UberZerstorer

Been playing God of War on Steam this morning and it's a great port. Only hard part is choosing between the Ultrawide and the OLED:

 

 

That ain't no gaming laptop though.

cross posted in the humble thread:

 

 if anyone wants any of the trash fine quality products that have been sitting in my keys for any number of years let me know.

 

Action Henk
BATTLESLOTHS
Bastion Steam Key
Battle Islands Commanders - E3 Exclusive Crate
Call of Duty®: WWII - Call of Duty Endowment Bravery Pack
Call of Duty®: WWII - Call of Duty Endowment Fear Not Pack
Chasm
Cursed Castilla (Maldita Castilla EX)
DreadOut Soundtrack & Manga DLC
Else Heart.Break()
Endless Space - Collection
Evergarden
Fallen Enchantress
Flat Kingdom Paper's Cut Edition
Fluffy Horde
Galactic Civilizations II: Ultimate Edition
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex First Assault Online - First Connection Crate
GoNNER - Press Jump To Die Edition
Goodbye Deponia
Gotham City Impostors Free to Play: Professional Impostor Kit
Gyromancer
HAWKEN – Prosk Starter Bundle
Hacknet
I'm not a Monster
JYDGE
Kathy Rain
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes
Kingdom: New Lands
Life Is Strange™ - Episode 1
Metrico+
Mr. Shifty
N++ (NPLUSPLUS)
Nongünz
Orwell: Keeping an Eye on You
Outward - Soundtrack
Oxenfree
Oxenfree
Purrfect Date - Visual Novel/Dating Simulator
Puss!
Q.U.B.E. 2
Riders of Icarus E3 Heroic Ranger's Fury Pack
Rock of Ages 2 – Classic Pack
Rollers of the Realm
SNOW Pro Pack
Saints Row 2
Shoppe Keep
Slime-san
Snake Pass
Sniper Elite
Sonic Adventure 2
SpellForce 3 Beta Access
Splasher
Super Rude Bear Resurrection
The Corporate Machine
The Darkness II
The Final Station
The Political Machine 2016
The Walking Dead
Tiny & Big in Grandpa's Leftovers
Tumblestone
UAYEB
Windward
Wuppo

The Darkness II, Fluffy Horde, The Final Station.
That would be my final haul. PLZ!

My final haul:

Spuke, can I haz Beholder 2 plz?

Also, Blackguards 2 if nobody claims?

Thank you for your magnanimous offerings.

Question for the PROS!

Will this increase my RAM and floppyflops for an extreme gaming experience?



Answer only if you're a pro gamer please. 

I made a fortune in thoughts and prayers. Gaming laptop is the greatest investment I did in muh lyfe.

Free Steam Games:

 

Neverwinter Nights: Enhanced Edition

Shadowrun: Dragonfall Director's Cut

Dreamfall Chapters

Shadowrun Returns

Icewind Dale: Enhanced Edition

Sniper: Ghost Warrior 2

Skyland: Heart of the Mountain

Endless Fables 2: Frozen Path

Dreamwalker: Never Fall Asleep

Learn Japanese To Survive! Hiragana Battle

Learn Japanese To Survive! Kanji Combat

Learn Japanese To Survive! Katakana War

The eXceed Collection: Aural Brutality Edition

Tokyo Xanadu eX+

Bang Bang Racing

Giana Sisters: Twisted Dream

 

I also have a Square-Enix key for Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn. This is NOT a Steam key and it's for first time users only. Game and 30 day trial.

 

Tell me what you want, I'll PM you the codes.

 

Giana Sisters, pleeeeeeeez?

Can we trust that site? It seems suspicious to me.

Can we trust you? You seem suspicious to me.

I don't mean to brag... but someone just got an AMD Settlement check in the mail!

 

We eatin good tonight!

 

Spoiler

Not only pork, but... SEASONED PORK!

IS SAMOROST 1 FREE?!

Can't I just download an i7?

"Best Ever" Sale from GreenManGaming (GMG):

https://www.greenman....com/hot-deals/

Disclaimer: It may not be the "best ever" sale. Results may vary. Contact your primary doctor if this sale causes you not to have an erection in 746 hours. Restrictions may apply. Praise Jeebus.

Woah woah woah! Guys... I'm from Tampa. Have some respect, would ya?

By the way, y'all's team sucks!

I pre-ordered two Cyberpunk collectors editions for $200 apiece (after GCU discount), one PS4 and one on PC.  Was going to sell one for profit.  That never happened since this one turned out to be not rare.  But Best Buy mailed the item 12 days before its initial release date, people were going to get their games early, and then on the day before it was about to be delivered they contacted UPS and had the package rerouted to their warehouse in KY where the order was subsequently cancelled.   They goofed up and didn't want to get in trouble for breaking the street date.  The next day they reinstated my order and sent me $100 in BB credit for my troubles. 

 

So I kept one collectors edition and thanks for the free $100. 

And they say crime doesn't pay. TrumpCat would be proud.

Quick question for all y'all!

Does anyone know the file size difference between Read Dead Redemption 2 and RDR2 Online versions on the Xbox One?

I already own the complete game, but for hard drive sake I thought maybe $5 for standalone is worth it, if the space saved is significant.

By the way, TrumpCat, you're still my president, no matter what all these motherfroggers say.