You also should never pay at a register. The greedy employees have code words to get managers to deny sales so that they keeps its for themselves. You should put an Infowars bumper sticker and cash in nonsequential bills in an envelope marked “for goods and serviceses” and hand it to the person checking receipts at the door. Walk briskly but with a nonthreatening demeanor. Don’t make eye contact, but that’s rarely an issue.
Every True CAG knows this. The world is against you. It conspires against you. Your only defense is your wits. Someone may say the problem is Walmart’s shit inventory system, but they’re just part of the scheme to deny CAGs from the dealz.
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