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Shawn Michaels' wrestling topic

19 October 2006 - 03:59 AM

♪I think I'm cute
I know i'm sexy
I got the looks
That drives the girls wild

I got the moves
That really move them
I send chills
Up and down their spine

I'm just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy (boy toy)
I'm just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy (boy toy)

I make them hot
I make them shiver
Their knees get weak
Whenever I'm around

They see me walk
They hear me talk
I make them feel
Like they're on Cloud Nine

I'm just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy (boy toy)
I'm just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy (boy toy)

Eat your heart out girls
Hands off the merchandise♫

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Say hello to the Showtopper! It's "The Heartbreak Kid", Shawn Michaels!

Although he spent most of his life growing up as a military brat in San Antonio, Texas... Michael Shawn Hickenbottom was
born in Chandler, Arizona on July 22, 1965.

Fairly early, Michaels wanted to become a pro wrestler. In one wrestling magazine, he claims that during a teenager, he'd
freak out friends and family by slicing his forehead with a razor and screaming, "Look! I'm a wrestler!" Michaels was trained
Mexican wrestling legend Jose Lothario and made his debut in 1984, working with Mid-South Wrestling and later Texas
All-Star Wrestling, where he won the Tag Team Championships with Paul Diamond.

In Central States Championship Wrestling, he and tag partner Marty Jannetty captured their Tag Team titles from the Batten
Twins. During this time, Michaels also made several appearances with World Class Championship Wrestling.

The Midnight Rockers (as they were called) made their national-level debut in 1986 in the AWA. They held the tag titles
twice, feuding with "Playboy" Buddy Rose and Doug Somers. During an AWA talent raid in 1987, The Rockers were signed
by the WWF. They were fired within two weeks for "partying too hard," but were re-signed by the WWF a year later...
debuting on the June 18. 1988 episode of WWF Superstars.

The Rockers never received a fair chance at the WWF tag titles. They actually did win the titles in October 1990 during a TV
taping because Jim Neidhart was about to leave the company, and the Hart Foundation held the belts. When Jim re-signed,
the belts were taken away and their title win was never aired. When news of what happened spead, WWF blamed the voiding
of the win on a faulty turnbuckle during the match.

On December 2, 1991, Michaels used the Sweet Chin Music on Marty Jannetty and sent him crashing through "The Barber
Shop" window... and with Marty Jannetty's career in the WWF ending after that, Shawn Michaels became a heel... "The
Heartbreak Kid," at the suggestion of Curt Hennig. The rest, as they say is history...he's given us many 5-star performances
both as face and heel.

During his career, Michaels has faced many hardships both in the wrestling business and in his personal life. There have been
many battles that he's faced, ranging from the addictions many wrestlers face on the road... to real-life rivalries and scuffles
with many of his colleagues. It seems like Michaels finally found peace a few years back after getting married, raising a family,
and becoming a born-again Christian.

Even at the ripe old age of 41, Michaels still has what it takes to wow audiences night after night. Despite what your opinion
of the man is, you cannot discount what he has done in the ring, and the amazing performances he has given during his
tenure with the WWE. He is a definite Hall-of-Fame inductee for the future, and his classic gum-smacking, annoying heel
character is a favorite of many who grew up with the WWF in the 90s.

I am pleased to give credit where credit is due, and to post the "Shawn Michaels Wrestling Topic." I thought it would be
fitting... as someone who doesn't care much for the man, but has enjoyed the performer... to create this long overdue tribute
to a great performer.

Please check out such sources as Wikipedia or Obsessed with Wrestling for more information on Michaels. Also, I'm sure
that everyone already has a copy of "Sexy Boy," and for those that don't, I'm sure someone will upload it here for sure. :)

The RenOTT 911! / Viva VariOTT Spectacular!

29 September 2006 - 01:50 AM

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C'mon! You knew it was going to happen sooner or later. :lol:

These CAGs have what it takes to be members... keyboards.

And these cops have what it takes to be cops... badges.

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And now, a quick crash course on these awesome officers, and it may contain SPOILERS.

* Robert Ben Garant as Deputy Travis Junior, a trailer trash redneck who likes beer, firearms, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and perhaps most of all, his moustache. He trains police dogs for the department and is almost never seen without his trademark sunglasses and bulletproof vest, which is always outside of his shirt, often seen as a tactical error by real police officers. He also has very bad vision without his sunglasses. Junior often performs the functions the other officers are unwilling to do. He also has a running gag in which he pulls over a driver, and as he approaches the vehicle, he gets knocked out or is otherwise rendered incapacitated by the car door opening or something falling off the car. He has three brothers, Henry Junior Junior from Panama City, Florida, Lance Corporal Junior who serves in the U.S. Marine Corps in Tikrit, Iraq, and Tater Junior from Sparks, Nevada.

