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Secret Xbox 360 Achievements Revealed!


#1 CheapyD   Head Cheap Ass Administrators   18194 Posts   Joined 19.3 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 09:04 AM

Wow, Microsoft sure had a lot of foresight when setting up their Achievement system!
Thanks WhipSmartBanky for helping (read: doing the real work) put this together.

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#2 Ledhed   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   9213 Posts   Joined 18.3 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 09:06 AM

I think me and Trak earned at least a dozen "Feel the Love"s tonite during Halo.

#3 Woltaire   2NE1 CAGiversary!   2289 Posts   Joined 16.6 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 09:16 AM

Interesting. Got me going for a minute there.:applause:

#4 Rig   Rig = Lunar CAGiversary!   14236 Posts   Joined 18.2 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 10:01 AM

Is this for real?


:lol:

Very nicely done, Cheapy. (And WSB!)

#5 ananag112   CAGS FOR COCO! CAGiversary!   4294 Posts   Joined 19.0 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 10:13 AM

ROFL

Well done CheapyD and WhipSmartBanky

#6 The Successful Dropout   eye we tall did CAGiversary!   9551 Posts   Joined 18.3 Years Ago  

The Successful Dropout

Posted 09 February 2006 - 10:14 AM

because I don't have a 360 or xbox live, i almost missed this thread...i didn't know it was a joke and assumed it was something serious from the headline on the front page

glad i ended up clicking on it :lol:

#7 oxidative   last chance to evacuate CAGiversary!   889 Posts   Joined 18.1 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 11:21 AM

Awesome. I'll look like an accomplished 360 gamer without ever having to buy a single game!

#8 JDFaulky   Zelda Fanatic CAGiversary!   1490 Posts   Joined 18.7 Years Ago  

JDFaulky

Posted 09 February 2006 - 11:41 AM

haha, good stuff

#9 tayaf69   I want to change my name CAGiversary!   1244 Posts   Joined 18.1 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 12:14 PM

Great topic! lol

Seriously though, as funny as it is has all of this stuff happened? I might need to wait to buy a system then...

#10 Number83   ¡oɹq 'ʎɹoʇs ןooɔ CAGiversary!   10559 Posts   Joined 17.1 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 01:00 PM

...I don't get it...:-k

#11 Scorch   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   37487 Posts   Joined 19.0 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 01:02 PM

Is this for real?


Yes. Yes, it is.

#12 lee337   Shoot the Core! CAGiversary!   116 Posts   Joined 18.9 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 01:11 PM

Freaking hillarious. Love the Robocop picuture.

#13 hutno   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   2226 Posts   Joined 18.4 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 01:11 PM

Yes. Yes, it is.


To access it, all you need to do is enter the konami code at the main menul

#14 tayaf69   I want to change my name CAGiversary!   1244 Posts   Joined 18.1 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 01:23 PM

I was just curious what other issues you guys have had yourselves with the systems....

I have $200+ in CC gift cards and I was waiting to get one, but I hate dealing with problems, so I guess this topic, while still a funny joke, has some relevance to how the system is performing right?

#15 shipwreck   CAG Reviews Editor Super Moderators   7592 Posts   Joined 18.7 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 01:27 PM

So it looks like you haven't unlocked the "Titanic 2 Gigs" achievement yet. Try deleting all of the movies and music that came bundled on the Hard Drive.

Another difficult to get one is "Profile Load Race". In order to achieve this, you must start your console up with Dead Or Alive 4 in the disc drive and your gamer profile must load before your Dead Or Alive save file is copied over. This one can take awhile, but it's definitely worth it.

#16 thabizzle   I'll have...the chicken!! CAGiversary!   210 Posts   Joined 18.9 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 01:28 PM

OMFG! Thanks Cheapy and WSB, I needed that before I go to work.

#17 Serialkilla   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   343 Posts   Joined 18.0 Years Ago  

Serialkilla

Posted 09 February 2006 - 01:47 PM

Great stuff, I needed a good laugh this morning!

#18 thebob101   Spaceknight CAGiversary!   2961 Posts   Joined 16.8 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 02:04 PM

That's some funny stuff.

#19 Maddgief   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   294 Posts   Joined 17.0 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 02:07 PM

Yay for us who have waited to launch into nextgen! I've been playing a rock solid XBOX this week with no frustrations. Panzer Dragoon Orta rulzorz!

#20 munch   la tête de CAG CAGiversary!   19476 Posts   Joined 18.9 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 02:13 PM

I thought this was real at first. Now I feel like a dumbass. Thanks CheapyD!

#21 Calico   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   329 Posts   Joined 18.1 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 02:25 PM

DOA4 has the achievements of shame for losing 5 in a row... and a few others worth 0pts. I think some of these should be worth 0 pts

#22 RedvsBlue  

RedvsBlue

Posted 09 February 2006 - 02:30 PM

DOA4 has the achievements of shame for losing 5 in a row... and a few others worth 0pts. I think some of these should be worth 0 pts


I feel like I won a 0 pts achievement from visiting this thread

#23 Mookyjooky   Work is play... CAGiversary!   5203 Posts   Joined 18.3 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 02:36 PM

I feel like I won a 0 pts achievement from visiting this thread


Maybe you should get -500 Achievement points for being the dumbest CAG.

#24 shady859   Big Blue Nation CAGiversary!   7283 Posts   Joined 18.2 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 02:42 PM

LOL nice list.

I got 10 points for not giving someone a bad rep after getting beat at a game of Madden. I'm pretty sure i'm one of the few people who have ever been awarded this.......

#25 Javery   Drug-Dealer-Keeper-Awayer CAGiversary!   22426 Posts   Joined 18.7 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 03:11 PM

Nice work WSB and CheapyD. It was good for a laugh but sad because I'm further along on this achievement board than any others...

#26 ryanbph   Man Down CAGiversary!   7233 Posts   Joined 18.7 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 03:13 PM

thanks for the funny images....I do think the noise pollution should be worth more then 10 points :)

#27 Tyga24   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1241 Posts   Joined 17.2 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 03:17 PM

That's hilarious. Great work Cheapy and Banky.

#28 dabamus   Banned Banned   4291 Posts   Joined 17.9 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 03:19 PM

That's awesome:D
When I saw it on the front page I thought "oh, cool, some new stuff for when I get a 360". Then I read the thread, and got a good laugh.
BTW, supposedly some of the 2nd gen 360s have the overheating and crashing problems fixed.

#29 cdeener   Love Those Price Drops!!! CAGiversary!   5087 Posts   Joined 17.7 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2006 - 03:21 PM

:rofl:

Can't wait to get my 360 when all the bugs have been worked out.

#30 MrOpinion   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   1 Posts   Joined 16.6 Years Ago  

MrOpinion

Posted 09 February 2006 - 03:28 PM

Aw man! I'll never get the Network H4X0R one!

But at least I got Hard Core and Stalker!