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The RegalSin2020 Appreciation Thread


#61 Kendro   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   3541 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

Posted 21 November 2006 - 04:25 PM

RegalSin's biography



This isn't the first RegalSin Appreciation Thread


OMG I'm in tears. This is a quote from an OP of a totally different forum.

I had been wanting to post this for a while, but I was on vacation from the internets, so it had to wait until now.

This thread is decidated to the living legend poster, Regalsin, now known as Reguluse. Regalsin has done what no other poster in the history of the internet has proven capable of doing: He broke Ultima's brain.

Regalsin's posting style is sheer genius. At a glance, his posts have just enough semblance of structure, grammer and coherency to lure you into reading them. You know better, but you get sucked in anyway. Once he has you trapped, you read through his entire post, your brain frantically trying to extract some vague semblance of a point from the madness, desparately trying to make sense from non-sense to justify the time spent trudging through the post, often end up re-reading it several times as a result, which only pulls you further into the trap, your brain cells dying en mass with every futile attempt.

At the end, you concede defeat, because even the most logical of minds cannot create order from such a a malestrom of chaos. You just hope that, next time, perhaps you'll either finally be able to understand just what the Fuck it is the boy is trying to say, or else hope that you have the willpower to skip over his inviting posts, lest they drive you further into the depths of insanity.

Sadly, I have found that my brain cannot withstand the strain of such continued effort. Regalsin has utterly defeated my logical way of thinking, in a complete and utter manner than no one, not Seth Killian and his spite and condescending attitude, not Holden and his unprovoked vitriol, not SBZ and his complete retardation, not killacam and his ignorant niggerdom, not I@I.COM and his complete stone-deaf hardheadedness, and not JBgainz when he tried to convince me that Capcom ripped off Mortal Kombat's Scorpion when they made Spiderman for Marvel Superheroes. No, not one of them has done what Regalsin has done. Regalsin has forced me to acknowledge defeat without even much of a contest, to retreat from battle and to not even try to make a come back. I shall not return like McArthur. I won't be back like Arnold.

All that I can do to preserve my sanity is to put the legend, That Man, on ignore. I have no other choice. Such is his magnificence, that I am not worthy to behold it. However, I take no shame in this defeat, total and final as it is.

And the best part is, he has done this without even trying!

TO REGALSIN!



#62

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Posted 21 November 2006 - 06:45 PM

Holy Fuck. This is amazing.


That tribute page is incredible. We need to make a RegalSin wiki and combine the info from that forum with ours :lol:

his review of Sin and Punishment is alright, but people have covered most of the good ones: http://cheapassgamer...ad.php?t=112547

It's getting to the point where you can't keep track of them all.

Some people post one extremely unintelligible post or someone spots one instance of funny Engrish in a game and it becomes a meme-- but practically every RegalSin post beats these.

I THOUGHT I WAS MOST LOVED FORUM ODDITY:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

*spends a half-hour updating the cat pic thread*



no, you're more like Mr. Dur to RegalSin's Chef. you haven't even reached Slidecage status and never will because you're trying too hard. A better analogy might be that you are Poochy to RegalSin and Slidecage's Itchy and Scratchy. NOW BOW YOUR HEAD IN SHAME!!!!

#63 DT778   number 1 on the westside CAGiversary!   10543 Posts   Joined 14.0 Years Ago  

Posted 21 November 2006 - 06:51 PM

no, you're more like Mr. Dur to RegalSin's Chef. you haven't even reached Slidecage status and never will because you're trying too hard. A better analogy might be that you are Poochy to RegalSin and Slidecage's Itchy and Scratchy. NOW BOW YOUR HEAD IN SHAME!!!!

:applause: qft!

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Posted 21 November 2006 - 11:33 PM

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#65 Dick Tracy   The Man in the Yellow Hat CAGiversary!   38657 Posts   Joined 13.4 Years Ago  

Posted 22 November 2006 - 12:07 AM

Remember, some of us are lucky enough to have seen Regal on his webcam in the CAGchat, where he acted just as insane physically as he is verbally (and mentally).

