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#1 worx   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   7370 Posts   Joined 13.8 Years Ago  

Posted 22 August 2005 - 03:38 AM

Contest canceled due to a severe lack of interest in my crap :cry:
Thanks to everybody that posted and I appologize but this made it all the way to the middle of page 4 so I'll take the hint ;)

#2 Farny   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   752 Posts   Joined 13.0 Years Ago  

Posted 22 August 2005 - 03:39 AM

wtf?

#3 DT778   number 1 on the westside CAGiversary!   10546 Posts   Joined 14.6 Years Ago  

Posted 22 August 2005 - 03:40 AM

what issue is that one of vida drinking at the movies?

#4 Murcielago77   bam CAGiversary!   4408 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

Murcielago77

Posted 22 August 2005 - 03:43 AM

what do i do to win?

I assume i just did it

EDIT: Oh ok, well, you know, im one badass mofo, cus like, i do shit, that nobody else can do, which i wont tell, since then all you people will copy me, then ill have to find more badass shit to do, and its just not the same, yea, im fuckin hardcore badass you see

#5 worx   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   7370 Posts   Joined 13.8 Years Ago  

Posted 22 August 2005 - 03:43 AM

wtf?


you didn't give me time to finish - I accidentially put it in without the text ;)

#6 Chacrana   You wa Cock CAGiversary!   22669 Posts   Joined 14.5 Years Ago  

Posted 22 August 2005 - 03:44 AM

damn, no penis comments?

#7 kimsh0t   Banned Banned   1353 Posts   Joined 13.0 Years Ago  

Posted 22 August 2005 - 03:48 AM

lol

#8 Farny   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   752 Posts   Joined 13.0 Years Ago  

Posted 22 August 2005 - 03:50 AM

I have no words, only a link.

http://www.thebestpa.../c.cgi?u=imbest

#9 woolsey11   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   22 Posts   Joined 13.3 Years Ago  

woolsey11

Posted 22 August 2005 - 04:50 AM

I am the lead singer of two rock bands I need to say no more, but I will because the names of the bands are Blackberry God and Discount Soldiers. They are both great bands because they have me for a front man a true golden god of rock!

#10 daroga   swimming with nanocarp CAGiversary!   11178 Posts   Joined 14.7 Years Ago  

Posted 22 August 2005 - 04:53 AM

I feel no need to brag about myself on a message board. That's how confident I am, oh yeah. I rule.

Oh, and I'll do almost anything for free stuff.

#11 Visc   That Weird Guy CAGiversary!   2555 Posts   Joined 13.2 Years Ago  

Posted 22 August 2005 - 04:57 AM

I submit to you The Top 10 Reasons I'm the coolest guy who deserves this stuff (all true with evidence if asked for):
10. I'm an art major, therefore I'm allowed to be a total oddball.
9. I can recite the greatest Grandpa Simpson line in the history of the show.
8. I graduate college this December.
7. I got a butterfly drunk after it drank the fluid in my eye (I have photos)
6. I said so.
5. Most people keep dogs cats and birds for pets, I have a tamed chipmunk and 2 praying mantises (manti?)
4. http://cheapassgamer...ead.php?t=59595 (note the comment you yourself left in the thread)
3. You'll bow to my awsomeness when I achieve world domination anyways, so why not get a head-start?
2. Bill Murray himself (yes, THE Bill Murray) personally dubbed me "that weird guy"
1. Because. Just, because.

#12 pimpinc333   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   11381 Posts   Joined 14.7 Years Ago  

Posted 22 August 2005 - 05:10 AM

I can dunk on a regulation Basketball hoop.

Enough said.

Did I mention how cool Joevan was. I should brag about you because you are the man. I heard you once lifted a car off of a old lady while saving her cat from a tree.

#13 Pookymeister   I like almonds Super Moderators   15532 Posts   Joined 13.3 Years Ago  

Pookymeister

Posted 22 August 2005 - 05:17 AM

I'm the best because i hax0red into Vida's cellphone and stole her nudie pictures.

#14 Cloak   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   214 Posts   Joined 13.0 Years Ago  

Posted 22 August 2005 - 05:22 AM

I can drink beer every night til i pass out and have fun doing it by myself, thats why im awsome

#15 Chacrana   You wa Cock CAGiversary!   22669 Posts   Joined 14.5 Years Ago  

Posted 22 August 2005 - 05:40 AM

I'm too good for this stuff, and I'm too good for all of you peasants.

#16 scuba   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   982 Posts   Joined 14.7 Years Ago  

Posted 22 August 2005 - 05:51 AM

why are you the coolest mother fucker on CAG? (no penis comments please :roll: )


wow I am pathetic...I got nothing :-(

---------------------------------------------
anyway... I have a cingular phone
http://www.88-cellul...1300_family.jpg

lg1300 I think
comes with car and home charger and sim card thing....

#17 Farny   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   752 Posts   Joined 13.0 Years Ago  

Posted 22 August 2005 - 05:56 AM

Pfft, we all know that I've got the advantage here. Give up before you get smacked down.

#18 chickenhawk   Like sand in the scumbag CAGiversary!   5318 Posts   Joined 14.3 Years Ago  

chickenhawk

Posted 22 August 2005 - 03:09 PM

an assortment of "show me your breasts" beads


:shock: You've been busy since the operation, eh?

