Malone is the whitest black man I've ever seen. I hate the Lakers. Shaq is a big ape, Bryant is a rapist, Malone is a wigger, Fox is ...stupid, Payton is a perennial loser, Fisher is a lucky bastard, and yellow and purple suck. Parker is one of the best point guards in the league so of course you hate him. Duncan is the best player in the league, period. The Spurs are missing one thing, though. David Robinson. They need the Admiral on Oneal.