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#66 I AM WILLIAM H. MACY   William "Hog" Macy CAGiversary!   3539 Posts   Joined 12.7 Years Ago  

I AM WILLIAM H. MACY

Posted 22 November 2006 - 12:26 AM

Remember, some of us are lucky enough to have seen Regal on his webcam in the CAGchat, where he acted just as insane physically as he is verbally (and mentally).

HE'S A REAL PERSON??!!

WTF

#67 Moxio   Supervillain CAGiversary!   35394 Posts   Joined 14.0 Years Ago  

Posted 22 November 2006 - 12:29 AM

It's an act, but a fairly good one.

#68 I AM WILLIAM H. MACY   William "Hog" Macy CAGiversary!   3539 Posts   Joined 12.7 Years Ago  

I AM WILLIAM H. MACY

Posted 22 November 2006 - 12:33 AM

About Pizza Hut USA or any other Fast Food Joints. Did you know in france they would change the Oil every now and then. Also guess what you can use the same oil to refuel cars.

Quote:but in reality, a bowl of fried cockroaches would probably be better for you than most of the crap we shovel down our throats


I bet these roaches don't smell like the ones we see in the kitchen. Speaking of which I would like to eat some grubs like Tomon and Pumba. I mean don't you remember the way they would quish in there mouths


Personally this guy has nothing on me. His stuff is not that rare nore really collectable and most of everything you can buy from a store near you or steal from the dumpster of a GS and E3.

Maybe the figures but everything else is a joke. I was just thining about doing something very simular but I need a yellow shower curtain and will have to wait till my hair grows back along with some props.


Yes I do. I have a single Sliver( Not grey) Hair sticking up in the middle of my head.

It's probably normal since I had it from when I was 14 or 17. then again after dealing with the craptacullar school I had to dealth with the family I was born into again and again and again. Then again maybe it's from all Jakcing off I did earlier on in life or the couple of times I drank Alcohol products by accident when I was two, five, and eleven. Nope it's probably all the hate I have sealed inside from over the years.

You do know the reason people die is the fact they kill themselves?

I'm gonna go read the rest of this thread now, good work everyone

#69 Ender   Bears, Beets....... CAGiversary!   2965 Posts   Joined 12.0 Years Ago  

Posted 22 November 2006 - 12:38 AM

And I thought Slidecage was bad......holy Fuck........
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#70 Zenithian Legend   Banned Banned   13122 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 22 November 2006 - 01:15 AM

He's like a cross between Jack Handy & Ned Flanders...
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#71 Ikohn4ever   No Women, No Children CAGiversary!   10804 Posts   Joined 14.0 Years Ago  

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Posted 22 November 2006 - 01:37 AM

dude where the hell is he?
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#72 guinaevere   the incredible disappearing moderator Super Moderators   7463 Posts   Joined 13.4 Years Ago  

Posted 22 November 2006 - 01:39 AM

1. The Hobbit was never made for starters it is too much Harry Potter. The thing about Harry Potter and the Hobbit is that they start off as children and for children which brings us to Conan.

Conan the book he was a child into slaverly camps <snip, that's enough of that>

Ha ha ha, his logic is breath-taking. He manages to relate The Hobbit, Harry Potter, Conan, Willow and Link.

:rofl:

I always figured the Regal was just english-language impaired. Until I read that post. No further comment required.

For those of y'all wanting a RegalSin response, he has at least seen this thread. I know because I clicked his name to see if his profile listed a nationality (which it didn't), and it said he was currently viewing this thread. Will he respond? No idea.
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#73 judyjudyjudy   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   3593 Posts   Joined 14.0 Years Ago  

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Posted 22 November 2006 - 01:53 AM

On the safety of electric blankets:

I forget who the creator of etc energy we are using but the fact is AC or DC Electricity cannot hurt you unless you are holding both current wires where electricity passes threw.

