[quote name='chosen1s']For some reason, I seem to scare girls under age 5. Friends bring kids over, they're always fine. But bring over any girl under age 5 and they freak out and start crying when they see me. My g/f had a party and her roommate's sister brought her kid over. She hid from me all over the house (despite the fact I was ignoring her) and kept begging her mom to go home.
My g/f and I have several friends with babies now. They hand me a boy, everything is cool. They get NEAR me with a girl and let the screaming begin. It makes me all the more frustrated because I never asked to be the baby holder and have no interest in it, but for girls it is some sort of lame paternity potential test to hand their boyfriend a baby and see what he does. I don't want to hold your screaming kid or your friend's screaming kid. Deal with it.
All childish pedophile jokes aside, it bothers me when kids freak out and act like you're after them, especially when you do your best to leave them alone or avoid antagonizing them.[/QUOTE]
I have the opposite problem, little kids follow me. I don't know why. I can't stand little kids but that doesn't stop them from harrassing me.