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I think an ant might have crawled up my ass.


#1 sonicbooom   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   2203 Posts   Joined 12.5 Years Ago  

Posted 20 September 2006 - 06:14 AM

I had an ant problem in my room last week.. it's not bad anymore, but there are a few ants around. Sometimes they get on my arms or legs. I think one crawled up my ass just now.

I swiped my fingers between my ass cheeks a few times, no sign of any ants. So I sniffed my fingers just for the Fuck of it.. damn, that smells good.

This is a true story.


#2 DT778   number 1 on the westside CAGiversary!   10543 Posts   Joined 14.0 Years Ago  

Posted 20 September 2006 - 06:24 AM

haha, an ant took your cheeks.

#3 Zenithian Legend   Banned Banned   13122 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 06:26 AM

Probably not the first time you've let something crawl in your ass, eh ;)
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#4 marten   YOU DARE NOT. CAGiversary!   2842 Posts   Joined 12.4 Years Ago  

Posted 20 September 2006 - 06:27 AM

Quit shoving candy canes, pixie sticks and dots up your ass, and they wouldn't try to crawl inside. :applause:



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#5 DT778   number 1 on the westside CAGiversary!   10543 Posts   Joined 14.0 Years Ago  

Posted 20 September 2006 - 06:28 AM

you better hope he doesn't crawl out off your ass and into your mouth repeatedly while you're sleeping.

#6 Zenithian Legend   Banned Banned   13122 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 06:29 AM

This topic is going no where good...
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#7 kevzik   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   2883 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

Posted 20 September 2006 - 06:46 AM

Look at the bright side...youre not a virgin anymore!

LOOKING FOR A BLURAY DRIVE - WILL TRADE NEW TEKKEN BUNDLE!

http://www.cheapassg...076#post6774076


#8 RedvsBlue  

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 07:02 AM

This topic is going no where good...

Neither is that ant.

#9 Strell   LOBSTERS!....IN MY PANTS! CAGiversary!   26583 Posts   Joined 14.1 Years Ago  

Posted 20 September 2006 - 07:06 AM

Mmmmm this thread makes me HUNGRY!!!!!!!!


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#10 whoknows   Time and Eternity for all of time and eternity CAGiversary!   39874 Posts   Joined 13.3 Years Ago  

Posted 20 September 2006 - 07:06 AM

Look at the bright side...youre not a virgin anymore!

Wait, that counts? I gotta go find an ant...

you are a pillar of the video game/gaming community.  

Thanks you are truly a pillar of the community!

 

It's because of pillars like you, I remain in this community.  Thank you!

 

Spoken like a true pillar. The community sends its many thanks.

 

How dare you speak to the pillar of our community that way. If he says you're a closet vita fan he knows what he's talking about.

 

 


#11 kevzik   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   2883 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

Posted 20 September 2006 - 07:44 AM

Wait, that counts? I gotta go find an ant...


In my book!

LOOKING FOR A BLURAY DRIVE - WILL TRADE NEW TEKKEN BUNDLE!

http://www.cheapassg...076#post6774076


#12 Graystone   ` CAGiversary!   15662 Posts   Joined 13.4 Years Ago  

Posted 20 September 2006 - 07:58 AM

I've got high hopes for OP future here.

#13 BryceDraven   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   236 Posts   Joined 11.2 Years Ago  

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 07:59 AM

Sometimes I think their is a bug crawling up my ass but then I remember, it's most likely just butt hair. ;)

#14 Maklershed   Feed me a stray cat CAGiversary!   34088 Posts   Joined 12.4 Years Ago  

Posted 20 September 2006 - 11:39 AM

I think an ant might have crawled up my ass



What does does your Uncle think of that? *rimshot*


Also ... best thread title ever.

 


#15 PhreQuencYViii   Suck My Blood CAGiversary!   445 Posts   Joined 12.5 Years Ago  

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 12:10 PM

Man, now I can go about my day happy.
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#16 Sleepkyng   doesn't even exist any more CAGiversary!   5761 Posts   Joined 12.8 Years Ago  

Posted 20 September 2006 - 12:17 PM

so, does this "ant" live in Chelsea and have a small chiuahua named Sprinter?

#17 Maklershed   Feed me a stray cat CAGiversary!   34088 Posts   Joined 12.4 Years Ago  

Posted 20 September 2006 - 02:05 PM

Oh man do I love Google Ads:

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#18 Diiz   calm like a bomb CAGiversary!   2113 Posts   Joined 13.9 Years Ago  

Posted 20 September 2006 - 02:08 PM

you better hope he doesn't crawl out off your ass and into your mouth repeatedly while you're sleeping.


:rofl:
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#19 Xevious   Most Damned CAG Evar CAGiversary!   8915 Posts   Joined 13.5 Years Ago  

Posted 20 September 2006 - 05:28 PM

Its funny. The OP has a history of having really hot women for his avatar. I look at the avatar and then I look at the thread title......Not compatible.

Damn you xevious...

Damn you Xevious... damn you to hell.....

Damn you Xevious be quiet.

So you know EBM? Damn you Xevious...




#20 Snake2715   Gotta Have Your Toys... CAGiversary!   8551 Posts   Joined 14.0 Years Ago  

Posted 20 September 2006 - 05:43 PM

Quit shoving candy canes, pixie sticks and dots up your ass, and they wouldn't try to crawl inside. :applause:



Thats probably a trap he was laying to get the ants intereseted...
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#21 chimpian   Now 10% more chimp CAGiversary!   1643 Posts   Joined 13.7 Years Ago  

Posted 21 September 2006 - 01:15 PM

so technically there was penitration so the ant raped you.....
who do you call the local PD or the exterminator?
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