It is proven where birds who sit atop the electric wires there feet only touches one of the pairs of wires thus not creating or disturbing the flowing current. However since your so big and all if you was to hang from Electric wires you woulg get a jolt from them. Just try letting a bird fly out and it will not get shocked unless it is that new to the concept.

Again in the case vs. the Electric Chair
(which first activation was video tapped ) against the Electric suit you can safely be equiped with wires and not get shocked proven by the creator of AC itself who whore a suit of light which many people still use wear today.

Again The electric blanket warms the blanket no diffrently then your toaster or a hand warmer warms up. This is why they say it is not safe to use them since they might catch fire after long time of usage. You also could get shocked if you pour water in the worng are of the blanket. It is a death trap even if it a cozy death trap. Just do not pour water or do not leave on for days at a time.


Remember, some of us are lucky enough to have seen Regal on his webcam in the CAGchat, where he acted just as insane physically as he is verbally (and mentally).

ZOMG tell us more!
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#74 Kayden   Banned Banned   17673 Posts   Joined 13.0 Years Ago  

Posted 22 November 2006 - 02:02 AM

Good god... I've fallen into a vat of consentraited stupid.

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Kayden you would be awesome in Congress.


#75 DT778   number 1 on the westside CAGiversary!   10543 Posts   Joined 14.0 Years Ago  

Posted 22 November 2006 - 02:06 AM

ZOMG tell us more!

once he was showing off some of his cartoon porn he drew in his sophmore year. another time he was just showing off random crap from his room.

#76

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Posted 22 November 2006 - 02:18 AM

someone will find my HDD in 3000 years and make the RegalSin folder the new bible. At least, that's my intent.

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#77 Moxio   Supervillain CAGiversary!   35394 Posts   Joined 14.0 Years Ago  

Posted 22 November 2006 - 02:20 AM

someone will find my HDD in 3000 years and make the RegalSin folder the new bible. At least, that's my intent.

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That's creepy.

#78 Roufuss   is now a coupon CAGiversary!   21591 Posts   Joined 14.5 Years Ago  

Posted 22 November 2006 - 02:53 AM

Good god... I've fallen into a vat of consentraited stupid.


I guess so.

I called my lady friend last night and said my buddy had to beat off on my chest, she is kinda pissed at me, but it was the best idea I had all night, and I stand by it.



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#79 Roufuss   is now a coupon CAGiversary!   21591 Posts   Joined 14.5 Years Ago  

Posted 22 November 2006 - 02:54 AM

someone will find my HDD in 3000 years and make the RegalSin folder the new bible. At least, that's my intent.

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Send me that.

IMMEDIATELY.

I called my lady friend last night and said my buddy had to beat off on my chest, she is kinda pissed at me, but it was the best idea I had all night, and I stand by it.



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Posted 22 November 2006 - 03:15 AM

That's creepy.



???

did I post my granny porn folder on accident or something?


Send me that.

IMMEDIATELY.


if you're serious, sure, pm me your email address and I'll rar it for you. Engrish ftw.

#81 Roufuss   is now a coupon CAGiversary!   21591 Posts   Joined 14.5 Years Ago  

Posted 22 November 2006 - 03:17 AM

if you're serious, sure, pm me your email address and I'll rar it for you. Engrish ftw.


How many is in there?

I called my lady friend last night and said my buddy had to beat off on my chest, she is kinda pissed at me, but it was the best idea I had all night, and I stand by it.



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#82

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Posted 22 November 2006 - 03:41 AM

How many is in there?


lets see...30.

it's pretty much just what has been posted in this thread.


:lol: my neighbor is in tears over the sony/robocop one.

#83 I AM WILLIAM H. MACY   William "Hog" Macy CAGiversary!   3539 Posts   Joined 12.7 Years Ago  

I AM WILLIAM H. MACY

Posted 22 November 2006 - 04:47 AM

A topical RegalSin post

His thoughts on the holiday of Thanksgiving

Well thanksgiving has nothing to do with being thankfull for. If I am correct ThanksGiving is the day when the Red man helped the Dutch and then the Dutch being collonists and all help themselves to the Red mans land and dubbed them Indians.

