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#1 instagram  

instagram

Posted 09 January 2018 - 10:14 PM

i broke into target ceos mansion and snuck sleeping pills and other things in his drink. i used prosthetics so that i can look exactly like him i used his id card to sneak in without issue. i was able to not only get next weeks ad but the next 10 ads, but they r encumcrypted with sophisticumated software that will b cummed on very soon and b posted shortly #yourwelcum

 

 

- Kirby Battle Royale (3DS) - $39.99

 

thats it



#2 abbabaab   CAG in Training CAGiversary!   1809 Posts   Joined 5.1 Years Ago  

Posted 09 January 2018 - 10:23 PM

Okay, all jokes, gags, and lame memes aside, seriously, for real now:

 

What is wrong with you?



#3 DannyEndurance  

DannyEndurance

Posted 09 January 2018 - 11:13 PM

Quit lying. We all know you work there. Bet your wardrobe is nothing but khakis, red shirts, and Narnia.

#4 Larry Davis   It's All Smooth Sailing From Here On Out CAGiversary!   2448 Posts   Joined 3.2 Years Ago  

Larry Davis

Posted 09 January 2018 - 11:58 PM

he's BACK! Praise gorb.



#5 SukhShanti  

SukhShanti

Posted 10 January 2018 - 12:02 AM

"that will b cummed on very soon" this part was highly unnecessary... the rest is OK!



#6 j.t   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   835 Posts   Joined 8.3 Years Ago  

Posted 10 January 2018 - 02:09 AM

Any price on Blade Runner 2049 4k/bluray. Thanks



#7 The Orange Alert  

The Orange Alert

Posted 10 January 2018 - 02:10 AM

You sound almost as awesome as that guy Twitter that used to post the Target deals



#8 Sonicyogurt   CAG in Training CAGiversary!   79 Posts   Joined 5.2 Years Ago  

Sonicyogurt

Posted 10 January 2018 - 02:18 AM

Any price on Blade Runner 2049 4k/bluray. Thanks

$24.99 on Blu-ray; $29.99 on Ultra HD Blu-ray

Spoiler: whenever this dude posts an ad, that means you can find the original post on blu-ray.com’s Blu-ray deals forum. Case in point...

#9 midloo   User No. 2 CAGiversary!   2053 Posts   Joined 8.4 Years Ago  

Posted 10 January 2018 - 03:11 AM

Ha! So glad this user is back. Can't believe some people don't enjoy his antics.

"sophisticumated". Come on!

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#10 chelosera91   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1114 Posts   Joined 10.2 Years Ago  

chelosera91

Posted 10 January 2018 - 04:15 AM

Ha! So glad this user is back. Can't believe some people don't enjoy his antics.

"sophisticumated". Come on!



you mean, "cum on!"
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#11 Larry Davis   It's All Smooth Sailing From Here On Out CAGiversary!   2448 Posts   Joined 3.2 Years Ago  

Larry Davis

Posted 10 January 2018 - 05:51 AM

$24.99 on Blu-ray; $29.99 on Ultra HD Blu-ray

Spoiler: whenever this dude posts an ad, that means you can find the original post on blu-ray.com’s Blu-ray deals forum. Case in point...

that's because they just got it from him after he pulled some real Ethan Hunt shit to get it



#12 Shadowmoses12   CAG in Training CAGiversary!   1093 Posts   Joined 5.0 Years Ago  

Shadowmoses12

Posted 10 January 2018 - 06:31 AM

OMG kidz bop 39 i am so totally lining up 



#13 mvp828   It's not CAGers Dammit CAGs CAGiversary!   2566 Posts   Joined 12.3 Years Ago  

Posted 10 January 2018 - 06:39 AM

$24.99 on Blu-ray; $29.99 on Ultra HD Blu-ray

Spoiler: whenever this dude posts an ad, that means you can find the original post on blu-ray.com’s Blu-ray deals forum. Case in point...


This. I don't know what's more annoying his immature stories or the fact he doesn't give credit where credit is due.

It'd be nice if the mods silenced him again.
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#14 instagram  

instagram

Posted 10 January 2018 - 07:20 AM

This. I don't know what's more annoying his immature stories or the fact he doesn't give credit where credit is due.

It'd be nice if the mods silenced him again.

that person got it from a website that got it from me you crybaby nincumpoop wipe those pathetic tears away

 

i risk my life daily to supply everyone with ads - im an ad dealer. i give it to cag for free cus i luv this cummunity



#15 mvp828   It's not CAGers Dammit CAGs CAGiversary!   2566 Posts   Joined 12.3 Years Ago  

Posted 10 January 2018 - 02:10 PM

that person got it from a website that got it from me you crybaby nincumpoop wipe those pathetic tears away

i risk my life daily to supply everyone with ads - im an ad dealer. i give it to cag for free cus i luv this cummunity


Until they stop posting them again and you don't have anything.
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#16 MrRidickulous   Deal skeptic! CAGiversary!   1238 Posts   Joined 3.5 Years Ago  

MrRidickulous

Posted 10 January 2018 - 02:13 PM

Where's lite pink when we need her?


