Alright, ladies and gentlemen, my shift is over, so I'm punching out here too. Time to go home and piss around with MY Classic instead of spending all day talking about them here.
I hope my searches have helped at least one person find one that otherwise may not have. Good luck to you all still searching!
Not many people may say this (I skimmed the last 8-10 pages) but .. Thank you for your help!