* Kerri Kenney-Silver as Deputy Trudy Wiegel, an emotionally unstable, heavily medicated hypochondriac, with multiple psychological disorders. She is a generally odd, slow-witted officer with low self esteem and a special love for cats (she owns over eight; one named "Tigger" is dead and stuffed). She also enjoys crafts, and is infatuated with Lieutenant Jim Dangle. She generally distracts the other officers with her flakiness. She frequently visits her mother's grave to have one-sided conversations with her, even planning picnics in which she brings two lunches. She began dating a man named Craig Pullin, only to discover he was the Truckee River Killer after discovering several severed body parts in his fridge. After turning him in, she continued their relationship even after he was sentenced to death. At one point she tried to help him escape by leaving a hacksaw in the cake she gave him, but he was unable to understand the various verbal clues she was giving him. On the day he was sentenced to die, the two got married. She also seems to have a hatred for Koreans, as hinted during the 2nd season when she took a machine gun and shot at a Korean's house. She has shown other racist tendencies as well, such as when the black cops showed discomfort in using the term "colored person", she asked "What if I said, 'Which ****** took the last donut?'" At the beginning of the 4th season, after six months of personal leave, she returned pregnant. She later explained that her child was not Craig Pullin's baby--she went to a sperm bank and had herself artificially inseminated. At the mention of the sperm bank the camera panned to every guy in the room and each of them gave a little info on the sperm bank, leading the viewer to wonder which, if any, of them is her child's "father".

* Thomas Lennon as Lieutenant Jim Dangle, a deputy who holds the highest rank and is always seen wearing his trademark short shorts. Dangle is also the subject of a running gag in which his police bicycle is stolen or vandalized after walking away from it for only a minute. It is hinted that Travis Junior is responsible for at least some of these bicycle incidents. It has also been heavily implied that Dangle is gay, due to his crush on Jones, the special relationships he makes with male suspects and witnesses, and several nude and cross-dressing incidents in the 1st season. At one point he got married to the heiress of a vacuum cleaner fortune, because she was morbidly obese and he believed she would die soon. She later got gastric-bypass surgery and the two divorced. Dangle displays varying levels of frankness regarding his sexuality: in one episode, he asks Junior whether or not he comes off as gay, but in another episode he admits that he intended to use a contested jet ski to move rapidly from one gay bar to another.

* Wendi McLendon-Covey as Deputy Clementine "Clemmie" Johnson, a promiscuous, blonde female officer. She always wears her uniform partially unbuttoned to expose her cleavage. She is also an ex-magician's assistant, Wiccan, pothead, and Steely Dan groupie.

* Niecy Nash as Deputy Raineesha Williams, a loud and boisterous cop who regularly maces men. She broke up with Jones before the show premiered, but still occasionally answers his booty calls. She once joined the Nation of Islam in order to get the month of Ramadan off. She often yells, "Hahh?" after making a blunt statement for effect. Raineesha is a single mother who may or may not know the parentage of her children.

* Mary Birdsong as new (3rd season) Deputy Cheresa Kimball, an efficient rookie cop that no one seems to know anything about, although they suspect that she is a lesbian. Her profile on the official site[1] states that she joined the force because: "My past is filled with sin and small time crimes and misdemeanors. Enforcing the law is my way of righting all my wrongs, cleaning up my karma. Also, they give good benefits." She is the only member of the force even remotely competent.

* Cedric Yarbrough as Deputy S. "Jonesy" Jones, a black, semi-successful ladies man. He is usually paired with Deputy Garcia. He was raised in Mound, Minnesota, a suburb of the Twin Cities. It is implied that he is Raineesha's ex-boyfriend, and he is in an on-again, off-again relationship with Clementine. He is also a talented singer and dancer, and works part-time as a stripper (in a police uniform). Jones commonly uses the expression, "You're a regular Jay Leno," as a response to a perpetrator making a joke. Other than the initial "S," Jones's first name is never said. During an infomercial for new years blanks, he is called Ron by Kimball. However, during another infomercial, Junior is called Bill, so the informercial does not reflect the character's true names. During the 4th season premiere, it is implied that he is the father of Deputy Williams' children.

* Carlos Alazraqui as Deputy James Oswaldo Garcia, a racist, sexist, miserable second-generation (at least) Mexican-American. The other Deputies often poke fun at his private off-duty life, involving lonely masturbation, no sex life and reruns of Hill Street Blues. He is usually partnered with Deputy Jones, and they have an oddly healthy working relationship, despite Jones being black and Garcia a racist. His healthy working relationship with Jones seems to be crumbling as of late. This is evident whenever Garcia makes a racist remark that causes Jones to assault Garcia because of the remark. From a couple episodes in Season 2, it is possible that he has gay thoughts and feelings for Kenny Rogers.