Let's be friends!

 

XBL Gamertag: MrRidickulous
PSN ID: ijustw1n


#17 TheCochese   TheLegend CAGiversary!   13958 Posts   Joined 13.5 Years Ago  

Posted 10 January 2018 - 08:31 PM

Fuck this dude.


Achievement and trophy hunters? GTFO.


#18 Ferrari Racer   Banned CAGiversary!   6588 Posts   Joined 6.6 Years Ago  

Ferrari Racer

Posted 11 January 2018 - 04:03 AM

Target does not no deway


<p><span style="font-size:12px;">Gamertag - ITS DAT DAM KID. NNID: Its_Pikachu.</span>

#19 miyamotorola   I have mild to moderate eczema CAGiversary!   3379 Posts   Joined 4.7 Years Ago  

miyamotorola

Posted 11 January 2018 - 05:22 PM

This thread gave me Low T.

#20 chrislisting   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1390 Posts   Joined 7.9 Years Ago  

chrislisting

Posted 11 January 2018 - 10:49 PM


WTF is this guy talkin about?

Is this like humor/ous to this little fukc? Cuz it sounds like a 14 year old who just learned the word prosthetics and needed an excuse to try to use it in a sentence......like I’m still typing because it’s not amusing, it’s confusing

Like are you on dex or meth, and you just can’t wait for the ad so you lost it, and this delusion was so interesting to your dopamine flooded brain that you thought you’d post this in between rounds for call of duty?

I know you’re tweaking Along ya speed freak
Driving that train , high on c0keaine
Casey Jones you better watch that speed


Go to rehab



Keep the change ya filthy animal
thats it
/thread

(Please “like” my comment if you think he’s not funny,I’m curious)

#21 CustomSpin  

CustomSpin

Posted 11 January 2018 - 11:03 PM

I came here for deals, and left with cringe

#22 chrislisting   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1390 Posts   Joined 7.9 Years Ago  

chrislisting

Posted 11 January 2018 - 11:31 PM

This polesitter LITERALLY is a personification if why I insisted we privatize the forum after ps4 dropped
I’m still right and u know it kid

#23 Chuck Stank   Colts/Hawkeyes Fan CAGiversary!   978 Posts   Joined 13.4 Years Ago  

Chuck Stank

Posted 12 January 2018 - 12:28 AM

WTF is this guy talkin about?
Is this like humor/ous to this little fukc? Cuz it sounds like a 14 year old who just learned the word prosthetics and needed an excuse to try to use it in a sentence......like I’m still typing because it’s not amusing, it’s confusing
Like are you on dex or meth, and you just can’t wait for the ad so you lost it, and this delusion was so interesting to your dopamine flooded brain that you thought you’d post this in between rounds for call of duty?
I know you’re tweaking Along ya speed freak
Driving that train , high on c0keaine
Casey Jones you better watch that speed
Go to rehab
Keep the change ya filthy animal thats it
/thread
(Please “like” my comment if you think he’s not funny,I’m curious)

  

This polesitter LITERALLY is a personification if why I insisted we privatize the forum after ps4 dropped
I’m still right and u know it kid

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#24 abbabaab   CAG in Training CAGiversary!   1809 Posts   Joined 5.1 Years Ago  

Posted 12 January 2018 - 01:52 AM

WTF is this guy talkin about?

Is this like humor/ous to this little fukc? Cuz it sounds like a 14 year old

Pot, meet kettle.



#25 chrislisting   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1390 Posts   Joined 7.9 Years Ago  

chrislisting

Posted 12 January 2018 - 02:15 AM

It’s a distraction from the OP though am I right :D

#26 chrislisting   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1390 Posts   Joined 7.9 Years Ago  

chrislisting

Posted 12 January 2018 - 03:02 AM

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Idk who that is but classic gif

#27 Chuck Stank   Colts/Hawkeyes Fan CAGiversary!   978 Posts   Joined 13.4 Years Ago  

Chuck Stank

Posted 12 January 2018 - 03:41 AM

Idk who that is but classic gif


That is LeBron James.
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#28 chrislisting   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1390 Posts   Joined 7.9 Years Ago  

chrislisting

Posted 12 January 2018 - 03:50 AM

Duh, I know,I was joking like ironic

#29 Ratmonkey  

Posted 12 January 2018 - 04:08 PM

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#30 chrislisting   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1390 Posts   Joined 7.9 Years Ago  

chrislisting

Posted 12 January 2018 - 08:47 PM

That’s .....graphic
No. Blood?