Then they spread like a virus and created New Amsterdam which nobody ould careless about which King ruled what place and it was then renamed and given to York.

The other Dutch who was still high on Religon started the whole witch thing where a man would get some sweet loving and proclaimed her a witch to avoid having a Divorce and if so then we proclaim the wife a witch. Back then getting rid of MUAVG was way easier. Then that stoped.

So the thing is I am thankfull that a couple of European rejects stuck a not even spreader up the Red mans snout and said "This is Corn not Maze an Maze is crypt of passages with one way out and many dead ends. Do you want to be dead?"

Again yes lets be blessed that the whole blood shed that was the Whatever this land name was took place until WWI where we stick it to europeans for no aparent reason just to aid the french for helping us in the British Downfall.

They fought like ants yet there flag was still there

Yah so many useless deaths in Amerika



#84 Zenithian Legend   Banned Banned   13122 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 22 November 2006 - 04:54 AM

I like how he always spells America as Amerika.

Seriously though the Sex one remains my favorite, that and where he starts talking about the "tortist and the hair"
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#85 Kayden   Banned Banned   17673 Posts   Joined 13.0 Years Ago  

Posted 22 November 2006 - 05:06 AM

I guess so.


It are spred.

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Kayden you would be awesome in Congress.


#86 WeaponX2099   You walk on the subway CAGiversary!   5379 Posts   Joined 13.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 22 November 2006 - 05:10 AM

A topical RegalSin post

His thoughts on the holiday of Thanksgiving


that moved me. I did a spit take at sweet lovin.

#87 Zenithian Legend   Banned Banned   13122 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 22 November 2006 - 05:11 AM

A topical RegalSin post

His thoughts on the holiday of Thanksgiving


I've got to memorize that and use it as grace during Thanksgiving dinner.
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#88 hiccupleftovers   Worst Poster on CAG CAGiversary!   18071 Posts   Joined 13.4 Years Ago  

hiccupleftovers

Posted 22 November 2006 - 05:24 AM

"So the thing is I am thankfull that a couple of European rejects stuck a not even spreader up the Red mans snout and said "This is Corn not Maze an Maze is crypt of passages with one way out and many dead ends. Do you want to be dead?"'

:rofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


I'm practically crying from that one.

#89 Roufuss   is now a coupon CAGiversary!   21591 Posts   Joined 14.5 Years Ago  

Posted 22 November 2006 - 06:01 AM

When I was taking Spanish which I never really finished but this guy who was spanish related went down to the Virgin Islands. They thought the guy was rich beyond wealth and had all sorts of people coming to him from money.

Again your Honduras is bordering Nicaragua and correct if I am wrong there has been a big uproar and scandal with the current leaders with Oil and such.
Again the bordering country still has the routine drive by pick up van treath?

Well I would talk with your father about why he sends money to them continuesly and even so it is good to visit your family.

I have family which I was sappose to return phone calls from last year and they live just a stone throw away. I say take the trip maybe you will lang will get a boost.


Almost makes sense, until the end. And van treath??

I called my lady friend last night and said my buddy had to beat off on my chest, she is kinda pissed at me, but it was the best idea I had all night, and I stand by it.



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#90 Roufuss   is now a coupon CAGiversary!   21591 Posts   Joined 14.5 Years Ago  

Posted 22 November 2006 - 06:24 AM

Well hey it's your family and you can't run from that and they can't just pack up and leave there homeland. Imagine if everything you knew was gone where you live now would you not have memories and pride of your home nation too? Would you not feel guilty to run like a mice from the storms of cats or would you face the storm and make your stand with pride.

Why the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed just to get home to its baby chicks. Now why do they live there still? It is there world and if they just got up and left it would be filled by the viod that is a treath to there home.


It's like has moments of lucidity and then completely shits all over them.

These are all Regal's views of going back home to visit family in a country that isn't your own.

I called my lady friend last night and said my buddy had to beat off on my chest, she is kinda pissed at me, but it was the best idea I had all night, and I stand by it.



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