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Damn, where am I going to keep these two cocks?


#1 CheapyD   Head Cheap Ass Administrators   17736 Posts   Joined 16.1 Years Ago  

Posted 19 March 2006 - 09:23 AM

Ah, Japan...they have products for all my needs!

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#2 levi333   Guns... CAGiversary!   3062 Posts   Joined 15.3 Years Ago  

Posted 19 March 2006 - 09:41 AM

What the???

#3 Sway   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   2748 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

Posted 19 March 2006 - 09:51 AM

Awesome. Where's the manual for that?

#4 mcgavin27   twomanjobs.com CAGiversary!   3977 Posts   Joined 14.3 Years Ago  

Posted 19 March 2006 - 02:54 PM

Wow!!!

#5 Stoneage   Don't touch my stuff! CAGiversary!   2010 Posts   Joined 15.5 Years Ago  

Posted 19 March 2006 - 03:10 PM

Lesson learned today: Japan likes to drink cock. And seemingly, two cocks. The funny thing to me: It says "Made in Japan" in English.

#6 Graystone   ` CAGiversary!   15662 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

Posted 19 March 2006 - 06:23 PM

The funny thing to me: It says "Made in Japan" in English.


I saw that to it made me :lol: I guess Japan loves the cock.

#7 Panda Wizardry   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   2641 Posts   Joined 15.8 Years Ago  

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 12:16 AM

Hahahahahaha. Man, that is too much...

#8 blackcracker   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   117 Posts   Joined 16.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 12:53 AM

They need to have a double fisted ad right next to it.

#9 alongx   Soy loco por el Cornball CAGiversary!   4889 Posts   Joined 15.5 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2006 - 02:15 AM

Well, while I don't know where you can keep your cocks, I can tell you where to fill all of your cock ring needs.

#10 j.elles   Gaming Addict CAGiversary!   1468 Posts   Joined 15.2 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2006 - 02:37 AM

Cock supposed to be short for Peacock the brand name. Or is it the name or a drink or type of drink. Like Soda fountain or something.

#11 Ikohn4ever   No Women, No Children CAGiversary!   10804 Posts   Joined 15.5 Years Ago  

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 03:39 AM

and just when I said where am I goin to put my two cocks

#12 The Linguist   .5 man + .5 bear + .5 pig CAGiversary!   409 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

The Linguist

Posted 20 March 2006 - 03:50 AM

That figures. I just bought a single cock keeper, and now they come out with this model. Damn you Japan!

#13 zewone   Thursday CAGiversary!   43156 Posts   Joined 15.1 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2006 - 03:52 AM

In your butt boy! You hear me? I said in your butt!!teehee

#14 thorbahn3   Everyone talks too much! Super Moderators   4205 Posts   Joined 15.3 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2006 - 04:43 AM

I keep my cock in the basement so it stays cool and moist.

#15 R1V3R5   No Pussy McNeverSexes CAGiversary!   2500 Posts   Joined 15.3 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2006 - 04:57 AM

Well, while I don't know where you can keep your cocks, I can tell you where to fill all of your cock ring needs.



LOL, almost forgot about that! Mr. Show owns.

#16 hipsterplease   The Old Nerdy Bastard CAGiversary!   998 Posts   Joined 14.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 02:31 PM

I keep mine wrapped in cellophane and packed in dry ice... but that's just me.

#17 boozi   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   312 Posts   Joined 14.8 Years Ago  

Posted 20 March 2006 - 05:23 PM

Another great picture that should be sent to engrish.com :D

#18 AkuRit   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   13 Posts   Joined 13.2 Years Ago  

Posted 21 March 2006 - 03:01 AM

Thats a keeper

#19 Dkellar   D I Y CAGiversary!   4455 Posts   Joined 14.2 Years Ago  

Posted 21 March 2006 - 04:44 AM

You better have bought one!

#20 PinheadsNailGun  

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 09:03 AM

Mine is detachable. But damn if I'm ever losing it. I once found it being sold right next to a toaster on the side of the street for sale. I had to talk the guy down from 22 to 17. But once I got home, I washed it off and put it back. I finally felt like a complete man again

#21 ZeroSupporT   By Your Powers Combined.. CAGiversary!   1333 Posts   Joined 15.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 04:51 PM

I hope they don't have a soda called Cock.

"Pass me a cock, man"
"I'm so thirsty, I sure could use some cock right about now"
"Is the cock cold yet?"

#22 evilpenguin9000   Bringer of cowbell CAGiversary!   1214 Posts   Joined 15.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 23 March 2006 - 09:42 AM

Happy as puppy with two peckers?

#23 Snake2715   Gotta Have Your Toys... CAGiversary!   8551 Posts   Joined 15.5 Years Ago  

Posted 23 March 2006 - 02:37 PM

That figures. I just bought a single cock keeper, and now they come out with this model. Damn you Japan!


But is your cock bigger than this Nin... I mean peacok's double cock version?

#24 DuckM4n   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   350 Posts   Joined 13.3 Years Ago  

Posted 23 March 2006 - 07:08 PM

Oh my, now i know why japanese men are so horny, they have TWO of them, imagine the double testosterone and the urges, lol.

#25 shieryda   Opus Eponymous CAGiversary!   9251 Posts   Joined 14.8 Years Ago  

Posted 23 March 2006 - 09:33 PM

Mine is detachable. But damn if I'm ever losing it. I once found it being sold right next to a toaster on the side of the street for sale. I had to talk the guy down from 22 to 17. But once I got home, I washed it off and put it back. I finally felt like a complete man again


Ha!!! I remember that song "Detachable Penis" by King Missile.

#26 Johnny Postman   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1038 Posts   Joined 15.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 24 March 2006 - 03:06 AM

Great product for the collectors although it's probably best to keep it in the original package - I would guess it goes down in value when you take it out of the wrapper and play with it.

#27 mr ryles   Plays bowling CAGiversary!   14732 Posts   Joined 15.7 Years Ago  

Posted 24 March 2006 - 03:21 AM

Has it been confirmed What the "cock" is? And where can I find this cock? Is the cock rare? Why do I need a machine for disspensing 2 cocks? What flavors of cock do they make? Is the cock a cold drink or hot drink? Is the cock even a drink?

#28 PinheadsNailGun  

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Posted 24 March 2006 - 06:41 AM

Ha!!! I remember that song "Detachable Penis" by King Missile.


Dude, I think you're the first person that probably got that! That song was the first thing that came to mind when I opened the thread ahaha

#29 psiufoxx2   Pouty CAGiversary!   1798 Posts   Joined 14.2 Years Ago  

Posted 24 March 2006 - 07:29 PM

They are right.. that's a Keeper.

#30 shieryda   Opus Eponymous CAGiversary!   9251 Posts   Joined 14.8 Years Ago  

Posted 24 March 2006 - 07:42 PM

Cheapy, can we get a verdict on this thing? Does it keep your cock hot or cold, or both at the same time?