OMG I'm in tears. This is a quote from an OP of a totally different forum.
I had been wanting to post this for a while, but I was on vacation from the internets, so it had to wait until now.
This thread is decidated to the living legend poster, Regalsin, now known as Reguluse. Regalsin has done what no other poster in the history of the internet has proven capable of doing: He broke Ultima's brain.
Regalsin's posting style is sheer genius. At a glance, his posts have just enough semblance of structure, grammer and coherency to lure you into reading them. You know better, but you get sucked in anyway. Once he has you trapped, you read through his entire post, your brain frantically trying to extract some vague semblance of a point from the madness, desparately trying to make sense from non-sense to justify the time spent trudging through the post, often end up re-reading it several times as a result, which only pulls you further into the trap, your brain cells dying en mass with every futile attempt.
At the end, you concede defeat, because even the most logical of minds cannot create order from such a a malestrom of chaos. You just hope that, next time, perhaps you'll either finally be able to understand just what the it is the boy is trying to say, or else hope that you have the willpower to skip over his inviting posts, lest they drive you further into the depths of insanity.
Sadly, I have found that my brain cannot withstand the strain of such continued effort. Regalsin has utterly defeated my logical way of thinking, in a complete and utter manner than no one, not Seth Killian and his spite and condescending attitude, not Holden and his unprovoked vitriol, not SBZ and his complete retardation, not killacam and his ignorant niggerdom, not I@I.COM and his complete stone-deaf hardheadedness, and not JBgainz when he tried to convince me that Capcom ripped off Mortal Kombat's Scorpion when they made Spiderman for Marvel Superheroes. No, not one of them has done what Regalsin has done. Regalsin has forced me to acknowledge defeat without even much of a contest, to retreat from battle and to not even try to make a come back. I shall not return like McArthur. I won't be back like Arnold.
All that I can do to preserve my sanity is to put the legend, That Man, on ignore. I have no other choice. Such is his magnificence, that I am not worthy to behold it. However, I take no shame in this defeat, total and final as it is.
And the best part is, he has done this without even trying!