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These CAGs have what it takes to be members... keyboards.
And these cops have what it takes to be cops... badges.
And now, a quick crash course on these awesome officers, and it may contain SPOILERS.
* Robert Ben Garant as Deputy Travis Junior, a trailer trash redneck who likes beer, firearms, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and perhaps most of all, his moustache. He trains police dogs for the department and is almost never seen without his trademark sunglasses and bulletproof vest, which is always outside of his shirt, often seen as a tactical error by real police officers. He also has very bad vision without his sunglasses. Junior often performs the functions the other officers are unwilling to do. He also has a running gag in which he pulls over a driver, and as he approaches the vehicle, he gets knocked out or is otherwise rendered incapacitated by the car door opening or something falling off the car. He has three brothers, Henry Junior Junior from Panama City, Florida, Lance Corporal Junior who serves in the U.S. Marine Corps in Tikrit, Iraq, and Tater Junior from Sparks, Nevada.
* Kerri Kenney-Silver as Deputy Trudy Wiegel, an emotionally unstable, heavily medicated hypochondriac, with multiple psychological disorders. She is a generally odd, slow-witted officer with low self esteem and a special love for cats (she owns over eight; one named "Tigger" is dead and stuffed). She also enjoys crafts, and is infatuated with Lieutenant Jim Dangle. She generally distracts the other officers with her flakiness. She frequently visits her mother's grave to have one-sided conversations with her, even planning picnics in which she brings two lunches. She began dating a man named Craig Pullin, only to discover he was the Truckee River Killer after discovering several severed body parts in his fridge. After turning him in, she continued their relationship even after he was sentenced to death. At one point she tried to help him escape by leaving a hacksaw in the cake she gave him, but he was unable to understand the various verbal clues she was giving him. On the day he was sentenced to die, the two got married. She also seems to have a hatred for Koreans, as hinted during the 2nd season when she took a machine gun and shot at a Korean's house. She has shown other racist tendencies as well, such as when the black cops showed discomfort in using the term "colored person", she asked "What if I said, 'Which nigger took the last donut?'" At the beginning of the 4th season, after six months of personal leave, she returned pregnant. She later explained that her child was not Craig Pullin's baby--she went to a sperm bank and had herself artificially inseminated. At the mention of the sperm bank the camera panned to every guy in the room and each of them gave a little info on the sperm bank, leading the viewer to wonder which, if any, of them is her child's "father".
* Thomas Lennon as Lieutenant Jim Dangle, a deputy who holds the highest rank and is always seen wearing his trademark short shorts. Dangle is also the subject of a running gag in which his police bicycle is stolen or vandalized after walking away from it for only a minute. It is hinted that Travis Junior is responsible for at least some of these bicycle incidents. It has also been heavily implied that Dangle is gay, due to his crush on Jones, the special relationships he makes with male suspects and witnesses, and several nude and cross-dressing incidents in the 1st season. At one point he got married to the heiress of a vacuum cleaner fortune, because she was morbidly obese and he believed she would die soon. She later got gastric-bypass surgery and the two divorced. Dangle displays varying levels of frankness regarding his sexuality: in one episode, he asks Junior whether or not he comes off as gay, but in another episode he admits that he intended to use a contested jet ski to move rapidly from one gay bar to another.
* Wendi McLendon-Covey as Deputy Clementine "Clemmie" Johnson, a promiscuous, blonde female officer. She always wears her uniform partially unbuttoned to expose her cleavage. She is also an ex-magician's assistant, Wiccan, pothead, and Steely Dan groupie.
* Niecy Nash as Deputy Raineesha Williams, a loud and boisterous cop who regularly maces men. She broke up with Jones before the show premiered, but still occasionally answers his booty calls. She once joined the Nation of Islam in order to get the month of Ramadan off. She often yells, "Hahh?" after making a blunt statement for effect. Raineesha is a single mother who may or may not know the parentage of her children.
* Mary Birdsong as new (3rd season) Deputy Cheresa Kimball, an efficient rookie cop that no one seems to know anything about, although they suspect that she is a lesbian. Her profile on the official site[1] states that she joined the force because: "My past is filled with sin and small time crimes and misdemeanors. Enforcing the law is my way of righting all my wrongs, cleaning up my karma. Also, they give good benefits." She is the only member of the force even remotely competent.
* Cedric Yarbrough as Deputy S. "Jonesy" Jones, a black, semi-successful ladies man. He is usually paired with Deputy Garcia. He was raised in Mound, Minnesota, a suburb of the Twin Cities. It is implied that he is Raineesha's ex-boyfriend, and he is in an on-again, off-again relationship with Clementine. He is also a talented singer and dancer, and works part-time as a stripper (in a police uniform). Jones commonly uses the expression, "You're a regular Jay Leno," as a response to a perpetrator making a joke. Other than the initial "S," Jones's first name is never said. During an infomercial for new years blanks, he is called Ron by Kimball. However, during another infomercial, Junior is called Bill, so the informercial does not reflect the character's true names. During the 4th season premiere, it is implied that he is the father of Deputy Williams' children.
* Carlos Alazraqui as Deputy James Oswaldo Garcia, a racist, sexist, miserable second-generation (at least) Mexican-American. The other Deputies often poke fun at his private off-duty life, involving lonely masturbation, no sex life and reruns of Hill Street Blues. He is usually partnered with Deputy Jones, and they have an oddly healthy working relationship, despite Jones being black and Garcia a racist. His healthy working relationship with Jones seems to be crumbling as of late. This is evident whenever Garcia makes a racist remark that causes Jones to assault Garcia because of the remark. From a couple episodes in Season 2, it is possible that he has gay thoughts and feelings for Kenny Rogers.
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