Splicing animals

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We were talking in my office the other day how cool it would be to be able to splice different kinds of animals and see what outcome we could get.

We finally decided that splicing dolphins, sharks, whales and other cool ass sea creatures with guppies would be pretty damn cool. Think about it, you could have your own miniature ocean!

Also, I'd probably make flying ferrets to do my evil bidding and help me take over the world.

What are some of your creations you'd make?
 
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A human and a wolf.

^^Made by me, don't steal bitches.
 
Also, I'd probably make flying ferrets to do my evil bidding and help me take over the world.
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sounds aaaawfully like the thing we were talking about in the begining of the new off-topic off topic about off topics thread....

FOOL!



o yea almost forgot.... i would spice a cheetah with a sloth ... OOOO YEEEEEAAH
 
[quote name='Cracka']
Also, I'd probably make flying ferrets to do my evil bidding and help me take over the world.
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sounds aaaawfully like the thing we were talking about in the begining of the new off-topic off topic about off topics thread....

FOOL!



o yea almost forgot.... i would spice a cheetah with a sloth ... OOOO YEEEEEAAH [/quote]

Well, I wouldn't know. I try to stay away from those off topic topics about off topic topics.
 
lol it was a pretty funny conversation.. but it was just about animals doing evil biddings ... wasnt accusing u of copying what we said though, was just sayin...
 
[quote name='Cracka']lol it was a pretty funny conversation.. but it was just about animals doing evil biddings ... wasnt accusing u of copying what we said though, was just sayin...[/quote]

I hear ya. I just thought it would make for some good conversation. I mean who wouldn't want a flying moose that could swim underwater?
 
[quote name='Cracka']o yea almost forgot.... i would spice a cheetah with a sloth ... OOOO YEEEEEAAH [/quote]

Spice a cheeta with a sloth? That's some good eatin' right there.
 
bullet proof vests made of goats milk! just what i've always wanted! (refering to the link posted)
 
Well shoot, I'd make me a real life Silverbolt and splice a Wolf with an Eagle. Or better yet, I'd make my own gryphons and hippogriffs, splicing Lions with Giant Eagles and Horses with Giant Eagles. Then I'd sell them to the rich, and keep a few to sell rides on them. Then I'd make a small, more domesticated version, mixing a cat with a falcon or other small bird of prey. >:3
 
I'm stealing this from something, but I'd go for the Apeopotamus. With the bowels of a hippopotamus and the throwing abilities of the ape, it would be a terrible, terrible creature.
 
[quote name='Tromack']I'm stealing this from something, but I'd go for the Apeopotamus. With the bowels of a hippopotamus and the throwing abilities of the ape, it would be a terrible, terrible creature.[/quote]

Hah hah.

I think I may have you beat, though. I would mix an ant with an ant eater. It would have the long snout an anteater does but also the incredible strength that an ant has.
 
[quote name='Tromack']Would it try to eat itself?[/quote]

No, because I would also splice it with an el cupacabra so it could have wings. This way it would only feed on goats and small Mexican babies.
 
[quote name='Ikohn4ever']alright who would not want to see a hammerhead duck. Think of the possiblities, think of them[/quote]

Whoa, that's pretty damn cool. Or how about a frog spliced with an eagle. It would be called a Frogle.
 
Ok, ok. The most deadly creature possible. A polar bear (so that it would actively hunt humans), poison dart frog (essentially anything that would touch it would die), and a wolf (dealing with a pack of these things would be hellish).
 
[quote name='Tromack']Ok, ok. The most deadly creature possible. A polar bear (so that it would actively hunt humans), poison dart frog (essentially anything that would touch it would die), and a wolf (dealing with a pack of these things would be hellish).[/quote]

Good start, but how about adding a cobra and a deadly scorpion to your creation?
 
Eh, it already has the poison. I don't really see what a cobra or scorpion can add. Perhaps a shark (for the rows and rows of teeth), a rabbit (for its ability to reproduce), and a lobster (for the armored carapace and creepy claws).
 
[quote name='Tromack']Eh, it already has the poison. I don't really see what a cobra or scorpion can add. Perhaps a shark (for the rows and rows of teeth), a rabbit (for its ability to reproduce), and a lobster (for the armored carapace and creepy claws).[/quote]

Well, the cobra and the scorpion would give it even more ways to kill its victims by poison, thus making it a far deadlier creature.
 