As far as my coolness.....I don't want any of that stuff thus putting me in the same category as joevan. So I must be damn cool! ;)

#19 worx   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   7370 Posts   Joined 13.8 Years Ago  

Posted 22 August 2005 - 03:39 PM

:shock: You've been busy since the operation, eh?

As far as my coolness.....I don't want any of that stuff thus putting me in the same category as joevan. So I must be damn cool! ;)


think of the donation you could make to goodwill though ;)

#20 chickenhawk   Like sand in the scumbag CAGiversary!   5318 Posts   Joined 14.3 Years Ago  

chickenhawk

Posted 22 August 2005 - 03:44 PM

think of the donation you could make to goodwill though ;)


True, very true. If I win, I'll just donate it to another CAGer. Provided he/she establishes themselves as a reputable charity foundation thus allowing my donation to qualify for a tax deduction.

#21 doodle777_98   Trade me your nes games. CAGiversary!   3852 Posts   Joined 13.7 Years Ago  

doodle777_98

Posted 22 August 2005 - 03:46 PM

What happened to MvC did you find it a home yet?

#22 worx   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   7370 Posts   Joined 13.8 Years Ago  

Posted 22 August 2005 - 03:50 PM

What happened to MvC did you find it a home yet?


nope - It'll just go back to the store it looks like

#23 pop311   College CAGiversary!   3193 Posts   Joined 13.1 Years Ago  

Posted 22 August 2005 - 03:55 PM

I will win. That is all I am posting. I believe that you will make the right choice when the time comes.:pray:

#24 mgriff   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1282 Posts   Joined 13.5 Years Ago  

Posted 22 August 2005 - 04:10 PM

I am the coolest CAG and deserve to win because I BOWLED A 297 and I listen to Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes, beat that untalented cags

#25 CYRiX   Banned Banned   2228 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

Posted 22 August 2005 - 04:17 PM

Im the coolest motherfucker on CAG because I don't care about what people think of me, I have shut down people and their deals before (Look at sig), I can do 360 dunks on a regulation rim (Being 6'5'' helps out even though I'm only 14 and weigh 165 pounds), I have a passion for all gaming systems (YES I LIKE THEM ALL, ain't no hatin' up here), I provide good comments and compliments to people, and most of all I LOVE THE COMMUNITY MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE.

I would like my prize now :D.

#26 Visc   That Weird Guy CAGiversary!   2555 Posts   Joined 13.2 Years Ago  

Posted 23 August 2005 - 12:52 AM

To be honest, I'm only in it for the Red Sox hat, I'm more than happy to share the wealth, so to speak, with the rest of you after I win - Thats how Awesome I am aside from the ten obvious reasons I've listed.

#27 Javil   Royal To The Loyal CAGiversary!   1471 Posts   Joined 14.2 Years Ago  

Posted 23 August 2005 - 01:04 AM

I'm the coolest mother fucker on CAG because I won Joe's avatar/sig contest! :D

On a side note, you have the worst digital camera ever. :lol:

#28 swetooth9   Go Heels! CAGiversary!   7144 Posts   Joined 14.4 Years Ago  

Posted 23 August 2005 - 01:21 AM

i am THE shit...i FINALLY got street fighter anniversary collection (xbox) without joe's help ;) that's how awesome i am :D and plus everyone knows that twisted metal (ps1) belongs to me :) i have a 4.565 gpa, and am gonna be an aenesthesiologist so i can put people to sleep :twisted: that's how pimp i am...plus i can put all of the prizes to good use unlike some who might throw most of the stuff out

you owe me, joe...or your sister gets it ;) haha, j/p

plus, i played with you and your sister on Live...i'm the coolest

#29 RelentlessRolento   Conversation Comedy CAGiversary!   29351 Posts   Joined 14.1 Years Ago  

RelentlessRolento

Posted 23 August 2005 - 01:22 AM

All I need to say is this to prove I am the biggest badass CAG has had since CheapyD licked peanut butter off the floor: About a year ago I got very board while taking a bath after shaving... so I grabbed my razor and shaved my balls/crotch... True story. It itched like a bitch, but was well worth it.

(I don't think that counts as a "penis" statement, since I legally only mentioned my balls and/or crotch)

#30 worx   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   7370 Posts   Joined 13.8 Years Ago  

Posted 23 August 2005 - 01:39 AM

I'm the coolest mother fucker on CAG because I won Joe's avatar/sig contest! :D

On a side note, you have the worst digital camera ever. :lol:


its was set for pictures at the bar and not for detail shots - I didn't realize this until after I'd uploaded and cropped :roll:


i am THE shit...i FINALLY got street fighter anniversary collection (xbox) without joe's help ;) that's how awesome i am :D and plus everyone knows that twisted metal (ps1) belongs to me :) i have a 4.565 gpa, and am gonna be an aenesthesiologist so i can put people to sleep :twisted: that's how pimp i am...plus i can put all of the prizes to good use unlike some who might throw most of the stuff out

you owe me, joe...or your sister gets it ;) haha, j/p

plus, i played with you and your sister on Live...i'm the coolest


look, you can have teh priz3s, just stay away from my sister :rofl:


I might just split this up since everybody just wants parts - hmm, prehaps prize tiers?