Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? - The Onion

The only classic Onion article I've never been able to find again was "Alternate Reality James Hetfield Named Taco Bell Employee of Month," complete with a fantastically done (as always) photoshop job. I only wish it was in the archives.

That having been said, this one is a classic; my office door has the "Fifth Grade Peers Reject Science Report" article from around a year or so back.

EDIT - AWESOME!

onion_news1812.jpg


Sorry for the OT, but I haven't seen this in years, and I was beginning to doubt that it ever existed.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']

EDIT - AWESOME!


Sorry for the OT, but I haven't seen this in years, and I was beginning to doubt that it ever existed.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

the taco bell shirt is a nice touch
 
"I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?"

:rofl:
 
[quote name='capitalist_mao']Wow, he aged negative 11 years in 1 year.[/QUOTE]

Yup. The blues'll do that shit to a man. :)
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
bread's done
Back
Top