[quote name='Ikohn4ever']and what if it has the ability to build nuclear weapons, we are finished![/quote]

We never said we were splicing North Koreans, now did we?
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Didn't somebody already splice a pig with an elephant...[/quote]

Pig and elephant DNA just won't mix. Don't you listen to Loverboy?
 
Fear my flying cobras!!! Eagles and cobras spliced together, cogles if you will. So while you are laughing at their name, they swoop in and bite you on the ass.

I will also corner the market in cogle antivenom.
 
This splicing thing has got me thinking. What if you could splice things other than animals? What about people? I always thought that the Dilbert where they spliced the looks of Ghandi with the sexual prowess of Wilt Chamberlain was hilarious. What others would be good? Or what about colors? I want to splice together white with red, and have something other than pink. Like rite or possibly whed. Ooh, ooh. What about machines. I want to splice a tank and a xerox machine. I have no clue what it would do, but it would be awesome.
 
[quote name='Tromack']I want to splice a tank and a xerox machine. I have no clue what it would do, but it would be awesome.[/quote]

It would kick ass and copy names, would it not?
 
[quote name='MrBadExample'][quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Didn't somebody already splice a pig with an elephant...[/quote]

Pig and elephant DNA just won't mix. Don't you listen to Loverboy?[/quote]


i believe you are thinking of the episode of southpark where they tried to cross breed an elephant with cartman's pet pig, so they could have miniature elephants.
 
[quote name='Cracka'][quote name='MrBadExample'][quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Didn't somebody already splice a pig with an elephant...[/quote]

Pig and elephant DNA just won't mix. Don't you listen to Loverboy?[/quote]


i believe you are thinking of the episode of southpark where they tried to cross breed an elephant with cartman's pet pig, so they could have miniature elephants.[/quote]

And we'll never know, since Mr. Garrison got to the pig first.
 
[quote name='Cracka'][quote name='MrBadExample'][quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Didn't somebody already splice a pig with an elephant...[/quote]

Pig and elephant DNA just won't mix. Don't you listen to Loverboy?[/quote]


i believe you are thinking of the episode of southpark where they tried to cross breed an elephant with cartman's pet pig, so they could have miniature elephants.[/quote]

Oh yeah, that's what I was thinking of. That's why I quoted it.
 
[quote name='MrBadExample'][quote name='Cracka'][quote name='MrBadExample'][quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Didn't somebody already splice a pig with an elephant...[/quote]

Pig and elephant DNA just won't mix. Don't you listen to Loverboy?[/quote]


i believe you are thinking of the episode of southpark where they tried to cross breed an elephant with cartman's pet pig, so they could have miniature elephants.[/quote]

Oh yeah, that's what I was thinking of. That's why I quoted it.[/quote]


i cant tell if you're being sarcastic or not, but when i said "i believe you're thinking of.." i was talking to ackbar.
 
The tankerox would be awesome. At the top you put a copy of what you want it to fire, and then you tell it how many you want it to fire. You could fire shells, nuclear missiles, livestock,etc. The possiblities are limitless.
 
I would splice a dog with the genes from someone really cool. That way, they could have the personality and the ability to speak like a human, but they would still look like a dog.
 
[quote name='MrBadExample'][quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Didn't somebody already splice a pig with an elephant...[/quote]

Pig and elephant DNA just won't mix. Don't you listen to Loverboy?[/quote]

Of course tyou can cross a pig and an elephant. You just have to get them good and drunk.
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar'][quote name='MrBadExample'][quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Didn't somebody already splice a pig with an elephant...[/quote]

Pig and elephant DNA just won't mix. Don't you listen to Loverboy?[/quote]

Of course tyou can cross a pig and an elephant. You just have to get them good and drunk.[/quote]

What about making something with 5 asses?
 
[quote name='Theenternal'][quote name='Admiral Ackbar'][quote name='MrBadExample'][quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Didn't somebody already splice a pig with an elephant...[/quote]

Pig and elephant DNA just won't mix. Don't you listen to Loverboy?[/quote]

Of course tyou can cross a pig and an elephant. You just have to get them good and drunk.[/quote]

What about making something with 5 asses?[/quote]

I think you need to see a specialist about that.
 
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