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CAGcast #629: Are You Not Entertained?


#1 CheapyD   Head Cheap Ass Administrators   17896 Posts   Joined 17.1 Years Ago  

Posted 02 April 2020 - 07:58 PM

The gang talks toilet paper, Tiger King, Totally Reliable Delivery Service, Mario remasters, Gearbox, and so much more!

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Show Linkage/Notes:
Intro - The Entertainer (Remix)
Outro - Cass & Slide - Glad I Ate Her [Cheapy Reflux]

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#2 DrewMG   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   6 Posts   Joined 14.8 Years Ago  

Posted 03 April 2020 - 10:25 AM

I never comment on here but I can't sleep right now and Shipwreck's story about getting lost in the woods is keeping me company.

Thanks for everything, guys. I needed a distraction this week. You guys are great. Keep it up.

#3 bickle   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   836 Posts   Joined 16.5 Years Ago  

Posted 03 April 2020 - 01:43 PM

Wombat your description of using more tp at home lines up pretty well with this article https://marker.mediu...ge-c812e1358fe0

#4 shoelessjp   Resident Caffeinated Gamer CAGiversary!   476 Posts   Joined 10.7 Years Ago  

Posted 03 April 2020 - 03:35 PM

Today in why is that a thing: "Who Gives a Crap" Toilet Paper. I thought that was a belated April Fools Day joke.

 

All jokes aside, I started listening to CAGcast when I was in high school (16 then, 28 now) and signed up for CAG a few years later in 2009. Thanks for all the years of enjoyment and especially entertaining the masses during this difficult time.



#5 stormrage360   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   108 Posts   Joined 13.1 Years Ago  

stormrage360

Posted 03 April 2020 - 06:00 PM

At 1:08:16 Wombat telling CheapyD, "It's really bad. You have no idea." Wombat is all of us.



#6 LiquidSnape  

LiquidSnape

Posted 03 April 2020 - 08:32 PM

I think Cheapy would like Once Upon A Time In Hollywood more if he listened to the season of You Must Remember This on the Manson Family and murders. I only had some knowledge of the murders and family but the podcast gave me such info on the family, Sharon Tate, Manson, the murders, ect that i grew a whole new appreciation for the film



#7 Cthulhu8u   That Innsmouth look CAGiversary!   1838 Posts   Joined 12.9 Years Ago  

Posted 03 April 2020 - 08:38 PM

I really liked Once Upon A Time in Hollywood. It was a slow burn, and I had no high expectations going in. I just wanted to be told an interesting story, and Tarantino delivered.



#8 DanielNielsen   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   15 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

DanielNielsen

Posted 05 April 2020 - 03:59 PM

Okay hold the phone fellas! just so i get this right, during the toilet paper usage talk you insinuate that toilet paper is for #2 and for when aunt Irma comes to visit. So are you saying that you dont use toilet paper to wipe after you go #1?.

 

Now i just might be the odd man out on this one, but have literally been dabbing my human horn every time i have gone #1 since i was 5. And I'm pretty sure it's common practice with women.

 

No matter how hard you shake and dance the last drop, will always hit your pants....

 

I still choose to dab the penis even so.



#9 harrymcback   Tippy Toes CAGiversary!   84 Posts   Joined 14.0 Years Ago  

harrymcback

Posted 06 April 2020 - 05:49 PM

Do you just avoid urinals all together? Honestly, one of the best parts of being a man is just going #1 wherever you want and not having to worry about TP.

 

Okay hold the phone fellas! just so i get this right, during the toilet paper usage talk you insinuate that toilet paper is for #2 and for when aunt Irma comes to visit. So are you saying that you dont use toilet paper to wipe after you go #1?.

 

Now i just might be the odd man out on this one, but have literally been dabbing my human horn every time i have gone #1 since i was 5. And I'm pretty sure it's common practice with women.

 

No matter how hard you shake and dance the last drop, will always hit your pants....

 

I still choose to dab the penis even so.



#10 harrymcback   Tippy Toes CAGiversary!   84 Posts   Joined 14.0 Years Ago  

harrymcback

Posted 06 April 2020 - 05:50 PM

@CheapyD is getting remastered - https://www.gameinfo...astered-edition

 

Remember when Cheapy liked video games?



#11 Curufinwe   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1081 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

Posted 06 April 2020 - 08:37 PM

Do you just avoid urinals all together? Honestly, one of the best parts of being a man is just going #1 wherever you want and not having to worry about TP.


I wouldn’t think that having pee stains in my underwear all day is the best part of anything. It’s no wonder women think guys are gross when so many men think that shoving their drippy dick down their pants is cool.

#12 Cthulhu8u   That Innsmouth look CAGiversary!   1838 Posts   Joined 12.9 Years Ago  

Posted 07 April 2020 - 05:27 PM

Okay hold the phone fellas! just so i get this right, during the toilet paper usage talk you insinuate that toilet paper is for #2 and for when aunt Irma comes to visit. So are you saying that you dont use toilet paper to wipe after you go #1?.

Now i just might be the odd man out on this one, but have literally been dabbing my human horn every time i have gone #1 since i was 5. And I'm pretty sure it's common practice with women.

No matter how hard you shake and dance the last drop, will always hit your pants....

I still choose to dab the penis even so.


Maybe you need to drink more water if you have to dap every time you pee? Anyway its a waste of TP needed for #2 and the ladies. In these times, wasting TP isn't cool. Real men don't dab. :-D

#13 joem5815   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   21 Posts   Joined 14.1 Years Ago  

joem5815

Posted 07 April 2020 - 08:29 PM

I've been listening to this show so goddamn long I didn't even realize it had become a dad-bod podcast, or that I've gone from college to dad-bod while listening to it. Can you guys please bring back the old segment intros? And more game deals. CheapAssGamer podcast needs more cheap ass games!

 

I was all over that XBox Game Pass Ultimate conversion trick you guys mentioned, but not much other than that. I don't Twitter or follow any other game-buying media, so it would be much appreciated.



#14 sethjoel   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   1 Posts   Joined 14.3 Years Ago  

sethjoel

Posted 09 April 2020 - 01:03 AM

Little disappointed nobody commented about shipwreck and his package handling. Kept waiting for someone to say something after the phrase "you force your package into".