Get posting! That's how we do it in RenOTT! :D

But that's not all!

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Welcome to CAG's most popular thread, brought to you by Europe's most popular variety show! It's Viva VariOTT!

Here are your hosts!

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The Fabulous Freebirds' wrestling topic

20 September 2006 - 06:57 AM

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Say hello to one of the greatest groups of all time, the Dixieland Delights... the Toasts of the Coasts... The Fabulous Freebirds!

♪I want to tell you a story
about a place you don't wanna be.
This ain't no home sweet home,
it's a home sweet misery.
We knew when we got here
they'd try to put us away.
But when they seen us walk down
the street they ran the other way.

Badstreet, Atlanta, GA
Baddest street in the whole USA
Badstreet nasty and hot
The further down the block you went, the badder it got♫

Download “Badstreet USA” at the following link. Many thanks to Scorch for the mp3!


The Fabulous Freebirds first started in 1979, consisting of a team of Michael "P.S." (Purely Sexy) Hayes, Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy,
and Buddy "Jack" Roberts. Three of the greatest heels to lace up boots and step into the ring, The Freebirds often came to the ring
to "Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Later on, they would come to the ring to the classic ring anthem "Badstreet USA," sung by none
other than Michael Hayes. They were among the first to come to the ring with entrance music, with one of the few known to have
music before them being Gorgeous George.

The Freebirds were known for wearing the colors of the Confederate States of America and would even come to the ring sometimes
with Confederate facepaint and flags flying. They were best known for their long-time feud with the legendary Von Erich family in
World Class Championship Wrestling. Among the other promotions they wrestled for were NWA's Jim Crockett Promotions,
Georgia Championship Wrestling, the AWA, the Universal Wrestling Federation, WCW, and a short run with the World Wrestling

During their NWA run, the Freebirds created the "Freebird Rule," under which their tag team belts could be defended by any two
members of their team. This rule is still used by many stables today, such as the Spirit Squad in the WWE.

The members of the Freebirds:

Michael P.S. Hayes - one of the greatest wrestlers to ever hold a microphone. While he was a great wrestler, the main thing that
drew you into his character was the promos he would cut. He'd make you hate him, make you believe that he was scared to death
(see his classic promos when he had to wrestle Bruiser Brody), and would captivate you with his charisma

Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy - the brute and the muscle behind the group. Also considered to be the most successful Freebird.
The combination of Gordy and Hayes seemed to be the most recognizable and loved combination of Freebirds.

Buddy "Jack" Roberts - given the nickname Jack because of his love of Jack Daniel's whiskey.

Jimmy Garvin - a member in WCW and a friend to the group in WCCW & AWA.

Badstreet - the masked member in WCW and the group's light heavyweight/cruiserweight. Originally appeared as "Fantasia", but WCW changed the name to Badstreet to avoid a legal confrontation with Disney.

Big Daddy Dink - Freebird alias of Sir Oliver Humperdink and "tour manager" in WCW, 1990-91.

Little Richard Marley - WCW Jobber Rocky King, who as "Little Richard Marley" served as a ringside pest to Freebird opponents in 1990.

Diamond Dallas Page - WCW manager in 1991.

Please visit Wikipedia, Obsessed with Wrestling, or other wrestling sources for more information on this classic group.

Mel Brooks and Planet of the Apes Fans Rejoice!

16 January 2006 - 09:30 PM

I know that this technically isn't a deal (although maybe DDD will have some good deals on them soon), but I know that there are a ton of "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" fans here, and this news should make them very happy. Also, on the same day, there's a huge Planet of the Apes set planned for release. Thanks to The Digital Bits for the news:

First up is the long-awaited Mel Brooks Boxset Collection (due 4/4 - SRP $99.98), which will include High Anxiety, History of the World, Part I, Blazing Saddles (in conjunction with Warner Bros), Robin Hood Men in Tights, Silent Movie, To Be or Not to Be, Twelve Chairs and Young Frankenstein! We're still working to confirm this, but we believe each title will feature anamorphic widescreen transfers. Extras are expected to include theatrical trailers, HBO specials and other featurettes on select titles, audio commentary by Brooks on select titles and more. We'll post a confirmed spec list when we have it.

Fox also has planned a 14-disc Planet of the Apes: Ultimate DVD Collection (SRP $179.98) for release on 4/4, which will include all 5 classic Apes feature films, the complete Planet of the Apes TV series, the 2001 Tim Burton remake and the never-before-released Return to the Planet of the Apes NBC cartoon series from 1975, along with the Behind the Planet of the Apes documentary and an additional disc of bonus content. You can read a little more about this from our friends over at TVShowsonDVD.com.

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