Best $5.00 ever spent!!!

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Went to my local thrift store today and what did I spy

A Complete & Excellent Condition Lunar SSS for Sega CD & a Complete Shining Force for Genesis!!!

Score!!!
 
[quote name='howard']In Tijuana you can get a hooker for less than $5.[/quote]

Are we talking about the fat mexican chicks or the Telemundo ones?
 
[quote name='goldengraham'][quote name='howard']In Tijuana you can get a hooker for less than $5.[/quote]

Are we talking about the fat mexican chicks or the Telemundo ones?[/quote]

That's one sick image.

Go peteloaf.
 
[quote name='howard']In Tijuana you can get a hooker for less than $5.[/quote]

Its more than that. I heard yo can get one of the nasty ones off the street for $20
 
$20? That's a bit steep. i can go downtown here and get a hooker for that much. I'd say $5.00 is about the ceiling for a Tijuana skank ho.

EDIT: Not that I know, just guessing. Yeah.
 
[quote name='xspeedracerx']I just got a size large power glove today at a local thrift store for 2 bucks.[/quote]

I love the Power Glove. It's so bad.

Oh come one, you all saw that one coming!
 
This reminds me of when I was in Tijuana last summer and I saw this hooker come out of a bar and trip off the corner of the sidewalk while talking to these three barflies. For some reason that made me crack up. :lol:
 
[quote name='PsyClerk'][quote name='xspeedracerx']I just got a size large power glove today at a local thrift store for 2 bucks.[/quote]

I love the Power Glove. It's so bad.

Oh come one, you all saw that one coming![/quote]

Haha! Excellent reference.
 
Evidently some people have never been to Mexico. For reference sake, a hooker is minimum $20 there. Course that was Encinada so TJ might be a bit different...
 
[quote name='Spanky2k3']After reading Zenithian Legend's post and then looking at his avatar, things just started to click.[/quote]

:lol:
 
There are $5 hookers in TJ.. but I wouldn't trust 5 condoms, a ziploc bag, 4 layers of aluminum foil and duct tape to keep me safe from those pits of disease.

However, Cancun has the best value hookers, you can get a quality senorita for $15-$25.
 
Old junker car that still runs: $350.00

Gas for trip to Mexico: $24.00

Five Coronas: $5.00

Tijuana hooker: $20.00

Antibiotic resistant venereal disease: Priceless.
 
[quote name='donssword']Old junker car that still runs: $350.00

Gas for trip to Mexico: $24.00

Five Coronas: $5.00

Tijuana hooker: $20.00

Antibiotic resistant venereal disease: Priceless.[/quote]

That old beater must be running about 100 miles to the gallon for most people to make it to Mexico on $24 in gas.
 
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