[CheapyD]

Ah, Japan...they have products for all my needs!

[levi333]

What the???

[Sway]

Awesome. Where's the manual for that?

[mcgavin27]

Wow!!!

[Stoneage]

Lesson learned today: Japan likes to drink cock. And seemingly, two cocks. The funny thing to me: It says "Made in Japan" in English.

[Graystone]

The funny thing to me: It says "Made in Japan" in English.

I saw that to it made me I guess Japan loves the cock.

[Panda Wizardry]

Hahahahahaha. Man, that is too much...

[blackcracker]

They need to have a double fisted ad right next to it.

[alongx]

Well, while I don't know where you can keep your cocks, I can tell you where to fill all of your cock ring needs.

[j.elles]

Cock supposed to be short for Peacock the brand name. Or is it the name or a drink or type of drink. Like Soda fountain or something.

[Ikohn4ever]

and just when I said where am I goin to put my two cocks

[The Linguist]

That figures. I just bought a single cock keeper, and now they come out with this model. Damn you Japan!

[zewone]

In your butt boy! You hear me? I said in your butt!!teehee

[thorbahn3]

I keep my cock in the basement so it stays cool and moist.

[R1V3R5]

Well, while I don't know where you can keep your cocks, I can tell you where to fill all of your cock ring needs.

LOL, almost forgot about that! Mr. Show owns.

[hipsterplease]

I keep mine wrapped in cellophane and packed in dry ice... but that's just me.

[boozi]

Another great picture that should be sent to engrish.com

[AkuRit]

Thats a keeper

[Dkellar]

You better have bought one!

[PinheadsNailGun]

Mine is detachable. But damn if I'm ever losing it. I once found it being sold right next to a toaster on the side of the street for sale. I had to talk the guy down from 22 to 17. But once I got home, I washed it off and put it back. I finally felt like a complete man again

[ZeroSupporT]

I hope they don't have a soda called Cock.

"Pass me a cock, man"
"I'm so thirsty, I sure could use some cock right about now"
"Is the cock cold yet?"

[evilpenguin9000]

Happy as puppy with two peckers?

[Snake2715]

That figures. I just bought a single cock keeper, and now they come out with this model. Damn you Japan!

But is your cock bigger than this Nin... I mean peacok's double cock version?

[DuckM4n]

Oh my, now i know why japanese men are so horny, they have TWO of them, imagine the double testosterone and the urges, lol.

[shieryda]

Mine is detachable. But damn if I'm ever losing it. I once found it being sold right next to a toaster on the side of the street for sale. I had to talk the guy down from 22 to 17. But once I got home, I washed it off and put it back. I finally felt like a complete man again

Ha!!! I remember that song "Detachable Penis" by King Missile.

[Johnny Postman]

Great product for the collectors although it's probably best to keep it in the original package - I would guess it goes down in value when you take it out of the wrapper and play with it.

[mr ryles]

Has it been confirmed What the "cock" is? And where can I find this cock? Is the cock rare? Why do I need a machine for disspensing 2 cocks? What flavors of cock do they make? Is the cock a cold drink or hot drink? Is the cock even a drink?

[PinheadsNailGun]

Ha!!! I remember that song "Detachable Penis" by King Missile.

Dude, I think you're the first person that probably got that! That song was the first thing that came to mind when I opened the thread ahaha

[psiufoxx2]

They are right.. that's a Keeper.

[shieryda]

Cheapy, can we get a verdict on this thing? Does it keep your cock hot or cold, or both at the same time?