GameStop: Here is your copy of Panty Quest 3 Trap Edition for PS4
GameStop: We also went ahead and pre-ordered you a Nintendo Switch as you are one of the 1,000 random lucky winners in today's event.
BlackRockWaifu: But I don't want the Nintendo Switch
GameStop: Well now you have one on us
BlackRockWaifu: I'm getting it for free?
GameStop: Haha of course not, who do you think we are? Bernie Sanders? We already went ahead and charged your credit card
BlackRockWaifu: Wait what?
GameStop: Thank you for shopping at GameStop where we give Power to the Players! Next in line please!
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