly aren't on CAG much anymore either. About to kick off with the new game tonight as always. Hope things are good with you.

 
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