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#1 defender   Supreme Arsehole CAGiversary!   2548 Posts   Joined 12.9 Years Ago  

Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:13 PM

CheapyD is off getting married today. He left me in charge so now that I am officially in charge here are the new rules.


1. You must kiss my ass.
2. Anyone who types my name must call me Mr. Defender
3. No one can say ANYTHING bad about VGD.
4. Anyone mentioning any other store must also mention VGD as an alternative place to buy.
5. Everyone must look at my gallery and make a comment about how handsome I look.
6. Any political topics that I do not agree with be deleted.
7. Everyone must agree that Brooke Burke is the hottest babe ever.

If you do not follow these rules your account will be locked and your IP banned. CheapyD is gone for 3 weeks. Heil Defender!






btw-I am just kidding of course.

Anyone with any problems with the site or has a question feel free to PM me or AIM me (Gametour).

Also I dont think CheapyD will be able to update the front page for deals. While I certainly won't go nuts changing the front page. If someone feels a deal is good enough for the front page please post here and lmk. I would like at least once a week to get something new up.

Enjoy.

#2 pimp_daddy_smurf   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   2545 Posts   Joined 12.7 Years Ago  

pimp_daddy_smurf

Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:18 PM

ALL HAIL KING DEFENDER!!!!!!!!

#3 doraemonkerpal   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   4753 Posts   Joined 12.6 Years Ago  

doraemonkerpal

Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:21 PM

"NEVER!!!"

(Defender's gestapo knocking at my door... :lol:)

Well, to be honest, it's hard for people to be outraged about something once they know the facts. And it takes more effort to dig up facts than be outraged. ;)

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#4 defender   Supreme Arsehole CAGiversary!   2548 Posts   Joined 12.9 Years Ago  

Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:22 PM

Öffnen Sie die Tür JETZT. Dieses ist der Verteidiger Gestapo. Wir wünschen Ihren Esel.

#5 Mr_hockey66   Lets go pens! CAGiversary!   6937 Posts   Joined 12.6 Years Ago  

Mr_hockey66

Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:23 PM

don't let it go to your head! Oh wait it all ready did!
And then the Lord Cry Uno! and let loose the dongs of war!

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Guest_Anonymous_*

Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:24 PM

The mention of Brooke Burke has granted my allegiance!

#7 Graystone   ` CAGiversary!   15662 Posts   Joined 12.2 Years Ago  

Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:28 PM

Let's rebel and overthrow him.

#8 defender   Supreme Arsehole CAGiversary!   2548 Posts   Joined 12.9 Years Ago  

Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:28 PM

I buy the new Brooke calender EVERY year and its proudly displayed in my store.

Here is my desktop too.
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#9 daphatty   VTEC Bitches! Super Moderators   6698 Posts   Joined 12.7 Years Ago  

Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:30 PM

No wonder you stayed towards the back of your store!



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#10 Medium_Pimpin   Dead broke, but Hood Rich CAGiversary!   1448 Posts   Joined 13.2 Years Ago  

Medium_Pimpin

Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:44 PM

8. The ladies showering facilities will be moved to my office so i can watch the girls wash thier breasts and buttocks while i play with myself.
Go back to bed america, your govt. has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed america, your govt. is in control again. Here is american gladiators, go back to bed america. Here is 56 channels of American Gladiators, watch these pituitary retards bang their ****ing skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. YOU ARE FREE TO DO AS WE TELL YOU.

#11 JSweeney   ... CAGiversary!   10783 Posts   Joined 13.2 Years Ago  

JSweeney

Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:44 PM

... and I thought it was just because that was where he kept his porn stock.

#12 Wshakspear   Worst. Post. Ever. CAGiversary!   5610 Posts   Joined 13.3 Years Ago  

Wshakspear

Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:45 PM

Poor kittens :(

#13 JSweeney   ... CAGiversary!   10783 Posts   Joined 13.2 Years Ago  

JSweeney

Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:45 PM

8. The ladies showering facilities will be moved to my office so i can watch the girls wash thier breasts and buttocks while i play with myself.


Does anyone know how to pour lysol on thier brain without causing lasting damage? That mental picture needs to be erased and stain of it washed away.

#14 Medium_Pimpin   Dead broke, but Hood Rich CAGiversary!   1448 Posts   Joined 13.2 Years Ago  

Medium_Pimpin

Posted 26 June 2004 - 07:53 PM

8. The ladies showering facilities will be moved to my office so i can watch the girls wash thier breasts and buttocks while i play with myself.


Does anyone know how to pour lysol on thier brain without causing lasting damage? That mental picture needs to be erased and stain of it washed away.


