It's that time again. Adorned in majestic custom uniforms of soft shit brown and glistening neon, the Banditos rise from their dutch ovens. What's better than an erection? A res-erection.
9 years! We are about to embark on CAG Hockey's 9th year of existence! That's amazing...without question the longest running gaming group on CAG. At some point, I think we need to start a Hall of
Naturally, we have a set group of people who have played together for a long time, but if you want to play with us, seriously, just sign on and play with us. As long as you're not some tard who pisses everybody off, you'll be fine. Basically, just don't play like the AI.
Ha...haha...webpage. Yeah, believe it or not, this game used to actually have features.
Number | CAG Name | XBL Gamertag | Skater Name | Preferred Position | Hockey Card
#1 | DarkTower80 | DarkTower80 | BendOverFor TheButtSex | LW/RD |
#2 | Vulcan2422 | Vulcan7905 | Dover Harde | RD/RW |
#9 | TheN8torious | TheN8torious | FirstTime SurpriseAnal | C/LD/LW |
#21 | moojuice | moojuiced | PANDICK AT THE DISCO | LD/G |
#71 | jza1218 | statnut28 | DR HORSESEMIN | RW/C |
#? | AttackingMVP | AttackingMVP | Anita ChubChub | RW
One thing that we strongly recommend is that you do not use the "Be a Pro" or "Action" camera types. While these angles can be exciting for single player modes, they do a poor job of showing you the ice and which teammates may be open (especially players behind you). Since we strive to play strong team hockey and get everyone involved, it makes sense to be able to see the entire zone as you play. The CAG team advises that you use the "Ice", "Classic", or even "Overhead" cameras.
When We Play
Our official CAG Hockey Nights have fluctuated a bit the past couple years, but you can almost always find us on Friday nights (occasionally Saturday too). We usually start around 10 PM EST and end in the wee hours of the morning. These hockey nights can be filled with ranked games against other EASHL clubs, team practices to improve on basic skills and fundamentals, or even intrasquad games to compete against each other. There are also other random times throughout the week that we play, but Friday night is when you'll always find the team. If you'd like to play, please feel free to join us! If you'd like your information posted on the team roster, please see the "How to Sign Up" section below. See you on the ice!
How To Sign Up
Keep in mind, we have official weekly Hockey Nights on Fridays from 10PM EST - UNTIL (usually 1-2AM EST), and do play other random times as well. The more time you put into the team, the better we'll be and the more you'll get out of it.
If you're interested in taking part in these fun and awesome community gatherings, just find the team in the game (search..."Ausfahrt"), and send a join request. And be sure to post in the thread and include the following information:
Number | CAG Name | XBL Gamertag | Skater Name | Preferred Position
Coach Alan's Corner
Getting The Most Out of Your Player
The following guide will show you how to best distribute your points and which boosts you should apply based on the cost of raising each attribute. Setting your player up wisely will give you an edge over the competition!
As you may or may not know, NHL 12 allows people to set their own custom playlists for in game events (team intros, goals, penalties, etc.). The great thing about this is you can stream the music from your computer and have the playlists pre-set. All you have to do is assign them to the specific events in game. You can find the pack here, along with full instructions on how to install it.
NHL 12 Soundpack
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