I seem to have stumped a few of the regulars on that quote, maybe someone else will pick up on that.
Go back to bed america, your govt. has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed america, your govt. is in control again. Here is american gladiators, go back to bed america. Here is 56 channels of American Gladiators, watch these pituitary retards bang their ****ing skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. YOU ARE FREE TO DO AS WE TELL YOU.

#15 craven_fiend   It Gives You Wings CAGiversary!   9144 Posts   Joined 12.7 Years Ago  

craven_fiend

Posted 26 June 2004 - 08:14 PM

thats from one of Adam Sandler's album, but i don't remember which one its from.
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#16 AdamInPlaidum   Wii will rock you. CAGiversary!   3148 Posts   Joined 12.4 Years Ago  

AdamInPlaidum

Posted 26 June 2004 - 08:23 PM

It's from track 1 on They're All Gonna Laugh At You. Hooray for Vice Principal defender!!
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#17 rvdrock   Master Of The Ellipsis CAGiversary!   1475 Posts   Joined 12.4 Years Ago  

Posted 26 June 2004 - 10:05 PM

Brooke Burke is indeed the hottest ever...

#18 JSweeney   ... CAGiversary!   10783 Posts   Joined 13.2 Years Ago  

JSweeney

Posted 26 June 2004 - 10:16 PM

Mr. Defender has made some great changes already. Go check the "casting off the chains of noob tyranny..

That's just brilliant! I laughed, I cried, I saved 7.50 on a movie ticket!

#19 alongx   Soy loco por el Cornball CAGiversary!   4887 Posts   Joined 12.8 Years Ago  

Posted 26 June 2004 - 10:21 PM

ALL HAIL KING DEFENDER!!!!!!!!


That should have been "All Hail King Mr. Defender"
I'm surprised you haven't been banned for that serious offense already.
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#20 Fraggler   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   29 Posts   Joined 12.2 Years Ago  

Fraggler

Posted 26 June 2004 - 10:26 PM

Brooke Burke is the only reason I'd ask someone to have their babies.

EDIT: Specifically Brooke Burke's Babies. Good thing I learned where babies come from!

#21 swetooth9   Go Heels! CAGiversary!   7142 Posts   Joined 12.5 Years Ago  

Posted 26 June 2004 - 10:32 PM

ALL HAIL KING DEFENDER!!!!!!!!


That should have been "All Hail King Mr. Defender"
I'm surprised you haven't been banned for that serious offense already.


:rofl: true that

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#22 defender   Supreme Arsehole CAGiversary!   2548 Posts   Joined 12.9 Years Ago  

Posted 26 June 2004 - 10:38 PM

It's good to be da King.

#23 The Successful Dropout   eye we tall did CAGiversary!   9551 Posts   Joined 12.4 Years Ago  

The Successful Dropout

Posted 26 June 2004 - 10:44 PM

brooke burns is the hottest girl ever...not brooke burke...shes beat
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#24 SneakyPenguin   Agent of SHIELD CAGiversary!   16948 Posts   Joined 12.8 Years Ago  

SneakyPenguin

Posted 27 June 2004 - 05:26 AM

It's good to be da King.


Since you have quoted Mel Brooks, I shall obey you. And now, I shall quote Monty Python:

My liege!

By four o'clock I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.


#25 x0thedeadzone0x   Spin till you're dizzy CAGiversary!   4841 Posts   Joined 12.7 Years Ago  

x0thedeadzone0x

Posted 27 June 2004 - 07:10 AM

Yes! All hail defender! :D
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#26 ElfAngel7   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1215 Posts   Joined 12.7 Years Ago  

ElfAngel7

Posted 27 June 2004 - 07:22 AM

Well, here's a compromise. I won't hail the mighty defender (Mr. Defender. So sorry, please don't ban me!), but i will hail to Brooke Burke. In front of an alter. With a hair doll. Slathered in baby oil.
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#27 helpmeplease   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   2 Posts   Joined 12.2 Years Ago  

helpmeplease

Posted 29 June 2004 - 02:31 AM

I need help Mr. Defender, O' great one. Check your pm's.

#28 sj41   That's Bitchin' CAGiversary!   5189 Posts   Joined 12.4 Years Ago  

Posted 29 June 2004 - 02:38 AM

We are already working on a plan for something "Mr. Defender". :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

#29 Larsin   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   353 Posts   Joined 12.4 Years Ago  

Posted 29 June 2004 - 02:41 AM

Mein Fuir!

#30 defender   Supreme Arsehole CAGiversary!   2548 Posts   Joined 12.9 Years Ago  

Posted 29 June 2004 - 05:53 AM

We are already working on a plan for something "Mr. Defender". :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


Wheels within wheels. :twisted: